The joy of making shit up

[gunhilltrain]

History of the world (Mel Brooks)

Thank you; I thought that was the most likely one.

 

[Imstillfun]

Some of mine are based on real experience but most are made up. i was a slut in real life, my imagination is sluttier.

 

[Bisexguy70]

Em
I’m glad your doing written fiction about alien tentacle porn. Oh the possibilities of being sexually satisfied from every possible part of the body and at once!! Its like having an orgy and your the main focus.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I meant no disrespect by that; I apologize. On second thought, I blame electricblue66; he started it (post #6). And your chiding of him was quite mild (post #7).

I feel I am being discriminated against here.

I make an innocent comment about spreading stretching my legs and all hell breaks loose.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Em
I’m glad your doing written fiction about alien tentacle porn. Oh the possibilities of being sexually satisfied from every possible part of the body and at once!! Its like having an orgy and your the main focus.

And happily I have a master (mistress?) plan for it to not be the normal noncon tentacle-porn.

I love it when a plan cums together .

Em

 

[Smarthomanid2]

I feel I am being discriminated against here.

I make an innocent comment about spreading stretching my legs and all he’ll breaks loose.

Em

ummm whaaa stretching spreading sheesh I need to sit down is it warm in here?

 

[EmilyMiller]

You are sooo much fun.

I’ve been described as “fun-sized” before.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

ummm whaaa stretching spreading sheesh I need to sit down is it warm in here?

I fucking hate iOS autocorrect - changes hell to he’ll every fucking time. Just did it again writing this .

Em

 

[Smarthomanid2]

I’ve been described as “fun-sized” before.

Em

Where’s a gif of a fun sized Milky Way when you need one ???

 

[Smarthomanid2]

I fucking hate iOS autocorrect - changes hell to he’ll every fucking time. Just did it again writing this .

Em

Oh I’ve had it do some profoundly wacky shit lmao

 

[EmilyMiller]

Where’s a gif of a fun sized Milky Way when you need one ???

You mean 3 Musketeers, hun.

Em

 

[Smarthomanid2]

You mean 3 Musketeers, hun.

Em

It’s your body you pick the candy. I like both…

 

[EmilyMiller]

It’s your body you pick the candy. I like both…

There is a massive transatlantic confusion about Milky Way. I had it explained to me in excruciating detail when I was in London.

Em

 

[Smarthomanid2]

There is a massive transatlantic confusion about Milky Way. I had it explained to me in excruciating detail when I was in London.

Em

Hmmmm I didn’t know that.

 

[TxRad]

I'm a Mounds kind of guy. Especially the bite size ones.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Hmmmm I didn’t know that.

I think…

What is called Milky Way here is called Mars Bar in the rest of civilization and what is called Milky Way in the rest of civilization is called 3 Musketeers here. But I may have that the wrong way round. I had drunk a lot of Young’s Bitter before they started explaining it.

Em

 

[Bisexguy70]

And happily I have a master (mistress?) plan for it to not be the normal noncon tentacle-porn.

I love it when a plan cums together .

Em

Oh Em, I have a feeling well all be cumming. Im already pre cumming just anticipating it

 

[EmilyMiller]

Oh Em, I have a feeling well all be cumming. Im already pre cumming just anticipating it

At present the story has 5 sex scenes in about 5k words. I reserve the right to add more.

Em

 

[Smarthomanid2]

Oh Em, I have a feeling well all be cumming. Im already pre cumming just anticipating it

Well that sounds like fun

 

[EmilyMiller]

At present the story has 5 sex scenes in about 5k words. I reserve the right to add more.

Em

Sorry - - I double counted, just 4.

Em

 

[Bisexguy70]

At present the story has 5 sex scenes in about 5k words. I reserve the right to add more.

I think…

What is called Milky Way here is called Mars Bar in the rest of civilization and what is called Milky Way in the rest of civilization is called 3 Musketeers here. But I may have that the wrong way round. I had drunk a lot of Young’s Bitter before they started explaining it.

Em

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you dont. Almond joys got nuts. Mounds dont. I just find great joy licking nuts.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Imagination is the path to the stars. Treat it with respect, keep it warm and well-fed, listen to its whisper.

 

[YANKEE DAN]

The worst is historical fiction, and I'm a history major. My wife asked me to write a lesbian vampire story with the Brides of Dracula. I was like, Do you realize the amount of research you've just pit on me? I'm reading Dracula, researching transylvania circa 1895, and looking up weeds common to Europe. The real kicker tho is: she won't notice and it'll still be inaccurate

 

[gunhilltrain]

The worst is historical fiction, and I'm a history major. My wife asked me to write a lesbian vampire story with the Brides of Dracula. I was like, Do you realize the amount of research you've just pit on me? I'm reading Dracula, researching transylvania circa 1895, and looking up weeds common to Europe. The real kicker tho is: she won't notice and it'll still be inaccurate

Then either do the research if you enjoy that kind of thing, or just write without much research it if you doubt she'll notice it. The weeds in Europe seems to be overkill, I think.

There seems to have been at least three movies with the Brides of Dracula title. Did one of those inspire her?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053677/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_1

 

[SimonDoom]

Imagination is the path to the stars. Treat it with respect, keep it warm and well-fed, listen to its whisper.

It's lonely out in space. In fact, it's cold as hell.