Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[JagMan777]

Glad you laughed

If had been you...I would have thought twice..... and jumped in....!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I agree Red..... just like...hey my cock is hard want to lick it?.......lol

Yeppers.

Ohhh wait you were just giving an example not asking me to. Ooops.

 

[JagMan777]

Yeppers.

Ohhh wait you were just giving an example not asking me to. Ooops.

lol ya just an example.....but..........lmao

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol ya just an example.....but..........lmao

*chuckles*

You know, I've tried to come up with badly spelled PMs to post as examples. Writing that way gives me a headache.

 

[molly_hunter28]

I had wondered if guys ever got any and what they thought. Seeing as though it's mostly girls in here.

 

[JagMan777]

I had wondered if guys ever got any and what they thought. Seeing as though it's mostly girls in here.

Trust me we get very few that we wouldn't like!!!!! and I am not a very good one to ask....but the ones that smell like a guy........ we run....lol (at Least I do)

 

[molly_hunter28]

Trust me we get very few that we wouldn't like!!!!! and I am not a very good one to ask....but the ones that smell like a guy........ we run....lol (at Least I do)

I'm sure but hopefully its done with a little class. Perhaps I ask to much there, with that. Anywho, that did make me laugh though...

 

[ltnsfr007]

I'm sure but hopefully its done with a little class. Perhaps I ask to much there, with that. Anywho, that did make me laugh though...

(fills up PM w/ class & sends it over)

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

If had been you...I would have thought twice..... and jumped in....!!!

aww shucks

 

[Guest]

i got an IM from strange perv.........all he could say was

hi........love your big tits



then he tried to add me to his messenger.....i declined

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

What do you mean you declined? I thought that was well worth giving out your private information. I worked hours over constructing just the right words to say to lure you in!

 

[Guest]

I saw you post and I love the fact that your happy to play mum god I wish I could have found you years ago *S* If you are interested you can IM me on MSN ********@hotmail.com would love to be able to speak with you and who knows maybe we can play some familly scenes


Look forward to hearing from you SOON S****

I wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about

I thought I would share this oldie and my reply. I am none the wiser even now *shakes head*

 

[JagFarlane]

I thought I would share this oldie and my reply. I am none the wiser even now *shakes head*

Awwww -hugs-

 

[Guest]

Awwww -hugs-

Evening (((((((jag))))))) How are you doing hun???

 

[Guest]

This one is a cheat, it is the whole pm conversation and it was me who started it. It still makes me smile so I thought I would share. If Red doesn't like me cheating well she can spank my ass It is to a female friend btw...

if you don't want me to flirt with you on thread just say so, please

i would hate to offend you

You didn't, i just felt dumb cause i misread your post to begin with.

you didnt lol

i wasnt propositioning you

at least i dont think i was

God, we are pathetic. LOL *hug*

well I can blame red wine, whats your excuse lol????

 

[JagFarlane]

Evening (((((((jag))))))) How are you doing hun???

Eh living life and waiting for hte gas bubble to go away

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

This one is a cheat, it is the whole pm conversation and it was me who started it. It still makes me smile so I thought I would share. If Red doesn't like me cheating well she can spank my ass It is to a female friend btw...

You can cheat. You're special. ((((Hugs))))

 

[Guest]

You can cheat. You're special needs. ((((Hugs))))

Special needs??? Oh I thought you loved me *pouts*

 

[shykittyme]

The briefest one I ever had was "hi"...was sort of funny...I figured at that rate, I would have run out of pm room by the time we got to the gist of things...

Then you have the ones..."horny tonight?"...

And I had one that just startled me, with barely a preface and an entire short story he'd written, out of the blue, never even heard of him. I've seen him post on threads in the same way since then, and it's kind of funny. I pm'd him back saying Iwasn't sure what made him send it to me, but that I figured it was because it got him off to do it, and thanks very much for the erotic story, and he pm'd back a very nice thank you note! Go figure.....

And there seems to be a whole tribe of youngsters out there who are looking for predatory older women...not sure how I come across THAT way...lol...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Special needs??? Oh I thought you loved me *pouts*

Hey you! I had to go back and read my own post because I couldn't imagine me putting the "needs" part in there!!! You pout over something you did... I think that calls for a punishment in stead.

 

[Guest]

Hey you! I had to go back and read my own post because I couldn't imagine me not putting the "needs" part in there!!! You pout over something I did... I think that calls for a punishment for me instead.

I couldn't agree more hun, how would you like me to punish you???

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I couldn't agree more hun, how would you like me to punish you???

ME!?! I don't think so.

 

[Guest]

And there seems to be a whole tribe of youngsters out there who are looking for predatory older women...not sure how I come across THAT way...lol...

I am not sure I would describe myself as predatory either but I know exactly what you mean hun.......


Oh my god you are beauiful, you gave me a instant boner. Im 18, male and from london if you ever want to talk just say the word.


Polite and complimentary but do I really need an 18 year old "virgin" in my life???

 

[Blase]

I once received an out-of-the-blue PM that, as I recall, Just read Hi, come see my thread, and included a link to a guy's nude pic thread.

Well, I just checked and, to be fair, my profile doesn't specify my gender (a newbie omission that I plan to remedy soon), but a cursory glance at my posts should indicate quite clearly that I am that Internet rarity, a guy who likes girls.

This was simply a scattershot PM by an apparent newbie with a low post count and a willingness to waste people's time.

For a moment I thought I've written here extensively and given NO indication that something like this would interest me! I should complain to the mods. A second later I realized that I sounded just like a hundred posts I'd read by a hundred different ladies, and I was simply getting a taste of what they dealt with all the time.

I laughed aloud and put the sender on "Ignore".

 

[JagMan777]

The briefest one I ever had was "hi"...was sort of funny...I figured at that rate, I would have run out of pm room by the time we got to the gist of things...

Then you have the ones..."horny tonight?"...

And I had one that just startled me, with barely a preface and an entire short story he'd written, out of the blue, never even heard of him. I've seen him post on threads in the same way since then, and it's kind of funny. I pm'd him back saying Iwasn't sure what made him send it to me, but that I figured it was because it got him off to do it, and thanks very much for the erotic story, and he pm'd back a very nice thank you note! Go figure.....

And there seems to be a whole tribe of youngsters out there who are looking for predatory older women...not sure how I come across THAT way...lol...

gezz I wish you all would stop givin away all my lines.....back to the drawing board.......