Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Whoops, sorry

That's okay... He asks me for sex too!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Here is one I just got:

Subject: Cyber?


Would you be interested in Cam to Cam action with an 18 year old English guy? If so, then please PM me back. You don't even need a cam, you can just watch me if you would like

Needless to say, I did not respond.

Now see... if that said hear my accent .... I may have taken him up on the offer.

 

[asian_princess]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{red}}}}}}}}}}}}} how are you, you wonderful sexy woman you??!

I got a feedback email yesterday...

6 words

"Call me if you want sex."

No email address, no phone number....no brain.


Too bad...cos i really, REALLY wanted to call after such an elaborate seduction

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{red}}}}}}}}}}}}} how are you, you wonderful sexy woman you??!

I got a feedback email yesterday...

6 words

"Call me if you want sex."

No email address, no phone number....no brain.


Too bad...cos i really, REALLY wanted to call after such an elaborate seduction

I tried the best i could to please you appy and you make fun of my words
RUNS from room crying

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{red}}}}}}}}}}}}} how are you, you wonderful sexy woman you??!

I got a feedback email yesterday...

6 words

"Call me if you want sex."

No email address, no phone number....no brain.


Too bad...cos i really, REALLY wanted to call after such an elaborate seduction

LOL....

Wow... I bet when he asks for a blow job he expects you to blow air on it and say... ummm there ya go.......

 

[asian_princess]

I tried the best i could to please you appy and you make fun of my words
RUNS from room crying

*chases after you*

You clit tease! *bursts into tears* all this time...i've wanted you to want me! and you just dangle that anonymous carrot in front of my face!!

this was the only way i could get your attention!

when will the insanity end?!!!!!

LOL....

Wow... I bet when he asks for a blow job he expects you to blow air on it and say... ummm there ya go.......

hahaha...i wish! would've saved me a lotta lock jaw in the past....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

hahaha...i wish! would've saved me a lotta lock jaw in the past....

LOL.... wouldn't it though.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

*chases after you*

You clit tease! *bursts into tears* all this time...i've wanted you to want me! and you just dangle that anonymous carrot in front of my face!!

this was the only way i could get your attention!

when will the insanity end?!!!!!


:

HAHHAHA,,you know you can still have me,,I am way too damned easy,,,,,,,,,,

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

HAHHAHA,,you know you can still have me,,I am way too damned easy,,,,,,,,,,

*nods*

 

[CURIOUS1026]

Now see... if that said hear my accent .... I may have taken him up on the offer.

LOL.....did not even think about the accent That could have been a deciding factor, but the age factor really threw me off though........

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL.....did not even think about the accent That could have been a deciding factor, but the age factor really threw me off though........

Ohh yes, age would have been a problem too. I like men my age or older. But the accent.... I don't know...

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

*nods*

heyyyy.I resemble that remark....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

heyyyy.I resemble that remark....

*nods*

 

[Sloppykitten]

One I just received:

Kitten- What I'd give to be... [re line]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

between your hot legs eating that tasty pussy while you chat with all of your Lit guys.

Or aren't you that kind of girl?

[received from a "virgin" with TWO posts to their credit ]

 

[Nightbird]

Nice AV Kitten..


Hey Red,

Am I a "Great Canadian?"

 

[Sloppykitten]

Nice AV Kitten..


Hey Red,

Am I a "Great Canadian?"

Thanks Night...I got it off of Holy Devil's thread (either "I'm Bored" or "The Devil's Playground"...not sure which one now)...they have some pretty awesome pics on there.

I'm Canadian too you east or west coast?

 

[Nightbird]

WOO HOO!! Canadians Rock!! You must be the Great Canadian she was talking about..

I'm in Southern Ontario on the Great Lakes near the Michigan Border.

 

[Sloppykitten]

WOO HOO!! Canadians Rock!! You must be the Great Canadian she was talking about..

I'm in Southern Ontario on the Great Lakes near the Michigan Border.

LMAO I *highly* doubt that I am the Great Canadian she was talking about...although....I'm not all that bad (even if I do say so myself roflmao)

 

[Nightbird]

I don't think I'm the Canadian she meant either..

Hey Red, just how many Canadians do you know??

LOL

LMAO I *highly* doubt that I am the Great Canadian she was talking about...although....I'm not all that bad (even if I do say so myself roflmao)

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You both are great Canadians. I know a handful here from Lit. This one sent me a nice PM when I was feeling very, very, very, low.

 

[CURIOUS1026]

Ohh yes, age would have been a problem too. I like men my age or older. But the accent.... I don't know...

I personally like younger guys, but not THAT YOUNG. LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I personally like younger guys, but not THAT YOUNG. LOL

LOL....

 

[MrFantasyMan]

Ohh yes, age would have been a problem too. I like men my age or older. But the accent.... I don't know...

is it the accent...the age...or maybe the combination?... ...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

is it the accent...the age...or maybe the combination?... ...

In the end age my dear holds more weight than accent.

 

[bustee_mcqueen]

ok having been pm'd by this person several times and having not replied how does he think that I'll actually want to respond to this?:

I have never seen beyond a DD, and I am a HUGE breast man. Why have I been denied this pleasure of all pleasures for so long?