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but it gets censored
I put in a dirty limerick
and they laugh in Sligo and Wexford.
I put in an invitation to the Charladies' Ball...
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but it gets censored
I put in a dirty limerick
and they laugh in Sligo and Wexford.
I put in an invitation to the Charladies' Ball...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH-_cSBktuU
You get the police shutting down the show because someone had to yell out "IRA rules!"
I put in a frozen TV dinner.
but the TV has been switched off.
I put in a frozen garden
and it's ho, ho, ho'ed by the Jolly Green Giant.
I put in a giant 'ho'e...
Such big shoes to fill...
I put in a glass slipper.
Suitable only for a one-legged drama queen.
I put in a pair of real boots.
but there's no puss in them.
I put in seven leagues...
BUT: We only use one; made up of four divisions.
I put in a three-mile marker
and get asked to convert it to kilometers.
I put in a few hectares of snow...
but several miles deep
I put in a volumetric measure
and it doesn't stop expanding.
I put in a steadying dose of entropy...
But it won't fit in the 'fridge
I put in a new gas boiler
and you get gassed on boilermakers.
I put in a jug of caribou...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caribou_(drink)
but it wanders off in a snow-storm
[there's no Wiki entry!]
I put in a really big snow-flake
and it's actually Yeti dandruff.
I put in a bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo...
and the vertebrate palaeontology exhibits all shine.
I put in a pot polished bone...
But the ladies' eye do not light up
I put in a little dog
and speedy Gonzalez says "Ay Chihuahua!"
I put in one chupacabra...
and, if that is anything like a teddy, you'd be all over it.
I put in a black corset.
and out comes a dozen men looking for a Mistress.
I put in a tuxedo...
but the train no longer stops at that junction.
I put in a pantheon of weird gods.
and you get the Parthenon filled with wired dogs.
I put in Nick, Nora, and Asta...
but the circuits blow and they cannot move.
I put in a spare fuse