Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[keiffers]

Doing good so far!!!!

give it time, she'll be ready for a spanking in no time

 

[Guest]

yummy pics
you must let me buy you some lingerie...when is your birthday?

Hmmmmmmm

Well it was a nice offer lol

Makes a change from peeps asking you to take your lingerie off!!!!

 

[Luk]

Pretty much evry guy asking my girl to send them dirty pix from her cell phone. Sure dude... Here's my girls number, I'm sure she would love to hear from you...

 

[MsTexas]

Well it was a nice offer lol

Makes a change from peeps asking you to take your lingerie off!!!!

LOL ....

True, I've gotten alot worse.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Funny what you learn as you read threads here. I am new here and have been having a great time "learning the ropes." I was mortified when I saw that quote from Waterspryte because I had PM'ed her. Luckily the one she was talking about wasn't me. But still, I now understand it's a bad idea to PM before chatting and introductions first. Correct?

Bill

Welcome to the thread and the boards. It isn't that you shouldn't PM a girl right away, I don't mind folks doing that. What I mind is what blue pointed out... the come fuck me now PMs that come from folks who have no desire to get to know you publicly.

Believe me. . .I and most all the women on Lit are worth the extra time it takes to get to know a girl publicly. It doesn't even have to be a slew of back and forth posting on the boards, but it does need to take a bit of effort on both folks parts.

 

[Guest]

give it time, she'll be ready for a spanking in no time

Well you are ALWAYS ready to receive a spanking you tart!!!!

 

[keiffers]

Well you are ALWAYS ready to receive a spanking you tart!!!!

no I give, I don't receive

 

[Guest]

no I give, I don't receive

Well I am going for dinner so I shall be back to receive my spank later

 

[watchme2003]

Welcome to the thread and the boards. It isn't that you shouldn't PM a girl right away, I don't mind folks doing that. What I mind is what blue pointed out... the come fuck me now PMs that come from folks who have no desire to get to know you publicly.

Believe me. . .I and most all the women on Lit are worth the extra time it takes to get to know a girl publicly. It doesn't even have to be a slew of back and forth posting on the boards, but it does need to take a bit of effort on both folks parts.

Thank you Red. Is it ok to shorten your name to red? I think it sounds sexy. Anyway, I am learning and mostly trying to tone it down and not come on so strong. I am basically a very horny man, so I sometimes lack tact. I am working on that.

I started in the over in Amateur pics, but am having much more fun chatting here in the playground! I will stick around if you will have me.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thank you Red. Is it ok to shorten your name to red? I think it sounds sexy. Anyway, I am learning and mostly trying to tone it down and not come on so strong. I am basically a very horny man, so I sometimes lack tact. I am working on that.

I started in the over in Amateur pics, but am having much more fun chatting here in the playground! I will stick around if you will have me.

You're quite welcome to stick around. And Red is fine. It works for me.

I lurk on occasion over at the pic forum and have posted there a few times, but generally I'm here on the Playground or the Author's Hangout and even the SRP forum writing. I'm sure we'll cross paths.

Being a horny man on Lit is fine and expected. Being a horny gentleman on Lit is even better.

 

[watchme2003]

You're quite welcome to stick around. And Red is fine. It works for me.

I lurk on occasion over at the pic forum and have posted there a few times, but generally I'm here on the Playground or the Author's Hangout and even the SRP forum writing. I'm sure we'll cross paths.

Being a horny man on Lit is fine and expected. Being a horny gentleman on Lit is even better.

I will work on the gentleman part.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I will work on the gentleman part.

I'm sure you'll do just fine.

 

[Guest]

Thank you Red. Is it ok to shorten your name to red? I think it sounds sexy. Anyway, I am learning and mostly trying to tone it down and not come on so strong. I am basically a very horny man, so I sometimes lack tact. I am working on that.

I started in the over in Amateur pics, but am having much more fun chatting here in the playground! I will stick around if you will have me.

