Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[molly_hunter28]

Well sadly most men are led by the lower, and less blood filled, head. Which is odd when you consider the average sized penis is about 5". So there really shouldn't be that much blood flow loss to the brain. Ah well

Perhaps a few will stop and take a look at this thread... Perhaps not...

 

[JagFarlane]

Perhaps a few will stop and take a look at this thread... Perhaps not...

Meh we shall see, right?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Meh we shall see, right?

I won't be holding breath lets just say...

 

[JagFarlane]

I won't be holding breath lets just say...

No...can't say there is anyone on the face of this earth with the lung capacity to hold thier breath whilst awaiting an answer

 

[keiffers]

A really really strange thing happened last night. Just as I refreshed this page and read your post an email received window popped up from an addy I didn't know. That was seriously spooky!!!!!

grin just as I planned it muhahaha

 

[sno_22]

Just got this one...

psst - you should know.... - Today, 01:03 PM

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a random handsome tx man is knocking






I'm about to reply back with "You should know, I'm a straight male, sorry"

 

[MsTexas]

Just got this one...

psst - you should know.... - Today, 01:03 PM

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a random handsome tx man is knocking









I'm about to reply back with "You should know, I'm a straight male, sorry"

LOL ..

Forward that one to me ... K?

 

[Guest]

bout time hehe

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bout time you got reciprocal with an ass shot on your profile heh


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Done lol

 

[Guest]

No, I'm grumpy & moany & generally being a big old winge-bag. ( sorry )



A slight cheat, as I had sent the original message but this is the first line of the reply.

We cheered each other up

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Evening all. It's good that you are all getting naughty PMs; it keeps the thread alive. Molly I am soooo glad your photos are safe and blue... *pinch* that's for not properly saving yours!

 

[keiffers]

bout time hehe

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bout time you got reciprocal with an ass shot on your profile heh


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Done lol

hehehe sweet!

 

[Guest]

Evening all. It's good that you are all getting naughty PMs; it keeps the thread alive. Molly I am soooo glad your photos are safe and blue... *pinch* that's for not properly saving yours!

Sorry Miss, won't happen again Miss.

 

[Guest]

You know....

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..I'm only playin' don't ya hun....

wasn't quite sure by the tone of your last post whether you might have taken it the wrong way




Silly moo, I was wetting myself laughing at the "last post" which had insulted her hubby so so badly

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sorry Miss, won't happen again Miss.

See that it doesn't.

 

[lovemonster]

You know....

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..I'm only playin' don't ya hun....

wasn't quite sure by the tone of your last post whether you might have taken it the wrong way




Silly moo, I was wetting myself laughing at the "last post" which had insulted her hubby so so badly

Bitch.

 

[keiffers]

Bitch.

take a bitch to know a bitch heh

 

[lovemonster]

hey!
i'm ****, i saw ur thread. and wow, ur gorgeous, you should totally message me bac sometime
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Hmmm, you think it's going to happen?

 

[lovemonster]

take a bitch to know a bitch heh

I think we're in the wrong thread

 

[keiffers]

I think we're in the wrong thread

you might be...i don't visit anymore

 

[Guest]

See that it doesn't.

No Miss

*hangs head in shame*

 

[Guest]

Bitch.

Well I never name you but thats twice now you have outed yourself lol

 

[Guest]

hey!
i'm ****, i saw ur thread. and wow, ur gorgeous, you should totally message me bac sometime
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Hmmm, you think it's going to happen?

Ummmm, let me think????

NO!!!

 

[lovemonster]

Well I never name you but thats twice now you have outed yourself lol

LOL, you didn't need to name me.....at least I can laugh at meself though

 

[lovemonster]

Ummmm, let me think????

NO!!!

Aww, I was going to, but now you've said that....I'll tell him you said No.

 

[Dan-The-Man]

I haven't received a PM as of yet but I will read this carefully so I'll know what not to say!

Love it's nice to see you.