Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Now that is a great idea!!!

Evenin (((((Red))))))

You're most welcome. and good evening. ((((hugs))))

 

[keiffers]

"Excuse me, but do you have any lotion?"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"Excuse me, but do you have any lotion?"

*giggles*

That would be a new one.

 

[Ms_Logic]

so whats the logic in not having sex with me?

surely the logic would say just do it and have fun!!

Lets play on im!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

so whats the logic in not having sex with me?

surely the logic would say just do it and have fun!!

Lets play on im!

LOL... ohh okay. How logical. . .

 

[Ms_Logic]

LOL... ohh okay. How logical. . .

LOL I know, what was I thining?? *sarcasm*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL I know, what was I thining?? *sarcasm*

*hugs*

 

[Guest]

You are very sexy lady and these are very sexy, tasteful photos, I felt both aroused and moved through your photo shoot, I'd love to see some of you with the roundness of your voluptuous ass as you crouch down, also a few shots of you looking up into a camera with your boobs hanging. Very beautiful, I’d definitely be interested in flirting with you then seducing you, if I met you in person.

Definately in the best pm catagory!!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You are right. Very nice.

 

[Guest]

You are right. Very nice.

Stalker

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yeah, I love stalking my own thread.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, I love stalking my own thread.

You know I was only messin with ya!!! Have been in a funny mood since chatting to Ms Sulk on the phone earlier

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You know I was only messin with ya!!! Have been in a funny mood since chatting to Ms Sulk on the phone earlier

I miss Ms Sulk. . .we need her back. *grumbles* I know you were funnin' me.

 

[Guest]

I miss Ms Sulk. . .we need her back. *grumbles* I know you were funnin' me.

I keep telling her that too!!!

Nothing gets past you does it hun, even when you are on pain meds lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I keep telling her that too!!!

Nothing gets past you does it hun, even when you are on pain meds lol

I'm probably more alert on pain meds than I am off of them. ( I do tend to forget things though. . . (( or so that is the excuse I'm giving. ))... )

 

[Guest]

I'm probably more alert on pain meds than I am off of them. ( I do tend to forget things though. . . (( or so that is the excuse I'm giving. ))... )

Well my excuse for going to bed very very soon is that I was up at 6.30am to talk to my fave flatlander And that all started from a pm!!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well my excuse for going to bed very very soon is that I was up at 6.30am to talk to my fave flatlander And that all started from a pm!!!!

I had to read flatlander a few times, kept seeing flatliner. Rest well and easy when you do go to bed.

 

[Guest]

I had to read flatlander a few times, kept seeing flatliner. Rest well and easy when you do go to bed.

PMSL

I shall hun thank you. And make sure you get plenty of rest too!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

PMSL

I shall hun thank you. And make sure you get plenty of rest too!!!

I will and it was nice chatting with you.

 

[Guest]

suckable

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ur pics r so f'ing hot

i ned 2 push my hard, thick, cock betwen them

i ned 2 cum alover thos babys

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Oh the people this site attracts

*shakes head*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

suckable

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ur pics r so f'ing hot

i ned 2 push my hard, thick, cock betwen them

i ned 2 cum alover thos babys

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Oh the people this site attracts

*shakes head*

OMG... I'd point them to the name of a good editor!!!!!

 

[Guest]

OMG... I'd point them to the name of a good editor!!!!!

And boy they need one!!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

And boy they need one!!!!

I've used editors for my stories, but never my PM's. Wow... how would you edit that! So sad. *sigh*

 

[getitgotitgood]

I've used editors for my stories, but never my PM's. Wow... how would you edit that! So sad. *sigh*

From this.....

ur pics r so f'ing hot

i ned 2 push my hard, thick, cock betwen them

i ned 2 cum alover thos babys

To this maybe...

My dearest bluefoxylady .. firstly let me say that I find your photographs extremely provocative. As I peruse your thread I find myself becoming more and more aroused and imagine my hardness nestled between the deep snowy valley of your succulent breasts. Deep in my soul I feel an insatiable desire to anoint them with my lava hot seed.

Is that a bit better foxy

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

From this.....

ur pics r so f'ing hot

i ned 2 push my hard, thick, cock betwen them

i ned 2 cum alover thos babys

To this maybe...

My dearest bluefoxylady .. firstly let me say that I find your photographs extremely provocative. As I peruse your thread I find myself becoming more and more aroused and imagine my hardness nestled between the deep snowy valley of your succulent breasts. Deep in my soul I feel an insatiable desire to anoint them with my lava hot seed.

Is that a bit better foxy

LOL... ohhh so smooth and warm... do you kiss your momma with that mouth? Oh wait.... nevermind... that doesn't sound right.