Vanity Created this Personal Ad: Take Three

[Bjerget]

Hey sorry I poofed! I fell asleep lol. Good morning!

 

[StacyLeigh]

“Ya know, the person you come home to because they are home.”

^^ I love this

Ladies, don’t let this one get away - he’s one of the good one

 

[Spins]

Hey sorry I poofed! I fell asleep lol. Good morning!

Not a problem. Poofing is all part of the internet.

Hope your morning treated you well.

 

[Spins]

“Ya know, the person you come home to because they are home.”

^^ I love this

Ladies, don’t let this one get away - he’s one of the good one

That's quite the sentiment. I appreciate it.

However, plenty of folks have let me get away. Usually with reasons and logic!

 

[Spins]

Sundays are the days when most relationships are built.

 

[Spins]

Mondays are when most relationships fail

 

[Bjerget]

Are those statistics right?

 

[Spins]

Are those statistics right?

“There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”
― Benjamin Disraeli

 

[Spins]

Some how it is Sunday again!

 

[lady_jennaxx]

Some how it is Sunday again!

Woot woot!

 

[Spins]

Woot woot!

I am glad someone is excited!

 

[LadyJS]

I am glad someone is excited!

Sunday just means tomorrow is Monday, which means going back to work

Now, if you had said it was Saturday again, that's something I could get excited about

 

[Spins]

Sunday just means tomorrow is Monday, which means going back to work

Now, if you had said it was Saturday again, that's something I could get excited about

Sometimes we just have to be positive.

But, yes, tomorrow is Monday and work and...blah.

 

[Spins]

And just like that it is Sunday evening and we are all fighting tomorrow

 

[lady_jennaxx]

And just like that it is Sunday evening and we are all fighting tomorrow

Except those of us who are lucky enough to have the day off

 

[Spins]

Except those of us who are lucky enough to have the day off

Ugh. That is right. Some of you have a day off!

<Shakes fist>

 

[lady_jennaxx]

Ugh. That is right. Some of you have a day off!

<Shakes fist>

Don't hold it against me

 

[Spins]

Don't hold it against me

I'm holding it so hard. So damn hard.

 

[lady_jennaxx]

I'm holding it so hard. So damn hard.

You had me at "hard"...you sweet talker you!

 

[Spins]

You had me at "hard"...you sweet talker you!

Is that all it takes?

I should reword my ad <ponders>

 

[lady_jennaxx]

Is that all it takes?

I should reword my ad <ponders>

No worries, I'll keep my thoughts to myself lol.

 

[Spins]

No worries, I'll keep my thoughts to myself lol.

And thus...why my ad fails.

I convince everyone to not say anything

 

[Spins]

Unlike everyone else I am not sheltering in place. Still going to work and will be until we are all sick and lose to death.

I figure so many of you are stuck at home that, maybe, just maybe, there will be some folks who are new (or so bored out of their minds) that my ad might deserve a little bump.

So, here is a bump!

Looking to chat with folks who have boobs and all the other stuff on the first post.

Hell, maybe not even the other stuff

 

[Bjerget]

*bothers this chat again*

 

[Spins]

*bothers this chat again*

Is bothers the word you want to use?