Saint Peter
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Oh Petey. I wish I could squish you with my boobs.
I was going to post a joke in the time machine thread, but you guys didn’t get it.
Squish me like you mean it!
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Oh Petey. I wish I could squish you with my boobs.
I was going to post a joke in the time machine thread, but you guys didn’t get it.
My heated seats and steering wheel will automatically warm up tomorrow morning.
Right?! When I lived in Florida for a few years, I flipped the hot on the AC once!
Noooo. Not ready for defrost.
My grass has been on mutant overdrive with all the storm rain. It still requires weekly haircuts. Get over here and hop on the rider. I gotta chop wood!
Yes, chop wood! Hurricanes knock down trees and I cut them up for bonfires!Chop wood? Dafuq? It's not 1894, we got heat at the push of a button now. I work 6 to 7 days a week, I'm not coming home to work even harder just to stay warm.
You'll do it and love it!I love the rain. Water from the sky is life!
If I must mow in insulated Carhartt bibs, so be it!
You cut your grass every week? :sad: be lucky to cut ours once a month.
Get a splitter and let the machine do the work for you!
Yes, chop wood! Hurricanes knock down trees and I cut them up for bonfires!
You'll do it and love it!
Yes, chop wood! Hurricanes knock down trees and I cut them up for bonfires!
You'll do it and love it!
Squish me like you mean it!
Nice thread title.
I thought the heated seats were a bit frilly until I bought a car with heated seats.
Will I find the same to be true with the steering wheel?
No Guy Fawkes day here. But, I light fires, drink beer, and blow up stuff regularly. I grew up with all boys.
Don't get me wrong, I like pussies. All shapes and colors and sizes. Furry. Hardware. Tats. Love them all. The favorite pussy thread is just fucking creepy. Yeah, the certificates are there. Legally fits the definition of old enough.
Maybe I am just old and cranky. Put some more miles on those badboys before posting online.
Have you heard of the Phase IV?
It’s a Ford. One of only 3-4 made ever. Very popular down under.
It will sell for 3-4 million at auction. Or so they say.
You have excellent taste!
No cars for now. I am shopping for a used tractor that is in need of some fixing up.
Do you have a diesel mechanic? Drive out to the beach. I bought a Massey Ferguson for $50. Long time ago. Back when I first bought the farm. Missing a front wheel.
Memories.
Fun times too.