Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

Dare you

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On the night before you go to work put a thong / knickers into a small freezer bag and place it in the freezer, then in the morning take them out and put them on quick "the wrong way round" and keep them like it all day.

Have a yummmmy day and you can't reply unless you are going to do it



Needless to say Ive not replied lol
 
Dare you

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On the night before you go to work put a thong / knickers into a small freezer bag and place it in the freezer, then in the morning take them out and put them on quick "the wrong way round" and keep them like it all day.

Have a yummmmy day and you can't reply unless you are going to do it



Needless to say Ive not replied lol

LOL that's a new one....hmmm interesting
 
raises hand from the back of the room . . . "so how does one find out when the right time is to PM?"
 
raises hand from the back of the room . . . "so how does one find out when the right time is to PM?"
*smiles*

That's a good question. I would say... that in my case, it depends on my posts here at Lit. Are they full of flirty, witty things? Or am I down and out and ready to weep on the nearest shoulder?

I'd say chatting with the person you're interested in on one of their threads though is the best way. Believe it or not, a person can learn a lot about when it is the right time versus the wrong time, if they just talk to the guy/gal instead of crossing their fingers and hoping.
 
I am so going to try that panty trick. It kinda sounds yummy, lol.

I'll let you know how I make out with it. *giggles*
 
raises hand from the back of the room . . . "so how does one find out when the right time is to PM?"

Imo....It all depends on what you want to say to them and how you say it. I don't mind getting the sweet pm now and then, its the asnine ones that make me wish for a butcher knife.
 
I am so going to try that panty trick. It kinda sounds yummy, lol.

I'll let you know how I make out with it. *giggles*

*chuckles* You know... I am not going there. I like playing with ice yes, but my panties ... I love them when they come right out of the dryer. :D
 
*chuckles* You know... I am not going there. I like playing with ice yes, but my panties ... I love them when they come right out of the dryer. :D

Panties usually are optional for me unless I have to or if I want to wear them for a specific purpose. When I was younger *cough* I use to sneak ice cubes for the soul purpose to insert them. It was a game I had to see how long I could stand it or to see how long before they'd melt, which was never very long.
 
Panties usually are optional for me unless I have to or if I want to wear them for a specific purpose. When I was younger *cough* I use to sneak ice cubes for the soul purpose to insert them. It was a game I had to see how long I could stand it or to see how long before they'd melt, which was never very long.

*grins* I love ice. . . *sighs wistfully* I've not played with ice in... OH MY GOD.... over a year. It's not fun playing alone. *shrugs* I've hinted for hubby to use some on me but he shows no interest.

Warm panties... *purr* lol.
Panties... :D Now that I'm smaller. . .lol I am obsessed with them. I love matching sexy panties with bras. :D
 
Whenever I go into a clothing store I have to restrain myself even looking at the lingerie section. Once I go in and look there really isn't any help for me. I have more panties than I can fit into my drawer right now.

If only they weren't that cute...
 
Whenever I go into a clothing store I have to restrain myself even looking at the lingerie section. Once I go in and look there really isn't any help for me. I have more panties than I can fit into my drawer right now.

If only they weren't that cute...

I love it. lol. I used to just wish that I could fit a particular pair and then walk away with a boring pair that just served its purpose and that's it. Now though... (like yesterday), I bought four new sets. :D Next on my list is a new digital camera to take new AVs of me in them. lol... granted I could use my daughters' but why take the chance I accidentally forget to not delete them. :eek: I think not.
 
Oooh, copy me in on that when you do it, I'm intrigued.... ;)

I'll make a notify list, lol. Look for me after the 16th of Jan. *giggles*

Red....
"Hey Mom?! Why are there naughty pictures of you on my camera?! Ewwww. I never wanted to see that side of you!"
 
I'll make a notify list, lol. Look for me after the 16th of Jan. *giggles*

Red....
"Hey Mom?! Why are there naughty pictures of you on my camera?! Ewwww. I never wanted to see that side of you!"



LOL, it was bad enough when she saw pics of me in my bra and was asking me why they were there. *rollseyes* and those were MILD ones!!!
 
LOL, it was bad enough when she saw pics of me in my bra and was asking me why they were there. *rollseyes* and those were MILD ones!!!

I have the opposite problem of you. I'm doing my best to ensure the parental unit doesn't learn of my....deviant interests?

What reason did you give her? :D
 
Had to admit it made me smile and I'd love to know how many got the same PM and if anyone actually DID IT!!! LOL


YAY if it made you smile then it was worth it. but putting it on a "worst" pm thread was wickedly cruel,...:)fuck was it that bad:D...i wonder if you will secretly try it:devil: and not say?
 
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