SweetWitch
Green Goddess
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Ah, a fictitious butler.
Where did I see this at? "Writers, Liars with typing skills."
In someone's sigline me thinks.
Writers: Liars with typing skills in search of a greater truth.
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Ah, a fictitious butler.
Where did I see this at? "Writers, Liars with typing skills."
In someone's sigline me thinks.
Writers: Liars with typing skills in search of a greater truth.
This has to be one of the oddest naked parties I've ever been to. Is this the part where we show off our scars?
Anyway, thank goodness for bifocals: I can now read drug labels again. I'm not letting anyone get close to my eyes with anything remotely surgical.
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This has to be one of the oddest naked parties I've ever been to. Is this the part where we show off our scars?
Anyway, thank goodness for bifocals: I can now read drug labels again. I'm not letting anyone get close to my eyes with anything remotely surgical.
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In my case, it's just cheap thrills I'm after.
Bifocals? Piker! I've been in trifocals for years.
Molly, I lust for your nekkidness.
Who doesn't?
Wow, I think I may have wandered into the retirement home. Anyone need a sponge bath?
Actually, I'd rather be a Lecherous Cyborg Bear if I have any choice.
Molly, I lust for your nekkidness.
Brat:caning:
Sweetie, you already are and we love you for it.
Eat your heart out, big boy.
VM might have a whole cage full of NH plot bunnies there.
Brat:caning:
He needs a cold compress.
Excellent. Now they get to learn a trade and repaint the entire playhouse, with brushes. First the playhouse must be primed and that requires them to spend hours sanding it down--all over. They they get to brush on the primer (and clean out the brushes). The next day they get to put on the base color (and clean out the brushes). Finally they get to go in with small brushes and very carefully redo all the trim (and naturally clean out the brushes). By the time they finish none them will ever want to see a can of spray paint in their lives. Quite jolly, actually . . .
Molly, does he need a Lawyer or an Undertaker ?
Excellent. Now they get to learn a trade and repaint the entire playhouse, with brushes. First the playhouse must be primed and that requires them to spend hours sanding it down--all over. They they get to brush on the primer (and clean out the brushes). The next day they get to put on the base color (and clean out the brushes). Finally they get to go in with small brushes and very carefully redo all the trim (and naturally clean out the brushes). By the time they finish none them will ever want to see a can of spray paint in their lives. Quite jolly, actually . . .
Nah, I'm just having a little fun. I like our Molly way too much to ever get her really pissed off. Besides, I don't want to find a poisoned apple on my doorstep. [Hugs?]
Silly boys. I don't make poison apples. I serve poison tequila.