You're wanking with the wrong hand!

[tortoise]

I am right handed, and yet I've always used my left hand to masturbate (I've switched to my right on occasion for variety, but my left has always been my primary weapon of choice). I'm curious how unusual this wrong-handed masturbation is.

So, boys and girls, my question to you is: do you PRIMARILY use your "dominant" hand to masturbate, or your "off" hand? If you prefer to use toys, then respond with the hand that you usually use to operate the appliance.

 

[lovetoread]

I use whichever hand is not holding the phone.

I've gotten good with both of them.

 

[Andreina]

I use my right hand to write and pick things up, but I eat like a lefthander, I play ballsports with my left hand and I shot my best hockey goals with my left hand.
However, my right hand has a prominent "clit-rubbing" muscle


Halo

 

[Ginny]

i'm a rightie masturbator

oooooh my hot left-handed jacking man....<smiling and kissing you>.....mmmmmm you know i use my right index finger primarily.....mmmmmmm and right hand to hold any buzzing or insertable thingymajobs.....

i type with two fingers...thumb handles spacebar....left index finger caps.....sooooo.....when things get heated online.....mmmmm that yummy monitor glare....glistening keys...covered in pussy juice....(all hail q-tips and rubbing alcohol)

i need to train...leftie to take over the rubbing....so i can type and rub...<nodding>....

 

[Mountain Man]

Wrong hand?

I didn't know there could be a wrong hand.... ;-)

Actally i use my Primary hand (right) most of the time...i use my left to play with my balls and sometimes with my ass.....

once in a while i will switch hands..(variety is the spice of life)...but generally i stick with what has gotten me there all of these years...

i have a friend who jokes that he sits on his hand until it goes numb, and then masturbates.....says it feels like someone else...I have yet to try it.....

 

[Zamdrist]

I am left handed (not in your poll). I 'wank' as you call it with my left , dominant hand, it just doesn't work with the right.

 

[Shockdoctor]

I'm right handed and I masturbate right handed. Using the left hand just doesn't "feel" right.

 

[tortoise]

Poll clarification: the primary hand option refers to left handers using their left hand to get off as well. By the same token, the second option works for lefties that masturbate with their right. The quoted examples were just silliness, and I'm sorry if they confused anyone.

 

[Zamdrist]

Poll clarification: the primary hand option refers to left handers using their left hand to get off as well. By the same token, the second option works for lefties that masturbate with their right. The quoted examples were just silliness, and I'm sorry if they confused anyone.

Well damn it Tortoise, get it right next time, this shit is important!

 

[tortoise]

Well damn it Tortoise, get it right next time, this shit is important!

I know, I know. <tragic sigh>

Apparently, all those years of flogging the dolphin with the wrong hand have permanently damaged my brain.

 

[estevie]

If I can use only one hand, its my left..I am left-handed. I prefer to use both hands tho

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

i'm ambadextris with all things but drawing.

 

[coolr]

i'm orginally right handed and masturbate with my right hand most of the time, but then the thought occurred to me, what happens if i break my right wrist or something, what the hell am i gonna do? so i started practiicing with my left, at 1st it's didn't feel right, so i'd just do it a little then go back to my right, but then i could go longer and longer as it felt more normal, and then finally after about 1.5 months, i could fully do it with my left hand, now i'm completely ambidextrous when it comes to masturbation

 

[MidnightAngel]

I'm right-handed......at everything.

Is there was a "wrong" hand for that? Is that sorta like using the wrong fork to eat your salad?

 

[tortoise]

I'm right-handed......at everything.

Is there was a "wrong" hand for that? Is that sorta like using the wrong fork to eat your salad?

Miss Manners says:

"When masturbating at a dinner party, proper etiquette dictates that everyone use their right hand, else you risk disturbing the auto-erotic ministrations of your neighbor."

 

[MidnightAngel]

Miss Manners says:

"When masturbating at a dinner party, proper etiquette dictates that everyone use their right hand, else you risk disturbing the auto-erotic ministrations of your neighbor."

Whew! I'm glad I've been doing it correctly!

 

[Ginny]

Fuck Miss Manners

<sneaking into the dining room and switching place cards...seating turtle at far end of table....with no one to his left, myself to his right>


there you go my love....<winking>....jack away....with that strong left hand....mmmmmmm.....plus you can assist me with your rightie....during the customary masturbatory prelude to the first course.....

 

[claude_moveml]

I'm right-handed.

I started predominantly with my right, now have moved to my left. Dunno why, just works well for me.

 

[Ginny]

<bumped in honor of National Masturbation Month, just around the corner>

 

[Liontamr]

Right hand all the time except for when I'm online ... Then the left hand gets the call!

 

[dreamer]

HUH? You all use your hands???

 

[WhiteRose]

I'm mainly right-handed and that's what I use to drive (my clit), while my left hand is busy with my breasts.

*is once again amazed at the questions asked by strangers on some internet forums...and even more amazed that she actually ANSWERS them*

 

[DevilBoy79]

I use my dominant hand ("I'm right handed and I masturbate with my right, as God intended.") 19 57.58%

is there really a right or wrong hand? would think its more personal preference

 

[Ginny]

i'm thinking about making my left hand fall asleep....sit on it or something.....you know....they had something about this @ jackinworld.com....no blood....no feeling....<nodding>.....flop it over onto my pussy (kinda spastic like)....and use my right hand....to manipulate the "new, different, maybe someone else's" finger.....on my clit......that might be fun, huh....a lil different....hmmmm....

 

[nzwookie]

Right hand all the time except for when I'm online ... Then the left hand gets the call!

Yeah--what he said....But i am left handed...