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RedHairedandFriendly said:
This shows that this guy has no clue who I am and that I am either a random name of users he'd PM'd or he read a story of mine and decided I'm a FemDom. . . Which you all now I'm not. :rolleyes:

Enjoy the laugh I had when I got this, just a minute ago:

Can you please please please,I beg you,tell me what do to myself to hurt myself,please tell me how to torture myself,because I want to think its you.

I beg you,just tell me couple of words on how to torture myself,whatever crazy you can think about,I swear Im gonna do (to imagine its you doing it) .Please,I beg you

Thank you very much

and before you ask. . .

No, I didn't respond.
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Oh Mistress Red please take me over your knee and spank my bare ass

:devil: :kiss: :devil:
 
bluefoxlady said:
Oh Mistress Red please take me over your knee and spank my bare ass

:devil: :kiss: :devil:
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Oh... my I just got a tingle there. ;) LOL :p

:kiss: :kiss:

Actually reading that makes me laugh. . .I can't picture that at all. lol
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
This shows that this guy has no clue who I am and that I am either a random name of users he'd PM'd or he read a story of mine and decided I'm a FemDom. . . Which you all now I'm not. :rolleyes:

Enjoy the laugh I had when I got this, just a minute ago:

Can you please please please,I beg you,tell me what do to myself to hurt myself,please tell me how to torture myself,because I want to think its you.

I beg you,just tell me couple of words on how to torture myself,whatever crazy you can think about,I swear Im gonna do (to imagine its you doing it) .Please,I beg you

Thank you very much

and before you ask. . .

No, I didn't respond.
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I got that one too and I didn't respond either.

I figured it would hurt him more to wait for an answer he wanted so badly!
 
starrynightin64 said:
I got that one too and I didn't respond either.

I figured it would hurt him more to wait for an answer he wanted so badly!
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*chuckles*

I thought of sending a picture of a knife. . . and a photo of Lorraina Bobbit. :rolleyes:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
*chuckles*

I thought of sending a picture of a knife. . . and a photo of Lorraina Bobbit. :rolleyes:
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< giggles> OOOOO
wonder if he would understand the photos on that one?
 
WORST

this is the worst only because it was my first PM after posting my first picture(s) and just not used to Lit, etc........AND from someone I didnt know

CAN I SQUIRT MY JIZZ JUICE IN YOUR NOSTRILS


:confused:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
Oh... my I just got a tingle there. ;) LOL :p

:kiss: :kiss:

Actually reading that makes me laugh. . .I can't picture that at all. lol
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Thank goodness for the tingle or I would have been hurt :( :( :(
 
elizabeth22673 said:
WORST

this is the worst only because it was my first PM after posting my first picture(s) and just not used to Lit, etc........AND from someone I didnt know

CAN I SQUIRT MY JIZZ JUICE IN YOUR NOSTRILS


:confused:
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Ewwwww. LOL
 
I'm done protecting the stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - and before you chuckle... my addy is on lit, so it has been free for a long time... :p Thus this "stupid" girl has shown herself many times! :p :rolleyes:

waqar_sethi2003: hi
waqar_sethi2003: h r u
deanna_rana1973: fine
waqar_sethi2003: kool
waqar_sethi2003: what r u doing know?
deanna_rana1973: posting on lit.
waqar_sethi2003: oh
waqar_sethi2003: hows day are going?
deanna_rana1973: fine
waqar_sethi2003: kool
waqar_sethi2003: u get cam or mic
deanna_rana1973: I get them if I want them.
waqar_sethi2003: kool
waqar_sethi2003: do u like sports?
deanna_rana1973: they are okay - I don't have any favorites.
waqar_sethi2003: oh
waqar_sethi2003: what u like then?
deanna_rana1973: I enjoy writing, cross-stitch, reading. . .a mix of most anything.
waqar_sethi2003: kool
waqar_sethi2003: send me ur cam inv
waqar_sethi2003: plz
waqar_sethi2003: i wana see u
deanna_rana1973: no. I don't think you need to see me. You don't know me and I don't know you.
waqar_sethi2003: oh
waqar_sethi2003: i think that u r nice girk
waqar_sethi2003: girl
waqar_sethi2003: i m not bad boy
deanna_rana1973: How do you know if I am a nice girl or not? We don't know each other.
waqar_sethi2003: i wana know about u more
waqar_sethi2003: i have some question for u
deanna_rana1973: But you said I was a nice girl, so you implied you knew me. From where do you think you know me?
waqar_sethi2003: i only say that if u trust me that i m good so send me ur cam inv cuz i wish that i see u
deanna_rana1973: I am not sending you my cam, there is no reason to see me.
waqar_sethi2003: i have no gf
waqar_sethi2003: i m virginb
waqar_sethi2003: virgin
waqar_sethi2003: u
deanna_rana1973: Why do you think this matters to me?
deanna_rana1973: You got my name from somewhere... where?
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I'm done protecting the stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - and before you chuckle... my addy is on lit, so it has been free for a long time... :p Thus this "stupid" girl has shown herself many times! :p :rolleyes:

