gunhilltrain
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Thank you; I thought that was the most likely one.History of the world (Mel Brooks)
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Thank you; I thought that was the most likely one.History of the world (Mel Brooks)
I feel I am being discriminated against here.I meant no disrespect by that; I apologize. On second thought, I blame electricblue66; he started it (post #6). And your chiding of him was quite mild (post #7).
And happily I have a master (mistress?) plan for it to not be the normal noncon tentacle-porn.Em
I’m glad your doing written fiction about alien tentacle porn. Oh the possibilities of being sexually satisfied from every possible part of the body and at once!! Its like having an orgy and your the main focus.
ummm whaaa stretching spreading sheesh I need to sit down is it warm in here?I feel I am being discriminated against here.
I make an innocent comment aboutspreadingstretching my legs and all he’ll breaks loose.
Em
I’ve been described as “fun-sized” before.You are sooo much fun.
I fucking hate iOS autocorrect - changes hell to he’ll every fucking time. Just did it again writing this .ummm whaaa stretching spreading sheesh I need to sit down is it warm in here?
Where’s a gif of a fun sized Milky Way when you need one ???I’ve been described as “fun-sized” before.
Em
Oh I’ve had it do some profoundly wacky shit lmaoI fucking hate iOS autocorrect - changes hell to he’ll every fucking time. Just did it again writing this .
Em
You mean 3 Musketeers, hun.Where’s a gif of a fun sized Milky Way when you need one ???
It’s your body you pick the candy. I like both…You mean 3 Musketeers, hun.
Em
There is a massive transatlantic confusion about Milky Way. I had it explained to me in excruciating detail when I was in London.It’s your body you pick the candy. I like both…
Hmmmm I didn’t know that.There is a massive transatlantic confusion about Milky Way. I had it explained to me in excruciating detail when I was in London.
Em
I think…Hmmmm I didn’t know that.
Oh Em, I have a feeling well all be cumming. Im already pre cumming just anticipating itAnd happily I have a master (mistress?) plan for it to not be the normal noncon tentacle-porn.
I love it when a plan cums together .
Em
At present the story has 5 sex scenes in about 5k words. I reserve the right to add more.Oh Em, I have a feeling well all be cumming. Im already pre cumming just anticipating it
Well that sounds like funOh Em, I have a feeling well all be cumming. Im already pre cumming just anticipating it
Sorry - - I double counted, just 4.At present the story has 5 sex scenes in about 5k words. I reserve the right to add more.
Em
At present the story has 5 sex scenes in about 5k words. I reserve the right to add more.
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you dont. Almond joys got nuts. Mounds dont. I just find great joy licking nuts.I think…
What is called Milky Way here is called Mars Bar in the rest of civilization and what is called Milky Way in the rest of civilization is called 3 Musketeers here. But I may have that the wrong way round. I had drunk a lot of Young’s Bitter before they started explaining it.
Em
Then either do the research if you enjoy that kind of thing, or just write without much research it if you doubt she'll notice it. The weeds in Europe seems to be overkill, I think.The worst is historical fiction, and I'm a history major. My wife asked me to write a lesbian vampire story with the Brides of Dracula. I was like, Do you realize the amount of research you've just pit on me? I'm reading Dracula, researching transylvania circa 1895, and looking up weeds common to Europe. The real kicker tho is: she won't notice and it'll still be inaccurate
Imagination is the path to the stars. Treat it with respect, keep it warm and well-fed, listen to its whisper.