Masturbation, Masterbation, Masturbashion

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I'd like to know the following

1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly :eek:

2. Are you male or female?

3. What is your age?

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?

6. Do you always go to climax?

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?

9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?

10. Have you ever masturbated with someone over the phone?
 
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1. How often do you pleasure yourself....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly?

Daily or weekly, it depends. Probably 2-4 times a week is an average. During ovulation I might go at it a couple of times / day :eek: That is if hubby's away working. If he's home then I hardly do it at all.


2. Are you male or female?

Female.


3. What is your age?

30.


4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?

Married.


5 Are you gay or straight?

Straight.


6. Do you always go to climax?

Yep. Except if I've already orgasmed 2-3 times during one session I tend to give up in the middle of it.


7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?

Don't have one. But usually it's at bed time or around noon if I'm home alone.


8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?

Yes I have.


9. Do you use visual aids or porn?

Not during it no. But I sometimes use "visual aid" to set the mood.


10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?

I'd say with someone and yeah, hundreds of times. Hubby travels for work and phone sex is our thing.
 
I'd like to know the following

1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly :eek:
A couple times a week

2. Are you male or female?
Male

3. What is your age?
66

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
single

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
Bi

6. Do you always go to climax?
Almost always

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
Usually evening

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
When I was a kid

9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
Stories, pics, gay or lesbian porn

10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?
I have not
 
1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly?

Daily - 3 or 4 times usually

2. Are you male or female?

Male

3. What is your age?

22

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?

Single

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?

Bi

6. Do you always go to climax?

Every time.

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?

First thing in the a.m. (shower); during lunch hour at work; first thing when I get home at night.

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?

Yes.


9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?

Watch porn sometimes at night.

10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?

Oh yeah. Plenty of times.
 
1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly
hourly haha

2. Are you male or female?
male

3. What is your age?
41

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
married

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
bi

6. Do you always go to climax?
haha yes

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
afternoon

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
yes

9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
porn

10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?
yes
 
1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly :eek:
Daily
2. Are you male or female?
Male
3. What is your age?
53
4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
Single
5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
Bi
6. Do you always go to climax?
Yes
7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
Usually early morning
8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
Yes... Love it!
9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
Porn
10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?[/QUOTE]
Yes
 
Your online quiz

I'd like to know the following

1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly :eek:

several times a week depending on my level of horniness

2. Are you male or female?

Male

3. What is your age?

65 years old

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?

single

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?

straight

6. Do you always go to climax?

Yes - most definitely

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?

usually in the morning - I'm "up" early

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?

No but I would like to

9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?

Sometimes I watch porn to help

10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?

Yes on several occasions and it was fabulous.
 
1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly
Daily
2. Are you male or female?
Male
3. What is your age?
50
4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
Married
5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
Str8
6. Do you always go to climax?
Yes
7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
Morning
8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
All the time
9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
Yes, yes & yes
10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?
Yes
 
1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly
daily

2. Are you male or female?
female

3. What is your age?
19

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
in a relationship

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
Bi

6. Do you always go to climax?
nope

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
evening time

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
yes

9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
stories, toys and porn

10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?
ew, no

So, in 2012, you joined the site as a minor? Lovely.
 
I guess it would only be fair to answer the questions I ask of others, so here they are......

1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly
Daily
2. Are you male or female?
Male
3. What is your age?
60
4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
married
5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
straight
6. Do you always go to climax?
always
7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
when the need is there
8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
yes
9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
yes to all three
10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone
yes
 
1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly :eek:
Daily

2. Are you male or female?
Male

3. What is your age?
30

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
relationship(not married)

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
Bi

6. Do you always go to climax?
No

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
whenever

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
yes

9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
all of the above

10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?[/QUOTE]
yes
 
1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly :eek:
- Somewhere between daily and weekly... Could get hourly if I have a lot of free time or stay in a hotel alone.
2. Are you male or female?
- Female
3. What is your age?
- 24
4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
- Single
5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
- Straight
6. Do you always go to climax?
- Yes
7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
- I don't really have a preferred time, whenever I feel like it ;)
8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
- Yes
9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
- Yes. Wait, isn't porn a visual aid? :D
10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?
- You could say that I guess
 
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For what it's worth

1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly
Daily, if my wife isn't around.
2. Are you male or female?
Male
3. What is your age?
67
4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
Married
5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
Straight, but a bit curious
6. Do you always go to climax?
Yes
7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
Whenever I feel the need
8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
Yes
9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
Yes
10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?
Not for, with, on Skype.
 
