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Shit for Brains?
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No one here is on it, yet.
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Ohhh gots lots of shit today...
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Ah shit teach! That was gross! 
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No Shitting on the floor
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POOPIE LIST:
THE BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POOPIE - Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poopie." You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
THE CORN POOPIE - No explanation necessary.
THE NOTORIOUS DRINKER POOPIE - The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POOPIE" POOPIE - The kind where you want to poopie, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is to sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
THE LIQUID POOPIE - That's the kind where yellow-ish brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl, and at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
THE MEXICAN FOOD POOPIE - A class all its own.
THE CROWD PLEASER - This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
THE RITUAL - This poopie occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
THE MOOD ENHANCER - This poopie occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS POOPIE - This poopie is so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
THE AFTERSHOCK POOPIE - This poopie has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.
THE HONEYMOON'S OVER POOPIE - This is any poopie created in the presence of another person.
THE GROANER - A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
THE FLOATER - Characterized by it's floatability, this poopie has been known to resurface after many flushings.
THE RANGER - A poopie which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in some rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
THE PHANTOM POOPIE - This appears in the toilet bowl mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
THE PEEK-A-BOO POOPIE - Now you see it, now you don't. This poopie is playing games with you. It requires patience and muscle control.
THE BOMBSHELL - A poopie that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poopie (ie: during a root canal) or you are nowhere near poopie-making facilities.
THE SNAKE CHARMER - A long skinny poopie which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
THE OLYMPIC POOPIE - This poopie occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered - bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's poopie.
THE BACK-TO-NATURE POOPIE - This poopie may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN POOPIE - An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't poopie.
PREMEDITATED POOPIE - Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
POOPIEZOPHERENIA - Fear of pooping - can be fatal.
ENERGIZER vs DURACELL POOPIE - Also known as a "StillGgoing" poopie.
THE POWER DUMP POOPIE - The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
THE LIQUID PLUMBER POOPIE - This kind of poopie is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poopie.)
THE SPINAL TAP POOPIE - The kind of poopie that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY BUTTHOLE" POOPIE - Similiar to the Lincoln Log and the Spinal Tap Poopies. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
THE PORRIDGE POOPIE - The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" POOPIE - When the bag of Dorritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" POOPIE - When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds as they hit the water.
THE "WHAT THE HECK DIED IN HERE?" POOPIE - Also sometimes referred to as the Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as people come near.
THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" POOPIE - Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
THE BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POOPIE - Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poopie." You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
THE CORN POOPIE - No explanation necessary.
THE NOTORIOUS DRINKER POOPIE - The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POOPIE" POOPIE - The kind where you want to poopie, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is to sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
THE LIQUID POOPIE - That's the kind where yellow-ish brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl, and at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
THE MEXICAN FOOD POOPIE - A class all its own.
THE CROWD PLEASER - This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
THE RITUAL - This poopie occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
THE MOOD ENHANCER - This poopie occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS POOPIE - This poopie is so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
THE AFTERSHOCK POOPIE - This poopie has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.
THE HONEYMOON'S OVER POOPIE - This is any poopie created in the presence of another person.
THE GROANER - A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
THE FLOATER - Characterized by it's floatability, this poopie has been known to resurface after many flushings.
THE RANGER - A poopie which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in some rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
THE PHANTOM POOPIE - This appears in the toilet bowl mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
THE PEEK-A-BOO POOPIE - Now you see it, now you don't. This poopie is playing games with you. It requires patience and muscle control.
THE BOMBSHELL - A poopie that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poopie (ie: during a root canal) or you are nowhere near poopie-making facilities.
THE SNAKE CHARMER - A long skinny poopie which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
THE OLYMPIC POOPIE - This poopie occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered - bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's poopie.
THE BACK-TO-NATURE POOPIE - This poopie may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN POOPIE - An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't poopie.
PREMEDITATED POOPIE - Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
POOPIEZOPHERENIA - Fear of pooping - can be fatal.
ENERGIZER vs DURACELL POOPIE - Also known as a "StillGgoing" poopie.
THE POWER DUMP POOPIE - The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
THE LIQUID PLUMBER POOPIE - This kind of poopie is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poopie.)
