Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[lovemonster]

It's a nice nipple, I'm sure.

Thank you hun. And it's nice to be told with proper punctuation, spelling and grammar.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thank you hun. And it's nice to be told with proper punctuation, spelling and grammar.

I try.

I mean...isn't it obvious I want to get into your pants? All those PMs I send you, I know they fog up the screen due to the heated words I spew.

 

[lovemonster]

I try.

I mean...isn't it obvious I want to get into your pants? All those PMs I send you, I know they fog up the screen due to the heated words I spew.

Well, I did kinda wonder. But I was bedazzled by all that proper spelling, grammar and punctuation, so it didn't become immediately obvious.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well, I did kinda wonder. But I was bedazzled by all that proper spelling, grammar and punctuation, so it didn't become immediately obvious.

You know... I have tried to give examples of PMs not to send, but writing them the way some folk do brings on a headache and a furrowing of the brow. Both are neither attractive on my freckled features.

 

[lovemonster]

You know... I have tried to give examples of PMs not to send, but writing them the way some folk do brings on a headache and a furrowing of the brow. Both are neither attractive on my freckled features.

LOL...well your freckled feature are rather attractive, so I'd hate to see you do anything to spoil them...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL...well your freckled feature are rather attractive, so I'd hate to see you do anything to spoil them...

Phew, because I'd do it...just for you.

I've had too much caffiene this morning. Just one glass of strawberry tea. I think it's done something odd to me.

 

[lovemonster]

Phew, because I'd do it...just for you.

I've had too much caffiene this morning. Just one glass of strawberry tea. I think it's done something odd to me.

Awww, thank you, it's very sweet of you to offer

LOL, that's your excuse, is it?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Awww, thank you, it's very sweet of you to offer

LOL, that's your excuse, is it?

Come on! No one has ever used that one before! It's original!!

 

[lovemonster]

Come on! No one has ever used that one before! It's original!!

It may be original, but nobody said it was believable.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It may be original, but nobody said it was believable.

This is true.

 

[Guest]

Thanks you two for a wonderfull weekend You two are great for putting up with me. I'm really, really greatfull for you two and I hope the food poisoning isn't too bad


Love you two....OH and gregory said hi too


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He is such a sweetie Oh and so is Gregory lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thanks you two for a wonderfull weekend You two are great for putting up with me. I'm really, really greatfull for you two and I hope the food poisoning isn't too bad


Love you two....OH and gregory said hi too


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He is such a sweetie Oh and so is Gregory lol

*grins* Sounds like besides the food poisoning... all went well. lol

 

[Guest]

*grins* Sounds like besides the food poisoning... all went well. lol

There was no food poisoning, he is just being overly modest. And yes, we had a lovely chilled weekend

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

There was no food poisoning, he is just being overly modest. And yes, we had a lovely chilled weekend

Chilled! What ... he didn't warm ya up?

 

[Guest]

Chilled! What ... he didn't warm ya up?

Well maybe just a touch but contrary to certain person's opinion of me I am capable of having a friend to stay without ripping their clothes off and fucking them senseless (just in case you are lurking bitch)!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well maybe just a touch but contrary to certain person's opinion of me I am capable of having a friend to stay without ripping their clothes off and fucking them senseless (just in case you are lurking bitch)!!!

*huggggs* I can believe it.

 

[Guest]

Have some fun dreams and a good weekend......

Hope you all have a good one.....


Lovely pm from a lovely man

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Those ones from friends usually come at just the perfect time.

 

[lovemonster]

Are you going to spank me for being a naughty girl?

hmmmmmmmmmm that depends... do you promise
to lick my balls?

*links to 5 of his pics were added*

I got this over the weekend. The bit in bold I had put in my thread, directed to SOMEONE ELSE

 

[molly_hunter28]

hi

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you are gorgeous


While this is nice can we not just have some converstation, something to try and get a response because that surely won't. Now I don't mean something at the other end of the spectrum either...

 

[bearbait]

Wouldn't it be more constructive to relay some possitive PM messages? How else is anyone going to learn what to say? What can they say possitive that would make them stand apart from the other hundreds of PM's you ladies probably get? This thread makes me afraid to ever send another PM!

 

[Guest]

Have some fun dreams and a good weekend......

Hope you all have a good one.....


Lovely pm from a lovely man

Wouldn't it be more constructive to relay some possitive PM messages? How else is anyone going to learn what to say? What can they say possitive that would make them stand apart from the other hundreds of PM's you ladies probably get? This thread makes me afraid to ever send another PM!

Trust me, there are some. Look above. It's just the bad/gringeworthy/full on ones are more fun. I pormise to go hunt out some good ones.

 

[Guest]

Wow - 03-08-2008, 09:55 AM

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Oh my god you are beauiful, you gave me a instant boner. Im 18, male and from london if you ever want to talk just say the word.




Good points

- a compliment.
- only one spelling mistake and a couple of small grammar errors.
- an offer for future chat not just an email addy given with the words "add me"
- some info about the sender ie sex, age and location.

Bad points

- maybe a little too brief.
- no accompanying post on thread. Take the time to post publically too.
- "a instant boner". The rest of the subtle friendly message ruined by an "in your face" comment. "I find your pictures very arousing" would be a better phrase.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got this over the weekend. The bit in bold I had put in my thread, directed to SOMEONE ELSE

hi

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you are gorgeous


While this is nice can we not just have some converstation, something to try and get a response because that surely won't. Now I don't mean something at the other end of the spectrum either...

You are very lovely. I probably would have responded politely with a nice Thank you and then left it at that. Then when the PM back came back to me, then I'd get more of a "feel" for the person and go from there. Sometimes a simple opening line works fine and you discover there is someone who is a gentleman on the other end. Sometimes though, you discover the truth quickly enough.

Wouldn't it be more constructive to relay some possitive PM messages? How else is anyone going to learn what to say? What can they say possitive that would make them stand apart from the other hundreds of PM's you ladies probably get? This thread makes me afraid to ever send another PM!

We have posted wonderful PMs. You'll have to go through the thread and find them though. Sadly... the horrible ones outweigh the good ones. As far as constructive PMs to send.

Start with being a polite gentleman.

Take the time to find out a bit about the individual you are wanting to get to know more.

Post on their threads.

Lots of times a person will tell me...

"I don't want to post publicly. I don't know how to operate the forums... or I'm not a public person, I like private interaction..."

There are lots of excuses, but in my opinion... I am well worth getting to know publicly and the rare gentlemen that have gotten to know me, without posting on the threads first, are the ones that don't try to fuck me in my box from the get go.

They show an interest in me, even if it is fake, at least they put forth the effort to pretend. *shrugs* Usually though, as I've said in the past, it is easy to weed out the trash.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Wow - 03-08-2008, 09:55 AM

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Oh my god you are beauiful, you gave me a instant boner. Im 18, male and from london if you ever want to talk just say the word.




Good points

- a compliment.
- only one spelling mistake and a couple of small grammar errors.
- an offer for future chat not just an email addy given with the words "add me"
- some info about the sender ie sex, age and location.

Bad points

- maybe a little too brief.
- no accompanying post on thread. Take the time to post publically too.
- "a instant boner". The rest of the subtle friendly message ruined by an "in your face" comment. "I find your pictures very arousing" would be a better phrase.

*sigh* There seemed to have been potential there in the beginning.