Post of the week

BoyNextDoor · Sep 30, 2015

For the week of 9/20/2015

Fata Morgana said:
Yeah right. You'd fucking shit your pants if anyone challenged you offline. You're very brave on here hiding behind your keyboard, impotent lonely little faux gangsta that you are.

Fata Morgana · Sep 30, 2015

Seriously that pointy headed halfwit would struggle to beat an egg nevermind a woman.

DesEsseintes · Sep 30, 2015

This thread is basically going to be a Fata vanity thread, isn't it?

Fucking eloquent Midlands cow.

Fata Morgana · Sep 30, 2015

DesEsseintes said:
This thread is basically going to be a Fata vanity thread, isn't it?

Fucking eloquent Midlands cow.

Oooh my next moniker! :heart:

LAURELLE!

BoyNextDoor · Sep 30, 2015

Fata most definitely has a way with words

doctor_insanus · Sep 30, 2015

Yowza.

evesdream · Sep 30, 2015

I'd like this exchange on a tee-shirt or as a ring-tone.

smoothg103rd said:
It isn't me, it's the heavy dick.

Fata Morgana said:
I've had heavier periods, I'm sure.

BoyNextDoor · Sep 30, 2015

This was the runner up:

Fata Morgana said:
If I punched you in the face I'd probably squirt over half of Nottinghamshire.

I fucking laugh my ass off every time I read it

Aella_ · Sep 30, 2015

BoyNextDoor said:
This was the runner up:

I fucking laugh my ass off every time I read it

don't swear, asshole!

BoyNextDoor · Sep 30, 2015

Aella_ said:
don't swear, asshole!

Honestly, Aella, hassish, hashtag, Que, pantload - whomever you are, please just go away. If there was an "invisible" function I would hide my posts from you just to not invite your brand of annoyance. So in the most polite way I am letting you know I am not interested. Just do me a favor put me on ignore. Thank you.

DesEsseintes · Sep 30, 2015

Also by Fata. No-one makes ultra-violence sassier.

Hmmm. I used to wonder at this whole getting off to beating and bruising thing, and I honestly thought it was not for me. But I think if I were to smash you in the face with an iron skillet I'd come so hard I'd pass out for a week.

Fata Morgana · Sep 30, 2015

It's true. The thought of those two beaten to a bloody pulp makes my vagina sing hosannas.

doctor_insanus · Sep 30, 2015

Fata Morgana said:
This gave me a frisson in the Netherlands.

This one is a sentimental favorite. :kiss:

Fata Morgana · Oct 1, 2015

doctor_insanus said:
This one is a sentimental favorite.

Aah god love you, Doc. There's a special place in my lowlands for you always. :heart:

parodyluvr75 · Oct 1, 2015

It's not a Fata post but it deserves a mention.

The squids penis is so small it most throw its sperm at its mate to impregnate. Who are you trying to knock up here?

If you haven't guessed from the typo, it's a VA.

Aquagal · Oct 1, 2015

Fata Morgana said:
Phil is my boss and a rancid cunt. His teeth are like dustbins, one every yard. And when he smiles it's a frightening spectacle, rather like passing Stone Henge when the sun is going down. The crooked blighters are covered in a green moss like plaque and have bread stuck in the crevices. He smells like old pennies and I firmly believe he is in some way related to Mengele.

My fave.

Killswitch1 · Oct 1, 2015

Aquagal said:
My fave.

lol.

I like the one in my hf thread where she says is she hit eyer in the face she would cum over half of nottingshire.

Fata Morgana · Oct 1, 2015

Killswitch1 said:
lol.

I like the one in my hf thread where she says is she hit eyer in the face she would cum over half of nottingshire.

If you ever make me a ham sandwich I'll just expect the bread!

doctor_insanus · Oct 1, 2015

Fata Morgana said:
Aah god love you, Doc. There's a special place in my lowlands for you always.

Awww. That sounds lovely. :heart:

It's an even bigger turn-on than watching you verbally tear some poor dumb bastard to pieces.

Not Normal · Oct 1, 2015

Fata Morgana said:
I often think of our paddling pool fantasy with me as Jawsy and you as Chief Brody. But then I have to drop everything and pound my vagina like an angry butcher. This is especially embarrassing at team meetings and Mass.

classic

Aphro · Oct 1, 2015

Gold!!!

Bitch, you couldn't get pussy if you were locked inside the Cats Protection League overnight with fresh mackerel taped to your 3 inches.

smoothg103rd · Oct 1, 2015

Yall are going to stop hyping up whatever this bitch say to me.

It's not that funny,cuz.
https://youtu.be/oalOZiVWltg

Aphro · Oct 1, 2015

Oh no. It really is that funny.

Trust me.

BabblingBrooke · Oct 1, 2015

This should be renamed the Fata Morgana appreciation thread!

girlsmiley · Oct 1, 2015

Fata Morgana said:
It's true. The thought of those two beaten to a bloody pulp makes my vagina sing hosannas.

Hahaha!

Hosanna in the highest

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