And she is very very sexy!!! Go read her stories and be prepared to stand to attention!!!!

Even lack of tact can work, it is all about the right words in the right place at the right time. If you know someone quite well, have been chatting and laughing on the boards and suddenly you send the right tactless "cum fuck me" message it can work wonders lol

I pretty much divide my time between the AmPics and PG too. I have lots of fun in both places

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

And she is very very sexy!!! Go read her stories and be prepared to stand to attention!!!!

Even lack of tact can work, it is all about the right words in the right place at the right time. If you know someone quite well, have been chatting and laughing on the boards and suddenly you send the right tactless "cum fuck me" message it can work wonders lol

I pretty much divide my time between the AmPics and PG too. I have lots of fun in both places

*blushes* You're too kind. I'm glad you like my stories.

I've been known to enjoy a spontaneious moment with a stranger before. Ya just got a PM me when I'm in the right mood and it's convienent for me.

 

[Guest]

*blushes* You're too kind. I'm glad you like my stories.

I've been known to enjoy a spontaneious moment with a stranger before. Ya just got a PM me when I'm in the right mood and it's convienent for me.

You are very welcome hun

I have only done it with a stranger once, not sure what came over me that night lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You are very welcome hun

I have only done it with a stranger once, not sure what came over me that night lol

It's called... horniness.

When I was done writing "The Drive-In" I was soooo horny it wasn't funny, but there was NO ONE on Lit to help me out! I had been writing sex for 26 hours and I had come a couple times during writing it, without touching myself mind you, and I so needed some company. I've learned to grasp spontanity when it overcomes me or you're left aching and not in a good way. lol... Spontanity and convience however don't always work together.

 

[Guest]

It's called... horniness.

When I was done writing "The Drive-In" I was soooo horny it wasn't funny, but there was NO ONE on Lit to help me out! I had been writing sex for 26 hours and I had come a couple times during writing it, without touching myself mind you, and I so needed some company. I've learned to grasp spontanity when it overcomes me or you're left aching and not in a good way. lol... Spontanity and convience however don't always work together.

*makes note to self* read "The Drive In" next

 

[whogonnawin1]

*makes note to self* read "The Drive In" next

Yes. Sign me up to read that too.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*makes note to self* read "The Drive In" next

Oh yes, you need to read that one. It's my favorite. It was my first girl on girl story as well as my first group sex story. I like it a lot. *blinks eyelashes less than innocently*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yes. Sign me up to read that too.

*grins* Just remember when you're done... to leave a comment and vote. lol...

 

[Guest]

Oh yes, you need to read that one. It's my favorite. It was my first girl on girl story as well as my first group sex story. I like it a lot. *blinks eyelashes less than innocently*

I may well have read it before but what the hell lol. Have you read mishmash's first story??? It is very very good

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I may well have read it before but what the hell lol. Have you read mishmash's first story??? It is very very good

No, I haven't. Do you have a link? I'll bookmark it and make a note to read it when I have some "me" time. (which will be tonight, unless another kid comes down with the flu)

 

[defttouch]

Welcome to the thread and the boards. It isn't that you shouldn't PM a girl right away, I don't mind folks doing that. What I mind is what blue pointed out... the come fuck me now PMs that come from folks who have no desire to get to know you publicly.

Believe me. . .I and most all the women on Lit are worth the extra time it takes to get to know a girl publicly. It doesn't even have to be a slew of back and forth posting on the boards, but it does need to take a bit of effort on both folks parts.

Well said...and might I add that the getting to know you period can really be wonderful and sublime.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well said...and might I add that the getting to know you period can really be wonderful and sublime.

*blushes* Thank you very much.

 

[Guest]

No, I haven't. Do you have a link? I'll bookmark it and make a note to read it when I have some "me" time. (which will be tonight, unless another kid comes down with the flu)

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=912259&page=submissions

Have Im'd you too in case you don't get back here hun