If the poster above you got arrested what would it be for?

Ms_Vixxen · Jan 24, 2015

ydahecnot said:
Not sure, but he's guilty

using clipart as an avatar

37_ttej · Jan 24, 2015

Ms_Vixxen said:
using clipart as an avatar

Giving Foxy Loxy a bad reputation.

dagdag · Jan 24, 2015

37_ttej said:
Giving Foxy Loxy a bad reputation.

No cops in the jungle so this one goes free without ever been touched. If he comes to the city, he gets arrested for making woman horny.

blazin24 · Jan 24, 2015

dagdag said:
No cops in the jungle so this one goes free without ever been touched. If he comes to the city, he gets arrested for making woman horny.

Throwing snow back on people sidewalks after they shoveled it

MausAss · Jan 25, 2015

blazin24 said:
Throwing snow back on people sidewalks after they shoveled it

For showing up to a hotdog contest all nude.

*professorx* · Jan 29, 2015

christening the fire hydrant ...and not cleaning up

Miss_Cassidy · Jan 30, 2015

*professorx* said:
christening the fire hydrant ...and not cleaning up

Looks like he has a pretty good command of those cuffs and he should be the one doing the arresting. Hmmm... Impersonating an officer?

INeedLove · Jan 30, 2015

Miss_Cassidy said:
Looks like he has a pretty good command of those cuffs and he should be the one doing the arresting. Hmmm... Impersonating an officer?

Sassiness and dangerous curves

Jaime_H · Jan 31, 2015

INeedLove said:
Sassiness and dangerous curves

Playing with magic wands in public.

Wild_Honey_66 · Jan 31, 2015

public nudity. duh.

seth6138 · Jan 31, 2015

Overly Furry Lady Parts.

walkingeagle · Jan 31, 2015

Wild_Honey_66 said:
public nudity. duh.

Inciting riots--

Jaime_H · Jan 31, 2015

walkingeagle said:
Inciting riots--

Fishing for compliments.....

Wild_Honey_66 · Jan 31, 2015

Jaime_H said:
Fishing for compliments.....

covering his wang.

walkingeagle · Jan 31, 2015

Wild_Honey_66 said:
covering his wang.

hiding her bush--

Wolfias · Jan 31, 2015

Nude fishing but will still swear to the officer...the one that got away was this big.

papadoc19 · Jan 31, 2015

Poaching livestock

Sandman63 · Jan 31, 2015

For being too cool for school.

Backdoor_Bella · Jan 31, 2015

clamping nipples with jumper cables in lieu of a portable defibrillator

ydahecnot · Jan 31, 2015

Feeding the ducks Quaaludes

greeneyedvirgin · Jan 31, 2015

ydahecnot said:
Feeding the ducks Quaaludes

For melting all the snow, creating a massive flood....or telling someone to stick it where the sun don't shine so he'd be left alone.

Lilylovex64 · Jan 31, 2015

greeneyedvirgin said:
For melting all the snow, creating a massive flood....or telling someone to stick it where the sun don't shine so he'd be left alone.

For stealing all the pie.

Lilylovex64 · Jan 31, 2015

ImagineMe2 said:
Excessive sweetness.

Excessive spanking, although I would enjoy it.

Backdoor_Bella · Jan 31, 2015

Lilylovex64 said:
Excessive spanking, although I would enjoy it.

ImagineMe2 said:
With excessive spanking comes excessive kissing to make it better.

PDA!

Mercury_Maniac · Jan 31, 2015

public anal sex.....

If the poster above you got arrested what would it be for?

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