THE SPINAL TAP POOPIE - The kind of poopie that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY BUTTHOLE" POOPIE - Similiar to the Lincoln Log and the Spinal Tap Poopies. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
THE PORRIDGE POOPIE - The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" POOPIE - When the bag of Dorritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" POOPIE - When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds as they hit the water.
THE "WHAT THE HECK DIED IN HERE?" POOPIE - Also sometimes referred to as the Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as people come near.
THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" POOPIE - Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
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POOPIE LIST 2:
THE PERFECT POOPIE: Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.
THE BEER POOPIE: Talk about nasty dumps. Depending on the dumper's tolerance, the beer dump is the end result of too many beers. It could have been 2 or 22, it doesn't matter. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by a malevolent fog that could close a bathroom for days.
THE CHILI POOPIE: Hot when it goes in, and rocket fuel when it leaves. The chili poopie stays with you all day, making your tush feel like a heat shield.
THE CABLE POOPIE: Long, curly and perfectly formed like 2 feet of E13 telephone CO-axial cable. It loops lazily around the bowl, like a friendly serpent. You wonder admiringly, "DID I DO THAT? Where did it come from?" you leave the bathroom pleased with yourself.
THE MONA LISA POOPIE: This is the masterpiece of dumps. It's as perfectly formed as it can be. Delicate and slender with intricacies that would make da Vinci weep. And just think, you made it yourself. You may even want to break out the Polaroid, but maybe that's going a bit too far.
THE EMPTY ROLL POOPIE: You're done...you reach for the toilet paper only to discover that empty cardboard cylinder. A mild panic begins coldly in your throat. You could use the curtains...no, someone would say "Where are the curtains?" Then what would you say? The rug?...too cumbersome.Then you must come to the same conclusion that every "empty roll dumper" must face...Pull up your slacks, tighten your ass and wriggle yourself to the nearest full roll. Tip: If you don't wait too long, the dingleberry won't have a chance to get cold.
THE SPLASH BACK POOPIE: You send the dump on its way, it drops like a depth charge into the bowl creating a column of cold bowl water that washes your bottom with a startlingly unpleasant shock. Now you're wet and embarrassed. Tip: Blot instead of wiping.
THE ALFRESCO POOPIE: Everyone has had to go outdoors from time to time. This can be a rather pleasant experience really. The open air, the nature, and a good bush all contribute to the peaceful ambiance that our primitive forefathers must have enjoyed. What can screw up this harmonious interlude is a troop of brownies, a patch of poison ivy or falling backwards into the warm, steaming pile.
THE CHILDBIRTH POOPIE: This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf". You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do:
1. Scream
2. Call an Obstetrician
3. Hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it.
THE TIJUANA TROT POOPIE: The phrase "Shit Happens" really applies here in a big way. When the ice in your tainted margarita makes contact with your lower intestinal tract, the fun begins. For the next 72 hours you'd be better off if you carried your own portable toilet with you because you will spend most of that time on the pot and the rest of the time in a fetal position. Now you realize why Mexico never had a navy.
THE MACHINE GUN POOPIE: You're just sitting there in a state of sublime peace when all of a sudden you emit a group of noisy gassy bursts that break the silence like machine gun fire. The guy in the next stall hits the floor like a combat veteran cradling his umbrella like an M16...damn commies.
THE SOUND EFFECT POOPIE: You feel a noisy one coming on. Relatives, friends or work mates are within earshot, so you must employ some clever techniques to cover the disgusting sounds you are about to emit. Timing is obviously very important here. At the precise moment of release, try the following sound effects:
1. Flush the toilet
2. Sing the first two stanzas of your national anthem
3. Drop a handful of quarters on the floor
THE CLING-ON POOPIE: For the most part you've completed your dump, but there's one little morsel (commonly called a dingleberry) that refuses to drop off. You're getting impatient. Someone else wants to use your stall. So, you grip the seat with both hands and wriggle, twist and pump but that last little stubborn piece just hangs there, suspended, clinging like a canned peach between you and the bowl water. Maybe the person pounding impatiently on the door has scissors. Tip: Don't wipe too hard or you'll smear it all over yourself.
THE HOUDINI POOPIE: You go, then you stand up to flush, and the darn thing has disappeared. Where'd it go? Did it creep down the pipe? Did you dream the whole thing? Is it lurking out of sight? Should you wipe...maybe you should just to make sure you went. Should you flush? you'd better, because if you don't, you know it will reappear and smile at the next person who comes in.