waqar_sethi2003: hi
waqar_sethi2003: h r u
deanna_rana1973: fine
waqar_sethi2003: kool
waqar_sethi2003: what r u doing know?
deanna_rana1973: posting on lit.
waqar_sethi2003: oh
waqar_sethi2003: hows day are going?
deanna_rana1973: fine
waqar_sethi2003: kool
waqar_sethi2003: u get cam or mic
deanna_rana1973: I get them if I want them.
waqar_sethi2003: kool
waqar_sethi2003: do u like sports?
deanna_rana1973: they are okay - I don't have any favorites.
waqar_sethi2003: oh
waqar_sethi2003: what u like then?
deanna_rana1973: I enjoy writing, cross-stitch, reading. . .a mix of most anything.
waqar_sethi2003: kool
waqar_sethi2003: send me ur cam inv
waqar_sethi2003: plz
waqar_sethi2003: i wana see u
deanna_rana1973: no. I don't think you need to see me. You don't know me and I don't know you.
waqar_sethi2003: oh
waqar_sethi2003: i think that u r nice girk
waqar_sethi2003: girl
waqar_sethi2003: i m not bad boy
deanna_rana1973: How do you know if I am a nice girl or not? We don't know each other.
waqar_sethi2003: i wana know about u more
waqar_sethi2003: i have some question for u
deanna_rana1973: But you said I was a nice girl, so you implied you knew me. From where do you think you know me?
waqar_sethi2003: i only say that if u trust me that i m good so send me ur cam inv cuz i wish that i see u
deanna_rana1973: I am not sending you my cam, there is no reason to see me.
waqar_sethi2003: i have no gf
waqar_sethi2003: i m virginb
waqar_sethi2003: virgin
waqar_sethi2003: u
deanna_rana1973: Why do you think this matters to me?
deanna_rana1973: You got my name from somewhere... where?
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Red hun, there is only one response to this...........

oh for fucks sake!!!!!
 
Would love...

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Hi, bluefox!

Your pics gave me such tease!...
My cock is really hard now and still growing up!
Would love taste your tits, licking and after stick my cock between, while you'd suck it!

Your ass was great to catch you from behind and grave my cock deep inside your nice asshole... Sliding more and more, feeling you wet and wetter!.... uuuhnm

Add my contacts and keep me up,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


What a chat up line lol

Haven't replied to this yet, not quite sure how too..........
 
bluefoxlady said:
Would love...

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Hi, bluefox!

Your pics gave me such tease!...
My cock is really hard now and still growing up!
Would love taste your tits, licking and after stick my cock between, while you'd suck it!

Your ass was great to catch you from behind and grave my cock deep inside your nice asshole... Sliding more and more, feeling you wet and wetter!.... uuuhnm

Add my contacts and keep me up,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


What a chat up line lol

Haven't replied to this yet, not quite sure how too..........
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There is only one response. ..;) Copy and paste this threads address and send it to him. ;)
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
There is only one response. ..;) Copy and paste this threads address and send it to him. ;)
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Now that is a great idea!!!

Evenin (((((Red)))))) :kiss:
 
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