The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Noor said:

and you get a big smile on a webcam

I put in a pedometer

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Handley_Page said:

which counts backwards


I put in a new fly-fishing rod.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you find you can catch more flies with sugar than with a rod.

I put in a big two-hearted river...

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stickygirl said:

and I use grass hoppers to catch our breakfast

I put in a medicine man from the Shonone tribe

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Tio_Narratore said:

and he finds you a position as bote for a Blackfoot band.

I put in a pilgrimage to Wounded Knee...

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gypsymoonrose said:

You get an arrowhead and pottery fragments.

I put in a tacky gift shop and an out of date map.

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Handley_Page said:

[ sad but all too often true ]
which was bought second hand from Stonehenge


I put in the very latest satellite maps of the area.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get an accurate count of the neo-Druids trying to claim it as sacred ground.

I'll see your bluestones and raise you a sarsen trilithon...

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stickygirl said:

and they both appear on the main stage at Glastonbury

I put in the healing stone from the Great Rollrights

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Handley_Page said:

and the local Hospital closes.


I put in a Lodestone

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you end up loaded and stoned at the same time.

I put in an olla of pulque an a button of old man peyotl...

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Handley_Page said:

and one gets thoroughly puddled.

I put in a small bottle of POTT.

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stickygirl said:

and the wacko above you claims it as theirs and flies off in their spaceship

I put in a voodoo curse against hackers and trolls

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wpc_ruth said:

and it burns ALL my alts.

I put in an apb apology on a 1930's police radio (with added static)

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Tio_Narratore said:

and Dick Tracy leads a raid on your after-hours club.

I put in a night at Hernado's Hideaway...

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stickygirl said:

and I find myself dancing in my pajamas

I put in Puck from midsummer night's dream

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Tio_Narratore said:

and Robin Goodfellow makes an ass out of you.

I put in Anya's Tit (or was that Titania?)...

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stickygirl said:

and you find the course of true love

I put in a plague on all your houses

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Tio_Narratore said:

and it's time for a frog-leg feast!

I put in a plaque for your stately home in England......

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stickygirl said:

but it was abandoned after the sugar crop failed

I put in a locket of my hair and a wish

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Tio_Narratore said:

and Pope Alexander steals both lock and wish.

I put in a proper study of mankind...

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stickygirl said:

...and Powell and Cushing are happy to oblige

I put in a man who fell in love with the moon

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a big pizza pie.

I put in Rosemary Clooney...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9prJXEhNhPA

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stickygirl said:

and you get a white christmas with bing crosby


I put in two cross dressing musicians

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