If the poster above you got arrested what would it be for?

[DesEsseintes]

Assaulting seahorses

Refusing to enter the GB.

 

[Little_Sister]

Refusing to enter the GB.

For dragging one of my girls to the dark side of Lit. GB is mean and now you have kidnapped Honey.

 

[merryohmd]

For dragging one of my girls to the dark side of Lit. GB is mean and now you have kidnapped Honey.

Being too cute

 

[DesEsseintes]

For dragging one of my girls to the dark side of Lit. GB is mean and now you have kidnapped Honey.

She's a big girl now - she didn't need dragging. In any case, you know where she is now - if you want her back, well...

 

[37_ttej]

She's a big girl now - she didn't need dragging. In any case, you know where she is now - if you want her back, well...

Des would get arrested just because the Officer suspected he was being made fun of.
He couldn't quite figure out all the big words, but it sounded suspicious.
Anything with more than three syllables must be an offence in disguise, right?

Des: "My heartfelt apologies, my dear cunt-stable, for any unintended misunderstanding.
I was just on my way to address a symposium on the colloquial application of Latin epithets - tibi sunt a stupri fatuus and all that. Toodle pip!"

Policeman: "No so fast, ya swanky bugger. Youz coming with me downa station."

 

[TongueLust]

Stealing my bananas.

 

[37_ttej]

Stealing my bananas.

Here's one you can have, TL.

Although you may get arrested if you try to smoke it.

 

[TongueLust]

Here's one you can have, TL.

Although you may get arrested if you try to smoke it.

For flashing his banana.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dousing my fire.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Commercial quantity of prohibited accelerants

 

[37_ttej]

Commercial quantity of prohibited accelerants

Not saying hello.

*sniff*

 

[vavavaVoom]

Not saying hello.

*sniff*

*pouncetickles* you stole that nose! That's nawty that is, stealing from a woody!

 

[37_ttej]

*pouncetickles* you stole that nose! That's nawty that is, stealing from a woody!

Wanna see my other 'woody'?

Oh, you could arrest me for that.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Wanna see my other 'woody'?

Oh, you could arrest me for that.

You are trying to outstrip W.E?
A bit behind me thinks!

 

[37_ttej]

You are trying to outstrip W.E?
A bit behind me thinks!

My woody ain't going anywhere near WE's behind!

Ima arresting you for frightening poor innocent little boys.

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

You are trying to outstrip W.E?
A bit behind me thinks!

She'd be arrested for causing unbridled lust in a stranger

 

[vavavaVoom]

My woody ain't going anywhere near WE's behind!

Ima arresting you for frightening poor innocent little boys.

Awww *pats arse* there there, I'll have you know youngin that I made no public or private reference to you being little.

Now show me proof of age, this is an adult site ya know!

She'd be arrested for causing unbridled lust in a stranger

You ain't no stranger baby, thou it's been a while you Scottish fiend! Hope you is hale and hearty. *slaps an INS in yer hand*. That's for tellin a furphy

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Awww *pats arse* there there, I'll have you know youngin that I made no public or private reference to you being little.

Now show me proof of age, this is an adult site ya know!



You ain't no stranger baby, thou it's been a while you Scottish fiend! Hope you is hale and hearty. *slaps an INS in yer hand*. That's for tellin a furphy

arrested for having a memory like steel trap
oh
and being fabulous without a licence
its been a while faraway fantasy girl

 

[blazin24]

arrested for having a memory like steel trap
oh
and being fabulous without a licence
its been a while faraway fantasy girl

for loitering while playing the guitar

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

smoking a doobie while streaking in a park

 

[Jaime_H]

smoking a doobie while streaking in a park

Hair styling whilst the model is naked

 

[MortalKombatKitteh]

stealing clothes

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

flying a dragon under the influence (DFUI? )

 

[MausAss]

flying a dragon under the influence (DFUI? )

Pulling women's hair.

 

[ydahecnot]

Not sure, but he's guilty