The Naked Party Thread

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Twas the day of Thanksgiving
And all through the kitchen
Dad was gettin' loaded
And Mom was bitchin'

The turkey was cooking
in the oven with care
Mom was peeling potatoes
Dad was slumped in his chair

With Sis on her cell phone
And Bro playing Wii
This nuclear family
was something to see

When out in the driveway
they heard something shatter
They ran to the windows
to see what was the matter

Grandma had arrived
in her Buick Century
Lost control of her wheels
and ran into a tree

They heard her exclaim
as she opened the door
"Is that tree new?
It wasn't there before."

I suppose I could write more
but I think it's time
To end this, because it's getting tougher
finding words that rhyme

I hope your holiday turns out better
This is fiction, it's true
It's my way of saying
Happy Thanksgiving to you.

Tom. :D

I'm posting this again, for those of you that missed it. :D
 
You'll find him on the author's thread. No one has been able to set me off in a long time. I'm quite sure he's sitting there, smiling smugly at getting a rise out of me. I hope he gets fleas in his shorts.

Oh, him. He's being snotty on the Survivor Board too, on the thread about rule changes for next year, which is interesting seeing as he has no interest in entering it and decries it at every opportunity. :rolleyes:
 
I'm going to go too....finish cleaning up the kitchen and then bed....

Wishing all of you a great Thanksgiving dinner and day ....:kiss:
 
If YOU'RE doing the bitch slapping, though, she might enjoy it. (At least I would) :D

Mmmmm...You would, would you? Where are you on bondage and spanking? We may have more things in common. :devil:
 
Okay folks. I think it's time for me to bid you good night. :kiss: :kiss:

Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope you all have a blessed, restful day.

:rose: :rose: :rose:
 
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