Anybody want to start a poetry orgy?

[PandoraGlitters]

@ arielsgoddess: aww shucks.

 

[arielsgoddess]

Quick! Shut the lid on these thoughts, Pandora

I was once a farmgirl, and for a deliciously cuddly--though delicate, ladylike--Pandora, to say 'shucks' to me while naked.....well I'm seriously suppressing sensually erotic poems about silky ears of corn right now.....HURRY!

 

[Remec]

Think you already know my true calling peel me peel me!

Do you feel them?

Fingers sliding along your body,
tracing the seams that cover
each wonderful curve;

Tongue and mouth and teeth,
teasing first an earlobe, then
that beckoning neck;

The zipper being slowly lowered,
exposing pale flesh to eyes
wanting to see everything;

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Do you feel them?

Fingers sliding along your body,
tracing the seams that cover
each wonderful curve;

Tongue and mouth and teeth,
teasing first an earlobe, then
that beckoning neck;

The zipper being slowly lowered,
exposing pale flesh to eyes
wanting to see everything;

OMG!!!!!

 

[Remec]

I was once a farmgirl, and for a deliciously cuddly--though delicate, ladylike--Pandora, to say 'shucks' to me while naked.....well I'm seriously suppressing sensually erotic poems about silky ears of corn right now.....HURRY!

As much as I worry that
the haybales in the barn
would love to speak of
bodies bent over them or being
witness to a different sort of
milking by kneeling farmgirls,
I am happier that the pile of
corn husks and silks--still
soft and feathery and gently
yeilding to a body's weight,
cannot tell their secrets.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Speaking as a former farmgirl myself may I now say that hay and straw is farrrrrrrrr to prickly for any sort of hanky panky to take place upon it

 

[EroticOrogeny]

And fresh sweet corn (from the field, not the store) is best right after boiling with a bit of salt and pepper and lots of butter!

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Corn is good (silk removed and placed in Remec's barn) when soaked in beer and then grilled, husks still on. The beer glazes nicely.

 

[lorencino]

I'm feeling very wet inside
as I see you standing there
I long to feel your tongue tip
slip through my pubic hair.
To flick around my clitoris
and make me scream aloud,
then suck upon your penis
standing erect and proud.
As you approach your climax
plunge deep within my hole,
to bring us both to heaven
would be my one true goal.

Well said, my Worthy Woman.
My body vibrates with energy,
with glowing sensations conjured by your
words most direct. Your welcome wetness
excites my need for heavenly
oblivion in your arms.

 

[neci]

freshly buttered corn
now that is a cob i could eat

 

[champagne1982]

freshly buttered corn
now that is a cob i could eat

I gots some buttah fer yer cob
just sink it deep and twist the knob
that locks th' barndoor tight
now open wide, dim th' light
and ah'll brush the corn silk from yer bob...

(ok... you try to rhyme it!)

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I gots some buttah fer yer cob
just sink it deep and twist the knob
that locks th' barndoor tight
now open wide, dim th' light
and ah'll brush the corn silk from yer bob...

(ok... you try to rhyme it!)

Why do I feel the need to sit tight?

 

[Remec]

Why do I feel the need to sit tight?

'Cause you're afraid if you don't someone will slip their cob up against your knob and bob until you sob? (Or maybe you're afraid they wouldn't? )

 

[UnderYourSpell]

'Cause you're afraid if you don't someone will slip their cob up against your knob and bob until you sob? (Or maybe you're afraid they wouldn't? )

knob?????? I've not got a knob!!

 

[neci]

knob?????? I've not got a knob!!

oh yes you do....
need help finding it?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

oh yes you do....
need help finding it?

That my dear is a button but if you are so inclined I am sure we could have an interesting afternoon discussing and comparing

 

[neci]

That my dear is a button but if you are so inclined I am sure we could have an interesting afternoon discussing and comparing

a discussion with your button
and may i tell her
knob knob knob knob

 

[UnderYourSpell]

a pussy has a button,
a knob on a cock
if I looked down and saw a knob
I'd get an awful shock.
I've heard of penis envy
even wondered now and then,
but I'd rather have my cunny
get my pleasure from the men!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Ode on a Necian Urn

I'm about to eat a Reesie Cup...

But I'd rather have a Neci Cup...

I know what you're thinking.

