Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...
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RedHairedandFriendly
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I got a new one today...
"Why did you take down the pic of your amazind tits?"
Mmmmkay, I've never had a pic of my tits on Lit...anywhere.....
Wow, your tits are so amazing they saw them through the screen!!
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RedHairedandFriendly
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LOL....& you should see my massive hairy chest!
Kinda like looking for the tree through the forest (or however that saying goes).
RedHairedandFriendly
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Silver tip Gorilla
Which reminds me of this line.
Come get lost in my forest Red Riding Hood.........LOL
(I can get cheezor if you like.)
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Within hours of joining lit, i had a pm that told me how fascinating and intriguing my profile was...and how it filled the writer's head with lots of dirty thoughts... at that point i hadn't even found out how to write a profile! It was completely blank....
RedHairedandFriendly
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Silver tip Gorilla
Which reminds me of this line.
Come get lost in my forest Red Riding Hood.........LOL
(I can get cheezor if you like.)
No, please don't. lol Wow, that's just plain annoying!
vibes
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rbijon
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How about bad poetry?
RedHairedandFriendly
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Not a good plan either.How about bad poetry?
rbijon
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How about dazzling Sci-fi quips?
"Like what Galaxy are you from or did you just drop out of heaven?"
RedHairedandFriendly
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That would get you this:
How about deep intellectual babble involving the history of pulling down panties?
"They're real and they're spectacular!"
Who can name the show that quote came from? Come on...it's easy!
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"They're real and they're spectacular!"
Who can name the show that quote came from? Come on...it's easy!
SEINFELD!!! Woot! lol
RedHairedandFriendly
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*chuckles*
Good job!
Good job!
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I'm pretty sure most any situation in real life can be referenced by a Seinfeld quote/scene.
lolI'm pretty sure most any situation in real life can be referenced by a Seinfeld quote/scene.
I would agree. It was the world's most perfect sitcom....
I'M OUT!!!!!
(one of my favorites)
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I would agree. It was the world's most perfect sitcom....
I'M OUT!!!!!
(one of my favorites)
Love that episode!
"You'll be out before we get the check..."
LOL
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"Douche, you are so wonderful, so handsome, so funny, I desperately want to make several babies with you..."
.....and that was one of the worst ones.
.....and that was one of the worst ones.
Love that episode!
"You'll be out before we get the check..."
LOL
Now I'm laughing....
"King of my Castle" "Master of my Domain"
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Greatest. Show. Ever.
KinkyMichigan
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I know!
"We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving."
So true...for most guys anyways. *chuckles*
