Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Cymru6969]

I got one which read,

"Hot damn, you're hawwwt." That was all

Points for creative spelling?

 

[warl0ck1]

I am sure I am guilty of sending really bad ones I am not the most articulate guy at times. but I hope when I send one its better then just a 2 worder. perhaps I referrer what caught my I and made me want to PM the person. and hopefully its more them just a great pair of tits well unless it is of course in that instance I hope its will be to tell her what naughty things I was dreaming about because of them.

 

[Angellica1612]

I am sure I am guilty of sending really bad ones I am not the most articulate guy at times. but I hope when I send one its better then just a 2 worder. perhaps I referrer what caught my I and made me want to PM the person. and hopefully its more them just a great pair of tits well unless it is of course in that instance I hope its will be to tell her what naughty things I was dreaming about because of them.

Hey...wanna cyber?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

You know? I really don't get very many PM's.

*shrugs*

Makes me feel...like I am missing out on something.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You know? I really don't get very many PM's.

*shrugs*

Makes me feel...like I am missing out on something.

With that AV I can't believe that! It's lovely by the way.

 

[Callmetim]

Hey...wanna cyber?

LOL!!!

... and yes, of course!!

 

[ElizaW]

love ur breasts

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My lastest charming PM.

 

[Cymru6969]

love ur breasts

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My lastest charming PM.

Sheer poetry, luv.

I must thank these blokes for helping me look good.

 

[ElizaW]

Sheer poetry, luv.

I must thank these blokes for helping me look good.

You definitely put them to shame sweetie.

 

[Cymru6969]

You definitely put them to shame sweetie.

That was low-hanging fruit, but I'm not too proud....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You have nice breasts and you have nice hangin' fruit.

If I put that in one PM and send it to you both, I've got everything covered right?

 

[dancerhailey]

i don't remember the specific PM, but i do remember that the person who messaged me called me Bailey... several times in it

 

[MaxLongfella]

i don't remember the specific PM, but i do remember that the person who messaged me called me Bailey... several times in it

That's a pretty fantastic failure right there, using the wrong name

 

[annie_gun]

hi

i notised u posts. ur want chat or cam?

<insert email address>

And here I thought that

I posts r invisible.

 

[Fish_Tales]

You know? I really don't get very many PM's.

*shrugs*

Makes me feel...like I am missing out on something.

I might have to sort that issue out!

(Hi Luna - we both haven't been around much lately )

 

[Nightbird]

You know I'm feeling very sad.. I never get unsolicited PM's from Women on Lit.. And never anything scandalous..

 

[Edith_UK]

Fuck me, I reckon I could fill the rest of this thread UP if I copied and pasted my inbox after last night lol

Almost all of em from guys wanking in Wisconsin (or wherever the fuck). Asking if I wanted to help them Ummmmm, NO, try some verbal introductions, a little intelligence, some courtesy, pay me or jog the fuck on

Morningggggg Lit

 

[OxfordDon]

Fuck me, I reckon I could fill the rest of this thread UP if I copied and pasted my inbox after last night lol

Almost all of em from guys wanking in Wisconsin (or wherever the fuck). Asking if I wanted to help them Ummmmm, NO, try some verbal introductions, a little intelligence, some courtesy, pay me or jog the fuck on

Morningggggg Lit

well good morning fellow Brit!!

 

[Edith_UK]

well good morning fellow Brit!!

Morning mate! How're you today?

 

[OxfordDon]

Morning mate! How're you today?

I'm good thanks...sunny but nippley here...howsabout you??

 

[Edith_UK]

I'm good thanks...sunny but nippley here...howsabout you??

Tupperware box sky. As per usual.

 

[OxfordDon]

Tupperware box sky. As per usual.

hehe...what a lovely picture you paint!

 

[Edith_UK]

hehe...what a lovely picture you paint!

What qualifies you as a Don then? (that's like a professor right?). Or is that tongue in cheek?

 

[OxfordDon]

What qualifies you as a Don then? (that's like a professor right?). Or is that tongue in cheek?

tongue firmly in cheek...I live just south of Oxford......

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You know I'm feeling very sad.. I never get unsolicited PM's from Women on Lit.. And never anything scandalous..

Sorry you're feeling sad.

I personally find no reason to send PMs to men for scandalous reasons. Usually if someone piques my interest in such a way, I just go post on their thread (or a thread with them), eventually I'll learn if I want to PM them or not. Nine times out of ten, my quick infatuation is over and I am just posting with another Litster who may one day become a good friend, but not a sexual one. I'd much rather have good friends than sexual "fly by night" ones.

Fuck me, I reckon I could fill the rest of this thread UP if I copied and pasted my inbox after last night lol

Almost all of em from guys wanking in Wisconsin (or wherever the fuck). Asking if I wanted to help them Ummmmm, NO, try some verbal introductions, a little intelligence, some courtesy, pay me or jog the fuck on

Morningggggg Lit

Good morning to you!

Had a busy night did you? Lol