Your ideas are welcome...

[GratefulFred]

I have started writing a story called "Porn Tales of Brave Ulysses" and if you do have anything out of the ordinary throw in your two shekels though I can't promise anything.

Sirens, Circe, Posidon, Cyclops and more...

It should be a fun write no doubt.

 

[Carnevil9]

When Penelope lines up the contest for the suitors, instead of shooting an arrow through the axe handles, they should have to launch a stream of semen through all the axe handles. Of course, only Ulysses himself can perform the feat.

I don't know how far you plan to take this tale, but according to legend Ulysses was killed by stingray venom. You could have him meet up with Steve Irwin in the afterlife and they could compare notes.

Whatever you end up using, I'm sure you will succeed at putting the "Odd" into "Odyssey."

 

[GratefulFred]

When Penelope lines up the contest for the suitors, instead of shooting an arrow through the axe handles, they should have to launch a stream of semen through all the axe handles. Of course, only Ulysses himself can perform the feat.

I don't know how far you plan to take this tale, but according to legend Ulysses was killed by stingray venom. You could have him meet up with Steve Irwin in the afterlife and they could compare notes.

Whatever you end up using, I'm sure you will succeed at putting the "Odd" into "Odyssey."

I'll take the story to the suiters part for those seeking a spoiler and that's a good idea Carney. Trying to find out some new ways to piss off the gods now.