Are you out of your fucking mind, Mr. DeepGreenIdiot??!
The popular Reese's Cup was born in 1928!!
It combines the goodness of Reese's peanut butter
with delicious milk chocolate!
Please put a shirt on and go back
to your sugar candy unicorn forest!!

Hear me out.

Yes, the Reese's Cup is America's favorite
peanut butter cup, and a registered trademark of Hershey, Inc.

You got me there.

But look at the packaging. Orange. Brown.
Solid, but pretty damn boring, actually.

Ever seen a Reesie Cup in a black lace thong
and red corset? Have you?
Ever opened a Reesie Cup to see that it had
painted "fuck" on its candy shell while you were sleeping?
Has a Reesie Cup ever excited you with a memory?
Okay, a few hands. But mostly, no.

The Reesie Cup has a delicious well
of peanut butter in a chocolate shell.

Fine.

But the Neci Cup has 127 different fillings.
At least, that's how many I've counted to date.

If you can bite carefully through the candy shell
of paint
and bravado
and rope (surprisingly tasty)
Photo shoots
Fuck-me boots (well, heels, really, but boots rhymes)
Beer
and
oddly-shy exhibitionism

You never know what the hell
you'll find.

Which is more
Willie Wonka
than Milton Hershey.

A Reesie Cup? Delicious.
But a Neci Cup grants wishes.

 

[neci]

I'm about to eat a Reesie Cup...

But I'd rather have a Neci Cup...

I know what you're thinking.

Are you out of your fucking mind, Mr. DeepGreenIdiot??!
The popular Reese's Cup was born in 1928!!
It combines the goodness of Reese's peanut butter
with delicious milk chocolate!
Please put a shirt on and go back
to your sugar candy unicorn forest!!

Hear me out.

Yes, the Reese's Cup is America's favorite
peanut butter cup, and a registered trademark of Hershey, Inc.

You got me there.

But look at the packaging. Orange. Brown.
Solid, but pretty damn boring, actually.

Ever seen a Reesie Cup in a black lace thong
and red corset? Have you?
Ever opened a Reesie Cup to see that it had
painted "fuck" on its candy shell while you were sleeping?
Has a Reesie Cup ever excited you with a memory?
Okay, a few hands. But mostly, no.

The Reesie Cup has a delicious well
of peanut butter in a chocolate shell.

Fine.

But the Neci Cup has 127 different fillings.
At least, that's how many I've counted to date.

If you can bite carefully through the candy shell
of paint
and bravado
and rope (surprisingly tasty)
Photo shoots
Fuck-me boots (well, heels, really, but boots rhymes)
Beer
and
oddly-shy exhibitionism

You never know what the hell
you'll find.

Which is more
Willie Wonka
than Milton Hershey.

A Reesie Cup? Delicious.
But a Neci Cup grants wishes.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

The Reese's Cup is an orgasm for the mouth

 

[EroticOrogeny]

The Reese's Cup is an orgasm for the mouth

Dark chocolate - now that does the trick for me.
One of the few candies I like - now cookies - that's another matter.
Cookie monster, except not blue.

 

[neci]

You. DeepGreenEyes.

You make me melt
like an organic bar of dark chocolate
in a car
on a hot summer day
so be careful when opening my wrapper
i'm a hot sticky mess
but oh so sweet
and ready to to be eaten
i plan on
entering Your mouth
combining with Your saliva
running down Your throat
filling You with rich antioxidants
and increasing Your sugar level to a dangerous high
let me reduce Your stress levels
while increasing You blood vessels
feeding Your craving
in the pit of Your stomach
and leaving my mark on Your inner thigh

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*lifts eyebrows and wonders what mark!*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You make me melt
like an organic bar of dark chocolate
in a car
on a hot summer day
so be careful when opening my wrapper
i'm a hot sticky mess
but oh so sweet
and ready to to be eaten
i plan on
entering Your mouth
combining with Your saliva
running down Your throat
filling You with rich antioxidants
and increasing Your sugar level to a dangerous high
let me reduce Your stress levels
while increasing You blood vessels
feeding Your craving
in the pit of Your stomach
and leaving my mark on Your inner thigh

Thank GOD I'm not diabetic!!!

This is mouthwatering, and restorative. Thank you.



I'm eager to find out more about that mark, as well.