The Naked Party Thread

[SweetWitch]

I'm the new kid

Welcome to the party, blaze.

Just one thing: Clothing isn't "option". It's forbidden.

Make yourself at home and enjoy!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And you, Di.



They pulled that shit with Joey's ass today, but I just reloaded it.

I can give you a link? http://mideastguys.com/blog/wp-content/themes/mideastguys/images/istanboys/omer-12.jpg?

 

[Dianthus]

bumps

 

[blazemycock]

Welcome to the party, blaze.

Just one thing: Clothing isn't "option". It's forbidden.

Make yourself at home and enjoy!

Well then good thing I've been hanging out stark naked for the last hour or so. Surprised nobody called me out on that wording sooner...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Here, Molly, let's see if this lasts.

 

[SweetWitch]

We're having a January thunder storm and the new gutters on the house are working beautifully. Can't hear any cascade from the roof hitting the drive. Lovely...

I can give you a link? http://mideastguys.com/blog/wp-content/themes/mideastguys/images/istanboys/omer-12.jpg?

Um...thanks, but not impressed. He doesn't look sexy at all. Looks more like he dropped the soap and is afraid to pick it up in the prison shower.

Well then good thing I've been hanging out stark naked for the last hour or so. Surprised nobody called me out on that wording sooner...

Meh. I make up the party rules as I go. I'm fun like that.

 

[SweetWitch]

Here, Molly, let's see if this lasts.

Much better.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Sorry, but those Old Masters didn't have much market for sexy, languid-looking men. I'd probably have to go prowling gay male websites and I'd really rather not expose my computer to potential problems like that.

 

[blazemycock]

We're having a January thunder storm and the new gutters on the house are working beautifully. Can't hear any cascade from the roof hitting the drive. Lovely...



Um...thanks, but not impressed. He doesn't look sexy at all. Looks more like he dropped the soap and is afraid to pick it up in the prison shower.



Meh. I make up the party rules as I go. I'm fun like that.

feh... I want to make rules...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

and now the leafpile calls.

 

[SweetWitch]

feh... I want to make rules...

Ah, but it's my party.

and now the leafpile calls.

I'm not far behind you, bear. Share your leaf pile?

 

[Dianthus]

Ah, but it's my party.

<sings> And I'll cry if I want to....

I'm not far behind you, bear. Share your leaf pile?

G'night, Molly....g'night, Bear....

G'night, Naked People....sleep sweet.

 

[blazemycock]

Ah, but it's my party.



I'm not far behind you, bear. Share your leaf pile?

Yeah but I'm just as naked...

 

[Tricialen]

and now the leafpile calls.

Ah, but it's my party.



I'm not far behind you, bear. Share your leaf pile?

I'll say good night too...Naughty dreams lovers

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Good Morning, Palace!

 

[Handley_Page]

Good Morning Bear.

It may be a tad early for you, but would you care to join me in a restorative ?

I see Tricia's changed her AV. Pity, I don't think I could ever tire of the last one.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Hello, gentlemen/boobmen! It's a great day for a party. Yes?

 

[Handley_Page]

Hello, gentlemen/boobmen! It's a great day for a party. Yes?

Here, babes, drink this.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Here, babes, drink this.

Do I dare ask what it is?

 

[Handley_Page]

Do I dare ask what it is?

well, my Dear, it's ain't a cosmo. . . . . . .
and it IS all natural ingredients.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

well, my Dear, it's ain't a cosmo. . . . . . .
and it IS all natural ingredients.

Health food?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

In the sense that red wine is health food, yes.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

In the sense that red wine is health food, yes.

Knowing HP as I do, I'm sure he is peddling his plum brandy, again. I do have a fondness for California reds, though. Yum.

 

[Handley_Page]

Knowing HP as I do, I'm sure he is peddling his plum brandy, again. I do have a fondness for California reds, though. Yum.

I promise it ain't Plum Brandy (or Slivovitz as it seems better called).
But it ain't Californian.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Perhaps a vintage port?