THE FLUE POOPIE: You feel so bad that you don't know which end of you to put down first. You have roaring cramps, so you sit down. Then a wave of nausea rolls over you like a cold fog, so you stand up and cramps squeeze your intestines like a vice so you sit down again...up down up down. Don't you wish Mom were close by?
THE PORTA-POTTIE POOPIE: Construction workers and outdoor concert goers will tell you about going in a portable toilet. My best description would be, "Its like taking a shit in an upright coffin". It's claustrophobic and it smells bad...best advice: Go in a paper cup.
THE PROCTOLOGIST POOPIE: In the beginning, the lord created the earth, the sky and the firmament, but I hope he didn't create this dump, because there is nothing biblical about it, you run out of gas. That's right, you run out of propulsion. The dump is right there at the end of your barrel and refuses to go any further. You grunt, you squeeze, you wriggle but it just stays there like a lump of lead. You've only got two choices here. One is to squeeze the damn thing back up your intestine and wait until next time. The other is to pretend you're a proctologist and go after it yourself. Not a pretty picture is it??
THE WHOLE ROLL POOPIE: No matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to be enough. You blow the whole roll and you have to flush 25 times too. The whole episode is consumer waste.
THE GRAFFITI POOPIE: You flush the dump and the swirling motion of the receding bowl water forces the dump to the porcelain sides, scraping a creative squiggle on its way down. You flush again but the curly-Q hangs there...love it or leave it. It's your choice.
THE ENCORE POOPIE: Ahhhh, you're done, so you wipe, put yourself together, wash your hands and are about to vacate the bathroom when you feel another dump coming. You have to return for a curtain call. The world's record is seven encores.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! Be happy you were on the toilet and not trying to sneak out a fart while on a date.
THE PERFECT POOPIE: Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.
THE BEER POOPIE: Talk about nasty dumps. Depending on the dumper's tolerance, the beer dump is the end result of too many beers. It could have been 2 or 22, it doesn't matter. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by a malevolent fog that could close a bathroom for days.
THE CHILI POOPIE: Hot when it goes in, and rocket fuel when it leaves. The chili poopie stays with you all day, making your tush feel like a heat shield.
THE CABLE POOPIE: Long, curly and perfectly formed like 2 feet of E13 telephone CO-axial cable. It loops lazily around the bowl, like a friendly serpent. You wonder admiringly, "DID I DO THAT? Where did it come from?" you leave the bathroom pleased with yourself.
THE MONA LISA POOPIE: This is the masterpiece of dumps. It's as perfectly formed as it can be. Delicate and slender with intricacies that would make da Vinci weep. And just think, you made it yourself. You may even want to break out the Polaroid, but maybe that's going a bit too far.
THE EMPTY ROLL POOPIE: You're done...you reach for the toilet paper only to discover that empty cardboard cylinder. A mild panic begins coldly in your throat. You could use the curtains...no, someone would say "Where are the curtains?" Then what would you say? The rug?...too cumbersome.Then you must come to the same conclusion that every "empty roll dumper" must face...Pull up your slacks, tighten your ass and wriggle yourself to the nearest full roll. Tip: If you don't wait too long, the dingleberry won't have a chance to get cold.
THE SPLASH BACK POOPIE: You send the dump on its way, it drops like a depth charge into the bowl creating a column of cold bowl water that washes your bottom with a startlingly unpleasant shock. Now you're wet and embarrassed. Tip: Blot instead of wiping.
THE ALFRESCO POOPIE: Everyone has had to go outdoors from time to time. This can be a rather pleasant experience really. The open air, the nature, and a good bush all contribute to the peaceful ambiance that our primitive forefathers must have enjoyed. What can screw up this harmonious interlude is a troop of brownies, a patch of poison ivy or falling backwards into the warm, steaming pile.
THE CHILDBIRTH POOPIE: This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf". You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do:
1. Scream
2. Call an Obstetrician
3. Hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it.
THE TIJUANA TROT POOPIE: The phrase "Shit Happens" really applies here in a big way. When the ice in your tainted margarita makes contact with your lower intestinal tract, the fun begins. For the next 72 hours you'd be better off if you carried your own portable toilet with you because you will spend most of that time on the pot and the rest of the time in a fetal position. Now you realize why Mexico never had a navy.
