Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Have a good 2008 RHF dont forget to wish

Thanks micky. I'm wishing for a medical illness free year for me and those surrounding me. 2007 has been rough.

Have a wonderful New Year!

 

[mickyp123]

Now, now... it is the Best or Worst PM/IM thread.

hey that's true i suppose lol,.... thankyou for the optimistic slant

 

[mickyp123]

Thanks micky. I'm wishing for a medical illness free year for me and those surrounding me. 2007 has been rough.

Have a wonderful New Year!

well that isn't asking to much is it, 2007 has been bad for one or two of my friends as well, may 2008 turn the corner for you and those close to you

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thank you, very much.

 

[mickyp123]

Thank you, very much.

You are most welcome

 

[littleone77]

I got one and I almost don't want to read the sucker.

The heading is...Littleone...How about I climb....

Oh god this is going to be a good one. *shudders* Even his name is...explicit.

**************

between your hot legs and suck on your tasty pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?

Or aren't you that kind of girl?



**********

He even put a smilie in it. Ug.

 

[starrkers]

I got one for you , Red!
This came today by PM

hey
absolutely enjoy ur stories i even recorded myself jacking off to one of them. if u want to see let me know and ur busty pic also is hot can i see a larger pic?

ewww.
I may never write again.

 

[mickyp123]

I got one for you , Red!
This came today by PM



ewww.
I may never write again.

Hehe, just in case you meet him the profile is likely to be a myopic with a hugely developed right wrist

 

[starrkers]

Hehe, just in case you meet him the profile is likely to be a myopic with a hugely developed right wrist

I think I'm fairly safe - he signed up today and has no posts.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got one and I almost don't want to read the sucker.

The heading is...Littleone...How about I climb....

Oh god this is going to be a good one. *shudders* Even his name is...explicit.

**************

between your hot legs and suck on your tasty pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?

Or aren't you that kind of girl?



**********

He even put a smilie in it. Ug.

Awww... the smilie has been corrupted!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got one for you , Red!

ewww.
I may never write again.

You know starrkers, this is where I come in and welcome you to the thread, congratulating you on joining the ranks of turned on females *cough* .... Thanks for popping in, do I dare say... "Hope to see more of ya? "

 

[Guest]

i just got an offer to see some one 'bust' their load on cam

why can't horny cyber freaks come up with better material???

 

[keiffers]

i just got an offer to see some one 'bust' their load on cam

why can't horny cyber freaks come up with better material???

I just wanted to show one person....geez

 

[Guest]

I just wanted to show one person....geez

oh! that was you??? my bad alright, you can show me

 

[keiffers]

oh! that was you??? my bad alright, you can show me

sorry you lost your chance....

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

This was in a yahoo chat room with my cam on..

He pm'd me and said.. "Hello.. open your boobs.. I want to see your naples."

I couldn't respond I was laughing so hard.

 

[keiffers]

This was in a yahoo chat room with my cam on..

He pm'd me and said.. "Hello.. open your boobs.. I want to see your naples."

I couldn't respond I was laughing so hard.

what the hell are naples? are they like staples??? hmmmm

 

[Guest]

This was in a yahoo chat room with my cam on..

He pm'd me and said.. "Hello.. open your boobs.. I want to see your naples."

I couldn't respond I was laughing so hard.

i'm laughing right now.....so hard i'm crying!

gods, thats.......shit i can barely type..........

 

[Nightbird]

How does one open their boobs?

 

[watchme2003]

This was in a yahoo chat room with my cam on..

He pm'd me and said.. "Hello.. open your boobs.. I want to see your naples."

I couldn't respond I was laughing so hard.

Well, did y'all done do that fer him?

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

Until I saw the word boobs.. I thought he was trying to find Naples on a map or something. lol

 

[watchme2003]

Until I saw the word boobs.. I thought he was trying to find Naples on a map or something. lol

too funny

 

[rawkchik]

I'm not really used to some of the PM's I've been getting... Like the compliment ones are nice so I thank them, I'm just not sure whether sounding rude is okay when the message is something like 'MSN?'

 

[Guest]

How does one open their boobs?

well, she was too busy laughing to respond so we'll never know

Until I saw the word boobs.. I thought he was trying to find Naples on a map or something. lol

maybe he thought Naples was on your boobs

 

[littleone77]

Look what I just got! *gags*

*************

Hi 22/m/nj italian..wanna chat or see video of me releasing my load...pic will include face and body too

************

I wonder he will make the same offer to El_C.....


And btw, he posted the same thing he sent me in the personal section. Oh how creative we have gotten tonight~