Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Not like the unintelligent PMs weren't bad enough, now a loser who doesn't take rejection well is trashing me on my own thread! Give me a break!

http://bestsmileys.com/thumbs/4.gif

Aww. I'm sorry to hear.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

yeah I got yer syrup right here!

I know you do.

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Aww. I'm sorry to hear.

Myeh, it happens. Illiteracy abounds! This was the "cummmm plaaaaaa with me little pet" guy. And not like he can't write, which is bad enough in and of itself, but he wanted me to play with him, blatantly ignoring my sig line, my "taken" status and, considering I was looking for a man between 35 and 45, my requirements (he's 55). That doesn't even fall in that "give or take a couple of years" range.

Loser newbies!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Myeh, it happens. Illiteracy abounds! This was the "cummmm plaaaaaa with me little pet" guy. And not like he can't write, which is bad enough in and of itself, but he wanted me to play with him, blatantly ignoring my sig line, my "taken" status and, considering I was looking for a man between 35 and 45, my requirements (he's 55). That doesn't even fall in that "give or take a couple of years" range.

Loser newbies!

*hugs*

 

[keiffers]

Myeh, it happens. Illiteracy abounds! This was the "cummmm plaaaaaa with me little pet" guy. And not like he can't write, which is bad enough in and of itself, but he wanted me to play with him, blatantly ignoring my sig line, my "taken" status and, considering I was looking for a man between 35 and 45, my requirements (he's 55). That doesn't even fall in that "give or take a couple of years" range.

Loser newbies!

sorry to hear that - sounds like a guy who only had a tiny pea in the head of his cock for his thought process lol

 

[Diamond_Girl]

sorry to hear that - sounds like a guy who only had a tiny pea in the head of his cock for his thought process lol

Ah, Keiffers, you're giving this guy waaaaay too much credit! Dusky called him a dickwad, but I think that's a blatant insult to dickwads everywhere.

 

[keiffers]

Ah, Keiffers, you're giving this guy waaaaay too much credit! Dusky called him a dickwad, but I think that's a blatant insult to dickwads everywhere.

LOL well I tried to make it sound like he had a SMALL (yes SMALL) bit of a thought process with the pea in the head of his cock, but maybe that was just a pebble that lost all sense of reality when he turned 50

 

[Diamond_Girl]

LOL well I tried to make it sound like he had a SMALL (yes SMALL) bit of a thought process with the pea in the head of his cock, but maybe that was just a pebble that lost all sense of reality when he turned 50

LOL... A kidney stone passing! It was simply a small deposit in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

[keiffers]

LOL... A kidney stone passing! It was simply a small deposit in the wrong place at the wrong time.

don't go that far - I think the kidney stone I had a few years back had more sense than that!! lol

 

[Diamond_Girl]

don't go that far - I think the kidney stone I had a few years back had more sense than that!! lol

I think it would've too! I posted a while back when this loser first PMed me. His reply, which came today, was "LMAO." Uh, OK. Whatever.

 

[keiffers]

I think it would've too! I posted a while back when this loser first PMed me. His reply, which came today, was "LMAO." Uh, OK. Whatever.

oh well what you can you do - the internet is full of freaks like that....just gotta enjoy the nice guys like us and kick the trash to the curb lol

 

[Diamond_Girl]

oh well what you can you do - the internet is full of freaks like that....just gotta enjoy the nice guys like us and kick the trash to the curb lol

Mmmm, and I do so appreciate the nice ones! If nothing else, the freaks are a great source of entertainment.

 

[littleone77]

yeah I got yer syrup right here!

Oh I just bet you do...Drip Drip Drip

 

[littleone77]

Smart woman!

*Smiles* Thanks...I do try, heh

 

[littleone77]

Loser newbies!

I second that!

 

[keiffers]

Mmmm, and I do so appreciate the nice ones! If nothing else, the freaks are a great source of entertainment.

exactly! one day, like I told littleone awhile back, maybe guys will realize that instead of being 'up front' in the beginning, that they might try being nice and human....instead of immediately asking 'hey wanna see my unit' or 'wanna spread wide so I can slip in' - sigh well I guess you can hope huh lol

 

[littleone77]

exactly! one day, like I told littleone awhile back, maybe guys will realize that instead of being 'up front' in the beginning, that they might try being nice and human....instead of immediately asking 'hey wanna see my unit' or 'wanna spread wide so I can slip in' - sigh well I guess you can hope huh lol

Most times they don't even want to do show and tell...They just want to get in and out in record time. Much like a fast food, drive through window

 

[keiffers]

Most times they don't even want to do show and tell...They just want to get in and out in record time. Much like a fast food, drive through window

so true...I'm still waiting to get into yours LOL

jk

 

[Hell Kat]

i don't get enough pm's for me to be fussy, lol.
there have been a few when i've thought wtf and just deleted them

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i don't get enough pm's for me to be fussy, lol.
there have been a few when i've thought wtf and just deleted them

No! Don't delete them until you post them here.

 

[littleone77]

so true...I'm still waiting to get into yours LOL

jk

The mood I am in at present you just might succeed, heh...

 

[littleone77]

i don't get enough pm's for me to be fussy, lol.
there have been a few when i've thought wtf and just deleted them

Just getting one was more than enough to make me fussy

 

[keiffers]

The mood I am in at present you just might succeed, heh...

hehehe

'pardon me but do you need help with that pant button'

LOL

 

[littleone77]

hehehe

'pardon me but do you need help with that pant button'

LOL

LOL, perhaps...there are buttons? All I have is this lil ole zipper

 

[keiffers]

LOL, perhaps...there are buttons? All I have is this lil ole zipper

well that too hehe