1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly
Generally, daily

2. Are you male or female?
male

3. What is your age?
60

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
married

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
straight

6. Do you always go to climax?
I wish I could, but I have difficulties, so not always

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
Whenever I get the chance--which is usually at night

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
Only via computer/phone--never in person

9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
Yes. I have difficulties, so I generally need something to help. I have used pictures, videos, **********, Literotica audios of women climaxing, and I almost always need toys now because I have difficulty getting or keeping an erection.

10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?
Yes
 
I'd like to know the following

1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly :eek:

daily

2. Are you male or female?

Male

3. What is your age?

35

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?

Married

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?

Straight

6. Do you always go to climax?

No. I love to edge.

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?

Mid afternoon

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?

Yes

9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?

Sometimes porn pics, lit stories or videos. Sometimes nothing but a thought.

10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?

No.
 
I'd like to know the following

1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly :eek:

2. Are you male or female?

3. What is your age?

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?

6. Do you always go to climax?

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?

9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?

10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?

1. At least twice a week, anywhere from there up to four times a day depending on how I'm feeling.
2. Female
3. 23
4. Engaged
5. Mostly outside of fetishes I am attracted to my own sex
6. Yes but not always on purpose- can't resist it
7. Whenever I'm really feeling it
8. On occasion
9. Toys, toys, toys. Sometimes visual aids, sometimes erotica, sometimes fantasies or a mix of these but never actual porn
10. Yeah I didn't really enjoy it though
 
At least daily.
Female
55
Widowed
Straight
Always to orgasm
Preferred time: I'm retired and do it whenever
Lots of mutual when married.
All of the above and a bottle of mineral oil
Haven't tried the phone thing yet.
 
1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly
4-5 times a week
2. Are you male or female?
Female
3. What is your age?
30
4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
In a relationship
5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
Bi
6. Do you always go to climax?
Yes
7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
Whenever I feel the need
8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
Yes
9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
Usually just toys, but sometimes porn if i'm feeling it.
10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?
Yes, I love phone sex
 
1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly
daily

2. Are you male or female?
female

3. What is your age?
19

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
in a relationship

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
Bi

6. Do you always go to climax?
nope

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
evening time

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
yes

9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
stories, toys and porn

10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?
ew, no


I agree with you on 10. that is just so gross. and why would anyone ask that question? LOL
 
1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly
Daily, if my wife isn't around.
2. Are you male or female?
Male
3. What is your age?
67
4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
Married
5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
Straight, but a bit curious
6. Do you always go to climax?
Yes
7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
Whenever I feel the need
8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
Yes
9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
Yes
10. Have you ever masturbated for someone over the phone?
Not for, with, on Skype.


Your response to number 10 was so right on that I went back and edited the question to be "with someone" instead of, "for someone".....never be so set in my ways that I can not see a better path!!! :)
 
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1. how often do you Masturbate....hourly, daily, weekly, yearly
maybe 3x a week

2. Are you male or female?
female

3. What is your age?
48

4. Are you married, single or in a relationship (not married)?
divorced & single

5 Are you Gay, Straight or Bi?
straight

6. Do you always go to climax?
yes

7. What is your preferred time to pleasure yourself?
whenever I get the chance!!

8. Have you ever done mutual masturbation?
yes

9. Do you use visual aids, toys or porn?
sometimes

10. Have you ever masturbated with someone over the phone?
yep
 
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