Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Him: *smilie icon*
Me: Hello.
Him: asl
Me: You're kidding right?
Him: u write stories right?
Him: i write poetry
Me: Yes.
Him: cam pic?
Me: I write stories and poems.
Me: No.
Me: Is there something you wanted?
Him: what types of sttories
Him: how u get your stories ideas
Me: What type of stories? Have you seen my Submission page on Lit? I write all kinds.
Him: aree any of them true
Me: Have you read any of my work?
Him: some
Him: whats your user name therer
Me: How did you get my IM?


(I guess that last question was to hard for him???)

 

[Nightbird]

Hi Red, hows it going?

How do these guys find you?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*shrugs* I have my yahoo here, so I assume it is how he IM'd me. I have it available so real people with real conversational skills can talk to me about my stories or the threads or just to carry on a conversation besides...hey baby let's fuck. I refuse to shut down a part of my life for them.

To them I am a name on a list of online folks posting at lit. The words RedHaired I guess are tempting because people like redheads... ( I always wanted black or brown hair...) The words friendly... pfft.... they are always wondering... How friendly are you? How friendly am I???? I am a nice person and will treat someone with respect as long as I am treated with it and even then I've looked past the disrepectful ones and still treated them humanily or just not bothered with them.

*sigh*

Thing is... He didn't even know Lit. name, so how could he have said... he's read some of my work... uneducated idiot.

 

[Nightbird]

or he was just too stupid to remember?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

There is always that.

 

[Nightbird]

It's hard for some males to think when so much is invested in the head between their legs.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

True, but I am glad there are gentlemen out there like you. I'm off to bed.

 

[Guest]

like u pics have u cam to join more ,i have cam if u like to see in msn

This pm was received on c-k. I have to say I tend to get far more of this type over there than I ever did here.

(((((Red)))))

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hello there bluefox *hugs*

I got one line yesterday from that same guy I last posted about...

"Any new stories?"

I didn't answer, but was impressed he could spell all those words.

 

[Guest]

Hello there bluefox *hugs*

I got one line yesterday from that same guy I last posted about...

"Any new stories?"

I didn't answer, but was impressed he could spell all those words.

I saw

Impressive!!

I wonder how long it took for him to write it????

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I saw

Impressive!!

I wonder how long it took for him to write it????

I don't know. . .Do you think he remembered my name then too, since he didn't know it when he bothered me the first time?

 

[naxalite0906]

I got one once saying "what is wrong, are you dying??" in relation to a sig i had... That made me smile... and be glad it wasn't true...

The other was a certain someone asking to write a story for me.. can't quite remember who though

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got one once saying "what is wrong, are you dying??" in relation to a sig i had... That made me smile... and be glad it wasn't true...

The other was a certain someone asking to write a story for me.. can't quite remember who though

*giggles*

Hey it wasn't that long ago I wrote that. You must be getting old if you can't remember.

Glad you aren't dying.

 

[naxalite0906]

*giggles*

Hey it wasn't that long ago I wrote that. You must be getting old if you can't remember.

Glad you aren't dying.

I can remember... it was a tease silly

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I can remember... it was a tease silly

I know. You are very good at teasing.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*YAWN*

Get this ... I am on yahoo talking to another author when a IM comes up...

Student..: asl

Me: *chuckles* That is your opening pick up line? asl?

Student..: 23

Student...: u

Me: 33 female.

((I get booted from yahoo... bummer huh ))

((log back into yahoo.. And IM pops up - Surprise surprise!)

Student: BUZZ (you know that little ring thing yahoo does when someone isn’t paying attention)

Student: Where are you from

Student: ?

Me: Indiana. Got booted. Did you get my


((I get booted from yahoo... bummer huh ))

((log back into yahoo.. And IM pops up - Surprise surprise!)) ((Again))

and before I can type...


((I get booted from yahoo... bummer huh ))

((log back into yahoo.. And IM pops up - Surprise surprise!)) ((Again)) ((Again))

Student: u got a cam

Student: ?

Me: Yes, I do.

Me: Did you answer my last question? I keep getting booted.

Me: I asked...Was there something I could do for you?


Notice... How I have stumped the young minds of our youth with that last question... He has not yahoo'd me back. But boy he was as determined to reach out to me as I was determined to get freakin' yahoo to behave. I think I'm going to dump yahoo, reinstall it or open a fresh account using the account my feedback from my stories go too. *sigh*

 

[Sloppykitten]

A recent XXXX pm received by me, this one was advised in no uncertain terms to read my sig line

I bet you'd hate to.....

lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?

OMG! I've gotten that PM 5 times now!!! You'd think they'd learn when they don't get an answer to give up


ps....Hey Red cute thread

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

OMG! I've gotten that PM 5 times now!!! You'd think they'd learn when they don't get an answer to give up


ps....Hey Red cute thread

Hey kitten. Glad you like. Yes... this thread serves a higher purpose.

 

[Guest]

OMG! I've gotten that PM 5 times now!!! You'd think they'd learn when they don't get an answer to give up


ps....Hey Red cute thread

And I have had a variation in my ck pm box this evening.... what do they think we are posting for??? Just to get laid???



Get naked....... Spread your legs and

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contact me. I'll take you to heaven!
Luv
Dxxx XX

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

And I have had a variation in my ck pm box this evening.... what do they think we are posting for??? Just to get laid???



Get naked....... Spread your legs and

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contact me. I'll take you to heaven!
Luv
Dxxx XX

Jeeze oh pete. . .

 

[Guest]

Jeeze oh pete. . .

Oh you have come across him then

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh you have come across him then

I'm married to a Pete.

 

[Guest]

I'm married to a Pete.

Whoops, sorry

 

[CURIOUS1026]

Here is one I just got:

Subject: Cyber?


Would you be interested in Cam to Cam action with an 18 year old English guy? If so, then please PM me back. You don't even need a cam, you can just watch me if you would like

Needless to say, I did not respond.