Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Guest]

w00t! lol.

*plans bank robbery to ensure enough funds to bail you out of jail*

What's that saying about a friend bailling you out of jail the morning after the party, a real friend is in jail with you lol

 

[Guest]

You better had honey I think I just wet myself laughing


The things people tell you by pm

 

[Morrigu]

You better had honey I think I just wet myself laughing


The things people tell you by pm

Bugger I'll have to change again now

 

[Guest]

Bugger I'll have to change again now

And the old man says I need the tenalady

 

[Guest]

Another cheat...

xxxxx: nothing easy about you

Bluefox lady: dont you believe it lol

xxxx: we are gradually building a beautiful and sensual friendship

Not first lines, far far from it in fact. I just loved his reaction to the easy comment and he said I could post it.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

What's that saying about a friend bailling you out of jail the morning after the party, a real friend is in jail with you lol

I'll be there with the money to bail us both out. lol.

 

[keiffers]

What's that saying about a friend bailling you out of jail the morning after the party, a real friend is in jail with you lol

nah, the real friend is standing on the side of the street as you are being driven away laughin their ass off LOL

 

[~His Kitten~]

I'm back....

Hi
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into phone fun by chance?

I said I would if he would castrate himself for me, and shove it down his throat...Funny, I still havn't heard back from him yet.

 

[keiffers]

Hi
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into phone fun by chance?

I said I would if he would castrate himself for me, and shove it down his throat...Funny, I still havn't heard back from him yet.

damn you're cruel

 

[Guest]

I'll be there with the money to bail us both out. lol.

Goodie

 

[Guest]

nah, the real friend is standing on the side of the street as you are being driven away laughin their ass off LOL

Bitch!!!!

 

[Guest]

Hi
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into phone fun by chance?

I said I would if he would castrate himself for me, and shove it down his throat...Funny, I still havn't heard back from him yet.

Wonderful reply, just wonderful

 

[Screname56]

i dont get pms maybe cause im not a girl

 

[keiffers]

Bitch!!!!

takes one to know one........BITCH!

 

[~His Kitten~]

And another one....

*coughs*

hiii

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did u see my thread ? (I took that part out)

pls look and write me something then i will send some pics or i will stop to send

its important for me ..i wanna know ladies what think about me

Me: Go play in traffic. I'd like to see how you look after a bus runs over you.

That is one roadkill piece I'd like to see.

 

[watchme2003]

Got one this afternoon from a guy:

"Saw your pic dude. RU strokking it now. Tern on yor cam I want to see you masterbate hard."

I was speechless for once! I just replied "no thank you". Anyone got any witty suggestions?

 

[~His Kitten~]

Got one this afternoon from a guy:

"Saw your pic dude. RU strokking it now. Tern on yor cam I want to see you masterbate hard."

I was speechless for once! I just replied "no thank you". Anyone got any witty suggestions?

See, men do so get pms.

Sorry but I'm the cruel one around here, I leave wit to those who wish to entertain them instead of scaring them.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i dont get pms maybe cause im not a girl

Some men get them and they don't like it either.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*coughs*

hiii

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did u see my thread ? (I took that part out)

pls look and write me something then i will send some pics or i will stop to send

its important for me ..i wanna know ladies what think about me

Me: Go play in traffic. I'd like to see how you look after a bus runs over you.

That is one roadkill piece I'd like to see.

You do include a link to this lovely thread? Right.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Got one this afternoon from a guy:

"Saw your pic dude. RU strokking it now. Tern on yor cam I want to see you masterbate hard."

I was speechless for once! I just replied "no thank you". Anyone got any witty suggestions?

Someone is stealing my lines. . .

 

[watchme2003]

Some men get them and they don't like it either.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a respectful and/or friendly PM. Some people (really just the guys) are amazingly gross and rude though. That's why I am pretty careful about PM'ing a woman I haven't chatted with in a thread a little bit at least.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a respectful and/or friendly PM. Some people (really just the guys) are amazingly gross and rude though. That's why I am pretty careful about PM'ing a woman I haven't chatted with in a thread a little bit at least.

I don't mind respectful/friendly/flirty ones either. I'll even be polite to someone who hits on me. However... when I tell them no... for whatever reason and they persist trying to talk me into it, or giving them a "whirl" then they better hope I'm in a good enough mood to continue being polite.

There are both men and women that will PM another garbage those are the ones I don't really need to deal with.

I too am a post with me and get to know me person. I'm well worth the amount of time it takes to gain my trust in public.

 

[watchme2003]

Someone is stealing my lines. . .

Yes but you are sweet AND you know how to spell.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yes but you are sweet AND you know how to spell.

Aww, thanks. Spelling I learn is rather important when one wants to write, though sometimes, even I do misspell.

 

[Jonny G]

well some of the women on here dont have the capacity to send a pm, never mind make it interesting, i can honestly say over the last week, i have spoken to two ladies, both had no conversational skills what so ever, yes they had a fantastic sig line and what have you but dig a little deeper and......nothing.....zero........

i realise that some men on here are the same, and thats why im posting on the thread, but belive me ladies, some of the women on here are just as bad.

rant over.

jonny