Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[goodgirl79]

hi
well try me then


I am a male
I like long and detailed roleplays

Are you interested??

My id is
(i should really post this)

What is your yahoo or msn id??


I will try and make it worth your while
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WTF! If I don't ask for your services...don't solicit them!
fucker!

i didnt reply...he has no posts and no profile

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

hi
well try me then


I am a male
I like long and detailed roleplays

Are you interested??

My id is
(i should really post this)

What is your yahoo or msn id??


I will try and make it worth your while
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WTF! If I don't ask for your services...don't solicit them!
fucker!

i didnt reply...he has no posts and no profile

I think my favorite part of that PM would be:


well try me then...

?????

For what? My house cleaner? dog pooper scooper?

 

[Guest]

hey sweety

I would love to tell you my embarrasing fantasies.


60+ posts in 18 months!!



I am not his (I assume his) sweety or even sweetie.....
Why are fantasies embarrassing?
If I told him some of my real life adventures I expect they might blow his mind!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I have a feeling it's about time to dust this thread off. . .

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Ooo...cool thread...

Sorry I got nothin...*checks his sad PM box*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ooo...cool thread...

Sorry I got nothin...*checks his sad PM box*

It could happen, have faith.

 

[Mantis4980]

creepy

I'm sure I'm probably more likely to be on the giving end of bad PM lines rather than receiving them...Maybe that's why I don't get many replies

 

[Mav Unlimited]

It could happen, have faith.

You mean you're getting ready to IM me right now?

If you do, make it reeely reeely bad...i mean good...no wait...i mean bad

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm sure I'm probably more likely to be on the giving end of bad PM lines rather than receiving them...Maybe that's why I don't get many replies

Perhaps so. It all depends on what your opening PM is.

You mean you're getting ready to IM me right now?

If you do, make it reeely reeely bad...i mean good...no wait...i mean bad

No, I'm not. I don't IM folks I don't know.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

See... I knew it wouldn't take long:


"red down below too"

Ummm... duh.

 

[Ike_The_Spike]

See... I knew it wouldn't take long:


"red down below too"

Ummm... duh.

I might have to answer something like, "no carpet here, hardwood floors..."

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I might have to answer something like, "no carpet here, hardwood floors..."

LOL. . .Now that would be a new way to describe somethin.

 

[Ike_The_Spike]

Granted having been with a few redheads, I have to say that I love them carpeted or not.

 

[mind_the_gap]

........

I love redheads so I quite often send them stupid and half literate pm's.

beware!

 

[CrazyPrincess]

"Do princesses masturbate?"

My reply:

Not for you.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Granted having been with a few redheads, I have to say that I love them carpeted or not.

And that's the best way to love them.

I love redheads so I quite often send them stupid and half literate pm's.

beware!

As long as their polite then you should be okay.

"Do princesses masturbate?"

My reply:

Not for you.

*shakes head*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"eating you...sounds yummy"

Really? That's the best you can come up with? Seriously. . . I mean couldn't you have gone into detail, perhaps with some salt and pepper, or some cinnamon sugar, maybe a side of talent, and finesse?

*yawn* I've received better and worse crap than that.

 

[Deleted member 1177770]

Is this thread a place where we discuss the PM's we got or can we have opinions on what we send as well ?

I know I'm silly

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Is this thread a place where we discuss the PM's we got or can we have opinions on what we send as well ?

I know I'm silly

You can discuss PMs you've received, or ones you send; you just shouldn't mention the name of the poster you're sending or receiving from, especially who you received from.

I've never posted a persons identity on here, just the good/bad/ugly they send me. Only one time can I recall one of the dumbass' people (the one that sends the ones like that one I just got) ever coming into the thread to chew me out, needless to say... I bit back and I bit harder. He left the thread, and me alone.

I'm not mean, or cruel. I'm straightforward. I demand respect and I expect it, otherwise don't bother me. It's pointless and if a man fakes respect, eventually women figure it out. It's just a matter of time.

 

[Deleted member 1177770]

Well I don't know if its on or off topic but I'm writing it anyway.

I'm at a loss thinking what to write when I want to start conversations. So far I've sent PM's to many people with glitters, containing something that might make them happy.

What should I do if i want to strike a conversation ?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well I don't know if its on or off topic but I'm writing it anyway.

I'm at a loss thinking what to write when I want to start conversations. So far I've sent PM's to many people with glitters, containing something that might make them happy.

What should I do if i want to strike a conversation ?

Remember everything I put here is coming from my point of view and I don't speak for the women of Lit. and isn't intended to hurt feelings. I'm just being truthful.

In my opinion you should post often with them before PMing them.

If you're only PMing them in hopes it'll turn sexual and you really don't care for the person as an individual then you really need to be careful. There are some women that are here at Lit. for sexual release and that's it, but there are many here that come simply because they enjoy chatting with folks, they enjoy flirting and being flirted with. It makes us feel beautiful, when sometimes we don't feel all that attractive.

I personally wouldn't send someone glittery pictures and such, but again this is my opinion. It's cute, but...I'm 36 years old, I don't desire "cute", it doesn't turn me on, and it looks somewhat childish.

If you've posted with the person enough you should know something about them, enough to feel comfortable saying, "Hi. I really enjoyed posting with you today and look forward to posting with you again." Or "I really like your profile picture and your AV." ... Or "I've read some of your stories, and they're good. How long have you been writing?" Questions like these show you have taken the time to form complete sentences, as well as be polite to someone. If the receiver isn't keen on chatting with you, then their responses are going to be short and crypt. "Thanks." "Thanks." "Thanks." (Three quick responses to all three of the above sentences.)

Make your opening post a little more personal. It's pretty easy to recycle glitter art and it shows no personality of you, nor does it show that you took time to really get to know a little bit about the person you're trying to PM.

 

[Deleted member 1177770]

Thanks a lot for the input RHaF! I wanted an honest opinion and so I'm not at all hurt by your reply.

I haven't tried to PM individuals with sex on mind. I'm one of thoe who likes to know people first as well.

I'll surely try and keep the things in mind when I try next time! Thank you very much

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thanks a lot for the input RHaF! I wanted an honest opinion and so I'm not at all hurt by your reply.

I haven't tried to PM individuals with sex on mind. I'm one of thoe who likes to know people first as well.

I'll surely try and keep the things in mind when I try next time! Thank you very much

You're welcome and I'm glad I didn't cross the line. Good luck, and if you're here to make friends then perhaps take things to a different level, that's fine too, but no matter if it ever goes beyond that or not, at least you've made a friend. And who knows perhaps you'll meet them sometime. I've attended three Lit-togethers and have gotten to meet a lot of wonderful people.

 

[Deleted member 1177770]

I don't think there are any Lit togethers here in India, will have to earn well first befoe I can think of something like that, but it is defenitely something i am looking forward to in the future.

The people here are good and meeting them in person sure will be a honour.

 

[Blueeyedbob]

I got one that said:
Want to roll in the hay?

Response from me:

I'm allergic to hay. How far is it to the hospital?