Sex & Shenanigans

[Tigobitties98]

Misty watercolored mammories

I feel.like this is an insult to those of us who are pasty white...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Misty watercolored mammories

Now you're just being silly.

 

[MissLabelled]

I won’t disagree. But TBH I couldn’t even taste it.

Dude if your story is true, and people ate your cookies, you violated all of their consent.

Eat your own cookies, don’t feed them to others.

 

[jason28053]

I feel.like this is an insult to those of us who are pasty white...

I’m Picasso, I’ll take care of that for you

 

[HeavyBalls]

I feel.like this is an insult to those of us who are pasty white...

The daystar burns me it does!

 

[lavendersilk]

The daystar burns me it does!

You have a way with words, sir.

 

[BrendaD]

I’m Picasso, I’ll take care of that for you

Wait, you’re Picasso now? I thought we were supposed to call you “H”?

My brain hurts now.

 

[Tigobitties98]

Dude if your story is true, and people ate your cookies, you violated all of their consent.

Eat your own cookies, don’t feed them to others.

So I should put unpack this yogurt, bread and beer I made from my hooch sauce? I was going to take it to the church potluck !!!!

 

[HeavyBalls]

You have a way with words, sir.

I don't tan, I don't burn, I FRY!

 

[DirkCamacho]

Dude if your story is true, and people ate your cookies, you violated all of their consent.

Eat your own cookies, don’t feed them to others.

Damn I didn’t even think of that.

 

[lavendersilk]

I don't tan, I don't burn, I FRY!

I freckle and slowly burn.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://voca.ro/1ibLACLiXOoF

Aluminum.
A-lu-min-um.
A-lu-min-i-um?
Adding an extra “i” (in its own extra syllable, no less) for no reason is just pretentious and weird

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Fucking truth! I can’t have coffee because caffeine blocks iron absorption and I have severe iron-deficiency anemia. I used to enjoy coffee and miss it so much, but even I’m not desperate enough to resort to decaf!

Thank you. I feel better now.

Tomorrow we can move on to the cities of Washington state that people completely butcher…

And I will leave out seeing “The Forensic Files” talk about “The Dales” … hmmm maybe he meant “The Dalles”?

Starting with Snoqualmie and Spokane! Actually, pretty much half the places in the US with indigenous names get those names butchered

 

[HeavyBalls]

I freckle and slowly burn.

First degree burns from sunburn here...

 

[Tigobitties98]

I don't tan, I don't burn, I FRY!

I burn, then tan. But the burning is required. Damn my honky roots!!!!

 

[MissLabelled]

So I should put unpack this yogurt, bread and beer I made from my hooch sauce? I was going to take it to the church potluck !!!!

Girl, if you put a placard that says “made from Tig’s hooch sauce”, not only will you be affording them the chance to consent, you would have a queue at your table.

 

[Amanda330]

I won’t disagree. But TBH I couldn’t even taste it.

The fact that you can't taste it doesn't matter. You fed your bodily fluid to people who weren't aware. That is wrong on so many levels. It's disgusting to me that you are willing to violate unknowing people like that. It's completely fucked up.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Aluminum.
A-lu-min-um.
A-lu-min-i-um?
Adding an extra “i” (in its own extra syllable, no less) for no reason is just pretentious and weird

Ah well if you're spelling it incorrectly as well.....

No wonder you fuck it up.

 

[Amanda330]

Damn I didn’t even think of that.

Dude, shut the fuck up.

 

[Tigobitties98]

First degree burns from sunburn here...

I've had three burns that landed me in the hospital. Once, I ended up in the hospital in South America. Say whatever you want about America's health care, but I've never known fear like I did when that nurse came at me with a glass syringe!

 

[lavendersilk]

Ah well if you're spelling it incorrectly as well.....

No wonder you fuck it up.

Please say vitamins.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I burn, then tan. But the burning is required. Damn my honky roots!!!!

Least you tan. I just burn, peel, rinse repeat (I mean until I grew up enough to use sunscreen religiously)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Please say vitamins.

https://voca.ro/117h7QTgxaJh

 

[jason28053]

Dude, shut the fuck up.

Ignore the troll, he’s a POS

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've had three burns that landed me in the hospital. Once, I ended up in the hospital in South America. Say whatever you want about America's health care, but I've never known fear like I did when that nurse came at me with a glass syringe!

I had burns in Bali the I probably should have gone to the Hospital for. But a friend of ours had gone a few months before us and gotten Dengue fever…their stories lead to me lying in our hotel room for three days instead. If I ever get skin cancer…I’ll know why.

 

[Azuldrgon]

https://voca.ro/117h7QTgxaJh

Thank you so much.