THE MACHINE GUN POOPIE: You're just sitting there in a state of sublime peace when all of a sudden you emit a group of noisy gassy bursts that break the silence like machine gun fire. The guy in the next stall hits the floor like a combat veteran cradling his umbrella like an M16...damn commies.
THE SOUND EFFECT POOPIE: You feel a noisy one coming on. Relatives, friends or work mates are within earshot, so you must employ some clever techniques to cover the disgusting sounds you are about to emit. Timing is obviously very important here. At the precise moment of release, try the following sound effects:
1. Flush the toilet
2. Sing the first two stanzas of your national anthem
3. Drop a handful of quarters on the floor
THE CLING-ON POOPIE: For the most part you've completed your dump, but there's one little morsel (commonly called a dingleberry) that refuses to drop off. You're getting impatient. Someone else wants to use your stall. So, you grip the seat with both hands and wriggle, twist and pump but that last little stubborn piece just hangs there, suspended, clinging like a canned peach between you and the bowl water. Maybe the person pounding impatiently on the door has scissors. Tip: Don't wipe too hard or you'll smear it all over yourself.
THE HOUDINI POOPIE: You go, then you stand up to flush, and the darn thing has disappeared. Where'd it go? Did it creep down the pipe? Did you dream the whole thing? Is it lurking out of sight? Should you wipe...maybe you should just to make sure you went. Should you flush? you'd better, because if you don't, you know it will reappear and smile at the next person who comes in.
THE FLUE POOPIE: You feel so bad that you don't know which end of you to put down first. You have roaring cramps, so you sit down. Then a wave of nausea rolls over you like a cold fog, so you stand up and cramps squeeze your intestines like a vice so you sit down again...up down up down. Don't you wish Mom were close by?
THE PORTA-POTTIE POOPIE: Construction workers and outdoor concert goers will tell you about going in a portable toilet. My best description would be, "Its like taking a shit in an upright coffin". It's claustrophobic and it smells bad...best advice: Go in a paper cup.
THE PROCTOLOGIST POOPIE: In the beginning, the lord created the earth, the sky and the firmament, but I hope he didn't create this dump, because there is nothing biblical about it, you run out of gas. That's right, you run out of propulsion. The dump is right there at the end of your barrel and refuses to go any further. You grunt, you squeeze, you wriggle but it just stays there like a lump of lead. You've only got two choices here. One is to squeeze the damn thing back up your intestine and wait until next time. The other is to pretend you're a proctologist and go after it yourself. Not a pretty picture is it??
THE WHOLE ROLL POOPIE: No matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to be enough. You blow the whole roll and you have to flush 25 times too. The whole episode is consumer waste.
THE GRAFFITI POOPIE: You flush the dump and the swirling motion of the receding bowl water forces the dump to the porcelain sides, scraping a creative squiggle on its way down. You flush again but the curly-Q hangs there...love it or leave it. It's your choice.
THE ENCORE POOPIE: Ahhhh, you're done, so you wipe, put yourself together, wash your hands and are about to vacate the bathroom when you feel another dump coming. You have to return for a curtain call. The world's record is seven encores.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! Be happy you were on the toilet and not trying to sneak out a fart while on a date.
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Look, Mcnuggets!
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"Sorry, I thought that was a fart"
JennyOmanHill
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Enjoyed those poopie lists, LTR!
Anyone ever take a shit in one of these?
Looks like a friendly spot!
Anyone ever take a shit in one of these?
Looks like a friendly spot!
SexySlut2
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JennyOmanHill said:Enjoyed those poopie lists, LTR!
Anyone ever take a shit in one of these?
Looks like a friendly spot!
Yes, unfortunately when I was little and would visit my great grandma that's all she had!
Used to scare the SHIT out of me! I always thought there were going to be snakes in there.
JennyOmanHill
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SexySlut2 said:
Yes, unfortunately when I was little and would visit my great grandma that's all she had!
Used to scare the SHIT out of me! I always thought there were going to be snakes in there.
Geez Sexy! I can't even imagine having to run into a thing like that, especially in cold weather or nighttime!
Of course, I would "go" anywhere after getting shit-faced and drunk! (Can you imagine getting soused THIS way??)
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Look, Mcnuggets!
lovetoread
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Well Jenny I do use an out house and looked what happened!!
