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bluefoxlady said:
I do private tuition occassionally lol :D

If the pm is from someone that I think might be worth "coaching" I don't always just hit delete, I will often pm back with hints and tips. I just have in fact and he has listened and immediately taken some of my suggestions on board. He might be a "keeper" lol. Just too too fucking young!!!
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ok, be on the lookout for an IM from me later

you will know its me when I say

'Hi, I'm a single man looking for private tuition'

:devil::devil:
 
I frequently get "So what are you deprived of?" - how clever.

My reaction is usually an audible UGH, then a click on the delete button.
 
molly_hunter28 said:
That has to be the reason. :D

Althoug I'd think one would get more inventive if their lines didn't work... Thats just me hoping I guess... :rolleyes:
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*shakes head*

And here I was thinking you were an intelligent woman but all along you were just deluded :D :D :D
 
I'm ashamed to say that I must have been. :eek:

These "boys" just must not learn from from those unreturned PM's... :rolleyes:

Either that or I'm expecting too much... hmmm... could be it... ;)
 
molly_hunter28 said:
I'm ashamed to say that I must have been. :eek:

These "boys" just must not learn from from those unreturned PM's... :rolleyes:

Either that or I'm expecting too much... hmmm... could be it... ;)
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-sigh- well sorry to say but generally they don't learn. A lot of it comes from them being used to rejection. For the average guy they'll be rejected 20-50 times before they even get a hi back
 
molly_hunter28 said:
I'm ashamed to say that I must have been. :eek:

These "boys" just must not learn from from those unreturned PM's... :rolleyes:

Either that or I'm expecting too much... hmmm... could be it... ;)
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Maybe we are being a little unfair. I had one from a "boy" yesterday and he listened to and followed my advice so they are not ALL stupid!!!
 
keiffers said:
ok, be on the lookout for an IM from me later

you will know its me when I say

'Hi, I'm a single man looking for private tuition'

:devil::devil:
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A really really strange thing happened last night. Just as I refreshed this page and read your post an email received window popped up from an addy I didn't know. That was seriously spooky!!!!!
 
Then it is true -- they can learn :D

In all seriousness though, I wonder if they think those lines will work and how someone could go for them. Granted I know this is LIT but stilldoes creativity not matter? :)

<snip> For the average guy they'll be rejected 20-50 times before they even get a hi back </snip>
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Do they ever wonder the reason they don't reply's? Only a thought... ;)
 
molly_hunter28 said:
Then it is true -- they can learn :D

In all seriousness though, I wonder if they think those lines will work and how someone could go for them. Granted I know this is LIT but stilldoes creativity not matter? :)

Do they ever wonder the reason they don't reply's? Only a thought... ;)
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Would you teach me Ms. Molly ? ;)
 
molly_hunter28 said:
Then it is true -- they can learn :D

In all seriousness though, I wonder if they think those lines will work and how someone could go for them. Granted I know this is LIT but stilldoes creativity not matter? :)



Do they ever wonder the reason they don't reply's? Only a thought... ;)
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Actually its often taken for granted that women won't reply. A large amount of women will often just delete PM's from people they haven't conversed with prior or recieve a large enough quantity of them that they'll just ignore most of them and take for granted its a bad pickup line. Not to place all the blame but there is some there
 
JagFarlane said:
Actually its often taken for granted that women won't reply. A large amount of women will often just delete PM's from people they haven't conversed with prior or recieve a large enough quantity of them that they'll just ignore most of them and take for granted its a bad pickup line. Not to place all the blame but there is some there
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I can believe that but yet the types of PM's that are sent just beg to be ignored or deleted. Can people just not come up with something better then "hi ... lets fuck". :rolleyes:
 
molly_hunter28 said:
I can believe that but yet the types of PM's that are sent just beg to be ignored or deleted. Can people just not come up with something better then "hi ... lets fuck". :rolleyes:
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LOL yes they can! Hmmm can't say I've ever used that line, then again I actively chat on the boards so...
 
Time to re-dress the balance I think. Yes this is from a very close friend but it is still a pm first line. Personal, naughty, tender all rolled into one :D :heart:


Hey ***, been thinking about you all day...I've been good thou haven't touched myself until I got to your thread...there is some magic there...my nipples are so hard they ache....damn :kiss: :kiss:
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molly_hunter28 said:
Thats all I ask. Plus if you don't have any idea of who I am, don't ask me that. It's just bad manners and I have some class... ;)
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Well sadly most men are led by the lower, and less blood filled, head. Which is odd when you consider the average sized penis is about 5". So there really shouldn't be that much blood flow loss to the brain. Ah well
 
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