Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Guest]

sorry no pics of my ass in existence

So get some!!!!

 

[keiffers]

So get some!!!!

LOL I might see if you deserve that or not

 

[Guest]

LOL I might see if you deserve that or not

I could always beg!!! *gets down on hands and knees*

Please Mr Keiffers, may I see a pic of your ass???


Does that work????

 

[keiffers]

I could always beg!!! *gets down on hands and knees*

Please Mr Keiffers, may I see a pic of your ass???


Does that work????

LOL i'll see what I can work on for you and surprise you when you least expect it

 

[Guest]

LOL i'll see what I can work on for you and surprise you when you least expect it

Thank you kindly

 

[keiffers]

Thank you kindly

but I'll hav eto IM it to you LOL then I can see if I'm in the running for the best opening line LOL

 

[Guest]

but I'll hav eto IM it to you LOL then I can see if I'm in the running for the best opening line LOL

 

[keiffers]

LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

best: hi, my name's marty

worst: hi my name's marty

*snerk*

Any chance of being un-shackled please hun???? *pouts*

*pfft* You like it, admit it. *thinks about unshacklin' ya after work...*

i get several pms that say:
i wanna wrap those tits around my big fat cock, yahoo me baby...

after several of these my reply to this one yanker was:

gee thanks, i can see you're really into sharing...

no reply... lol

Hey there RedVixen Nice to see ya today.

You know... I'm not into having my breasts fucked. It does nothing for me.

 

[Guest]

*pfft* You like it, admit it. *thinks about unshacklin' ya after work...*

Oh please Ms Red, unshackle me now. There is a naked man sleeping in my bed and really want to go and play with him

 

[keiffers]

Oh please Ms Red, unshackle me now. There is a naked man sleeping in my bed and really want to go and play with him

sorry blue, I woke up hehe

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh please Ms Red, unshackle me now. There is a naked man sleeping in my bed and really want to go and play with him

I don't have time! I'm off to work. Let him enjoy ya for me.

 

[Guest]

sorry blue, I woke up hehe

Damn, i was going to wake you myself

 

[keiffers]

Damn, i was going to wake you myself

oh yeah I see it now, a flash for you to get the shot of my ass you want LOL

 

[Guest]

oh yeah I see it now, a flash for you to get the shot of my ass you want LOL

Foiled again

 

[keiffers]

Foiled again

<sticks ass out> there you see it...ok enough for now

 

[Guest]

you -

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What delightful breats you have


I wonder if he also likes my breasts?????

 

[Guest]

<sticks ass out> there you see it...ok enough for now

I saw it in your profile and saved it

 

[mrtnmoon]

I've always wondered what would happen if I went up to some stunning woman and told her I was dying soon. would that work? as long as it wasn't anything contagious, I mean."I've got a brain tumor and I only have 24 hours to live.... help an old man die with a smile on his face?"

 

[keiffers]

I saw it in your profile and saved it

good girl

 

[Guest]

I've always wondered what would happen if I went up to some stunning woman and told her I was dying soon. would that work? as long as it wasn't anything contagious, I mean."I've got a brain tumor and I only have 24 hours to live.... help an old man die with a smile on his face?"

I am sure that might work on some

 

[Guest]

good girl

So I have been told

 

[keiffers]

So I have been told

i didn't mean it in a good way LOL I know you're an dirty and naughty girl

 

[Guest]

i didn't mean it in a good way LOL I know you're an dirty and naughty girl

Summed me up perfectly!! And why isn't that good???

 

[keiffers]

Summed me up perfectly!! And why isn't that good???

never said it wasn't good