naughtycakes
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Ater Obamacare ignites, these will be nostalgically referred to as "the good ole days".
Please perv on.
So you know, this is Bert
Don't pay him or his Obama bashing no mind.
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Ater Obamacare ignites, these will be nostalgically referred to as "the good ole days".
Please perv on.
So you know, this is Bert
Don't pay him or his Obama bashing no mind.
Holy shit, a naughtyC sighting!
Hi, beautiful!
I've been on a Summer sangria kick cause of you!
Thanks
After any care ignites, I will still be holding the same hands, and rubbing the same backs, still micromanaging the lives of the sick, and topping doctors from the bottom for more or less money.Ater Obamacare ignites, these will be nostalgically referred to as "the good ole days".
Please perv on.
The perverse nurse will get you good and clean. All you have to do is bend over for the soap suds enema.Fuckers!
I did my laundry the day before yesterday, from about 2pm to 8pm... gah!
I'd been painting the town red and not doing any of my errands, invoicing, cleaning, wanking or lit-posting.
I think I need a punishment enema.
After any care ignites, I will still be holding the same hands, and rubbing the same backs, still micromanaging the lives of the sick, and topping doctors from the bottom for more or less money.
And I don't kiss boys or girls, but the pill with those lips makes me think about it, just once and that is the never event.
The perverse nurse will get you good and clean. All you have to do is bend over for the soap suds enema.
By the way naughty cakes, I am eating this greek yogurt, it is so good in my mouth.
<blush> You just did tell me, thank you naughty ego stroker. You like how I slip that little truth in there.Have I told you today how much I love the way you write?
*so bending over*
Greek yogurt is stuff of the gods.
Do you eat it with honey?
I usually add pumpkin pie spice and some chocolate syrup, then top it with light-whip sprinkled with cinnamon. Oh and I add some nuts in there, too.
So you know, this is Bert
Don't pay him or his Obama bashing no mind.
You just ruined my dream. I almost wanted to kiss you.You think everyone is bert.
Your obsession does not go unnoticed.
You just ruined my dream. I almost wanted to kiss you.
hard cell cell cell (?)Almost is just close enough.
hard cell cell cell (?)
You think everyone is bert.
Your obsession does not go unnoticed.
What about that nephrologist? The runner up compared to cardiology and pulmonary, fear of a knowledge deficit keeps me away from them, it is just so complicated. They are the masters of fluids and electrolytes, acid base balance, and the precious bodily fluids.
Background: Patients in kidney failure have abnormal high levels of blood urea nitrogen and creatinine. If the levels are too high the patient has to be dialyzed. Patients already on hemodiaylsis will always have these abnormal labs. The nurse must still call the nephrologist and report these labs due to hospital policy.
Really fucking hot Nephrologist: Janey, if you nurses don’t stop calling me about these labs on my dialysis patients, things are going to get ugly around here.
Janey: Oh Dear Nephro, you know it is a part of my job. What if you decide to do an extra dialysis treatment on that patient?
Hot Nephro: Unless the creat is >15 don’t call me.
Janey: I will call you every time, at 0700 when the labs come back, and you might be sleeping still…and I have your cell phone number remember? I don’t even have to call your service.
Hot Nephro: If you do that I will march in here and order Fleets enemas on all my patients for you to administer.
Janey: No, I don’t think you will do that.
Hot Nephro: Yes, I will, just try it.
Janey: Really?
Hot Nephro: Yes.
Janey: You know that Fleets enemas are contraindicated in renal patients, secondary to the high levels of phosphate and the inability of the kidneys to clear this. So I highly doubt that you would be ordering Fleets enemas on any of your patients.
Hot Nephro: YOU!
Janey: Yes I am correct.
Hot Nephro: Fine, I will come down here and write orders for soapsuds enemas on all my patients for you to administer. How do you like that?
Janey: You must have a thing for imagining me giving enemas.
Hot Nephro: Just don’t call me on the dialysis patients.
Janey: I will still call on every patient.
Hot Nephro: You need an enema.
I knew it. He wants to give me a sperm enema.
They are too quiet at the hospital.Nephros are bad news. Dated one once... total dick.
My fingers smell like Lux.Your pursed lips say yes but your fingers smell of KY and latex.
My fingers smell like Lux.
Latex allergy (?)Lesbian (?)
She does not really want a kiss, look at her face.
Latex allergy (?)