TE999
How 'bout a kiss, baby
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Evening.
Hey Eli. Missed ya, sweetie.
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Evening.
Bump and grind.
I must remember that trick!Not cheap...thrifty...there's a difference. Cheap is putting an inexpensive wine in an expensive brand bottle and serving from it...thrifty is putting the wine in a cut glass carafe' so no one sees that it's inexpensive.
Hey Tom.
It's nice to be missed. I missed you guys, too.
Let me see . . . back behind the bar there has to be some absinthe. It makes the heart grow fonder, don'tcherknow.
I kind of raise mice myself (for my pet ball python), and though I've had a few close calls (mice getting out of their cages - one made it all the way out, but stupidly wandered back to the cage, trying to get back in, most likely, so I put it back in, and the rest just poking their heads out of the cage, but I taped it up so they can't escape), none have actually escaped. And when I say kind of raise them, I bought a handful of them, and they multiplied,lol. Unintentionally, of course. So now I'm separating the sexes to control their population.
Will it help my creativity? I'm a fraud as a writer. I can't write. I suck.
Yeah. Give me some of that crap. If it doesn't make me creative at least it will knock me out. (Or make me horny, you never know)
Hey Tom.
It's nice to be missed. I missed you guys, too.
I must remember that trick!
If I get a vote, go for Horny!!!
and stuff the "fraud" crap Ms. Sexiest Female Character in a Story person!
(BTW, Congrats!!!!)
Heh! It works every time. When someone asks what vintage it is, just say you spotted it in the liquor store while shopping..."It has a delightful bouquet don't you think?"
The empty Boone's Farm bottle sitting on the counter doesn't give it away?
If I get a vote, go for Horny!!!
and stuff the "fraud" crap Ms. Sexiest Female Character in a Story person!
(BTW, Congrats!!!!)
So where ya been, beautiful? RL takin' a bite outa yer 'puter time?
What Safey said. Congrats, cutie.
The empty Boone's Farm bottle sitting on the counter doesn't give it away?
Hehehe...I was thinking Gallo or Carlo Rossi...but the Boonies will work too...and you put the bottle on a fencepost and shoot it with your .22.
The box wines make good targets too . . . too bad they don't explode so satisfyingly.
The box wines make good targets too . . . too bad they don't explode so satisfyingly.
GASP!!!
Even cheap wine deserves a better fate than that! (Though I hear there's a few good boxes out these days.)
I wonder if the vacuum seal has something to do with how they lack explosive qualities? Perhaps try a different type of bullet. Hollow points? Hmmm... How to make a wine box explode...
GASP!!!
Even cheap wine deserves a better fate than that! (Though I hear there's a few good boxes out these days.)
I wonder if the vacuum seal has something to do with how they lack explosive qualities? Perhaps try a different type of bullet. Hollow points? Hmmm... How to make a wine box explode...
GASP!!!
Even cheap wine deserves a better fate than that! (Though I hear there's a few good boxes out these days.)
I wonder if the vacuum seal has something to do with how they lack explosive qualities? Perhaps try a different type of bullet. Hollow points? Hmmm... How to make a wine box explode...
Yeah...nuthin' shatters like a bottle...how's the family, dude?
If the box was still sealed, hitting with a high velocity .22 or .17 makes an explosion you don't want to miss. Plastic milk bottles do the same thing.
Wanna go shooting sometime?