Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

ok having been pm'd by this person several times and having not replied how does he think that I'll actually want to respond to this?:

I have never seen beyond a DD, and I am a HUGE breast man. Why have I been denied this pleasure of all pleasures for so long?

OMG. . .what an idiot. Jeeze. . .

 

[done_got_old]

How do I get to Lickadick? ......... is the one opening I see frequently.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

How do I get to Lickadick? ......... is the one opening I see frequently.

*giggles. . .* I wonder why?

 

[limiwa]

Dear, you mind an (I took his ethnicity out as a kindness) guy lick and suck you?

well, I find this a complicated process over the internet

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear, you mind an (I took his ethnicity out as a kindness) guy lick and suck you?

well, I find this a complicated process over the internet

LOL.. it is I'm sure. LOL (you made me laugh though. . .thanks)

 

[done_got_old]

*giggles. . .* I wonder why?

I have no idea. I've changed my AV from the provocative one that I used in the past, yet they still want to come to Lickadick. I think perhaps I'll move.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I have no idea. I've changed my AV from the provocative one that I used in the past, yet they still want to come to Lickadick. I think perhaps I'll move.

I don't know. . .must be a subliminal message. . .

 

[Nightbird]

Hello everyone..

Wanna share a mile stone with me?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hello everyone..

Wanna share a mile stone with me?

I do! I do!

Lookie....

I got a PM too.

ever think of doing it with another red head?

*sigh* . . .I've yet to respond.

 

[Nightbird]

Was that PM from a girl or a boy red head?

 

[Diamond_Girl]

OMGosh, Redhaired! Fabulous thread!

Got the PM:
Wanna play?

I replied:
Not with you, I don't.

I was chatting with my online sweetie at the time, and he asked me to forward the PM to him. He copied me on the reply:
Shit .....can't you be a bit more original than "wanna play" guess there was no money spent on your education! .... you must know that a woman needs at least some foreplay!!! Another thing ...it is plainly obvious that Diamond Girl is taken if you care to read her sig lines..... get you hand off your tiny dick and use your brain!!

Damn, I love that man!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Was that PM from a girl or a boy red head?

It wouldn't have mattered. . . boy or girl . . .I wouldn't have replied, just like I didn't then.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

OMGosh, Redhaired! Fabulous thread!

Got the PM:
Wanna play?

I replied:
Not with you, I don't.

I was chatting with my online sweetie at the time, and he asked me to forward the PM to him. He copied me on the reply:
Shit .....can't you be a bit more original than "wanna play" guess there was no money spent on your education! .... you must know that a woman needs at least some foreplay!!! Another thing ...it is plainly obvious that Diamond Girl is taken if you care to read her sig lines..... get you hand off your tiny dick and use your brain!!

Damn, I love that man!

Thanks and ...

Great fella you have there. Good for you.

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Thanks and ...

Great fella you have there. Good for you.

Welcome!

Yeah, he's pretty darn amazing!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Welcome!

Yeah, he's pretty darn amazing!

That's great. Glad you found my thread.

 

[Guest]

Really fucking enjoyed your picturess.
Nice thread.



One pic of mine..
http://f10.putfile.com/main/7/20xxxxxx913.jpg
(copy and paste for it to work)

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The link (which I have changed slighty to protect the not so innocent) is of a cock.
Why??? If I want to look at cock I can go find plenty in Am Pics!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Really fucking enjoyed your picturess.
Nice thread.



One pic of mine..
http://f10.putfile.com/main/7/20xxxxxx913.jpg
(copy and paste for it to work)

..................................................................................................................................

The link (which I have changed slighty to protect the not so innocent) is of a cock.
Why??? If I want to look at cock I can go find plenty in Am Pics!!!

Some don't think. I rarely look into the pic thread. There are 2 I would say I frequent, but even those I'm not on every day. It takes a unique picture... not a unique cock to get me interested.

I like the subtle pictures... the hint that there is more to come.

I love Black and white photos. The open jeans with the tease of hair or cock being exposed. . .Those make me want to view a pic thread.

 

[Anne Waters]

"Licking your dripping pussy" was a fairly typical opening line.


How about saying hello first?

I had one guy call me a cock tease because I wouldn't cyber with him and then get offended when I got offended at being called a cock tease.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"Licking your dripping pussy" was a fairly typical opening line.


How about saying hello first?

I had one guy call me a cock tease because I wouldn't cyber with him and then get offended when I got offended at being called a cock tease.

OMGosh! ewww...

I had a guy pm me... "hello there"

I wasn't fast enough answering... and I get BUZZ

I waited on purpose... and then typed.

sorry... can I help you?

He was gone... I wasn't fast enough... he was probably "The Big One" and I missed out...

 

[Anne Waters]

LOL! I guess he needed it really bad!

 

[keiffers]

OMGosh! ewww...

I had a guy pm me... "hello there"

I wasn't fast enough answering... and I get BUZZ

I waited on purpose... and then typed.

sorry... can I help you?

He was gone... I wasn't fast enough... he was probably "The Big One" and I missed out...

damn I should have stuck around!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL! I guess he needed it really bad!

I guess so... lol. Hope he didn't explode!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

damn I should have stuck around!

Now... if it had been you. . .

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

This shows that this guy has no clue who I am and that I am either a random name of users he'd PM'd or he read a story of mine and decided I'm a FemDom. . . Which you all now I'm not.

Enjoy the laugh I had when I got this, just a minute ago:

Can you please please please,I beg you,tell me what do to myself to hurt myself,please tell me how to torture myself,because I want to think its you.

I beg you,just tell me couple of words on how to torture myself,whatever crazy you can think about,I swear Im gonna do (to imagine its you doing it) .Please,I beg you

Thank you very much

and before you ask. . .

No, I didn't respond.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

The idiots are out today: This PM was sent to me, but I think he meant to send it to a higher power. . .

god
i am going to spray it

I wonder if he knows I'm not God.