Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[eduo]

Yes - I see you registered to Lit to so you could post too, still playing mystery man? Or just thinking you're cute?

I don't think cute will be the description, really.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I don't think cute will be the description, really.

I admitted I didn't remember your nick. You could have told me who you were. I don't think that is asking much?

 

[Sulk]

Another GB newbie fails to recognise irony, and this drops out of my PM inbox....

what's ur msn???

craving more, lol!

xxx

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ahhh my dear. . .Don't see you here often. Nice to see you. . .though the circumstances of this thread don't often bring folks here with happiness, but I hope they leave with a smile.

((I'm adding to Desi soon. . .been on a writing buzz for Lit. lately.))

 

[Cheryl_bd]

Not brilliant but at least he was imaginative on his opening PM

"I went to a strip club last night and now I've got some bad blue balls. is there anything you could do to help out?"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Not brilliant but at least he was imaginative on his opening PM

"I went to a strip club last night and now I've got some bad blue balls. is there anything you could do to help out?"

OMGosh. . . Talented fellow. . .he made it to lit. I'm sure he can help himself out.

 

[Cheryl_bd]

OMGosh. . . Talented fellow. . .he made it to lit. I'm sure he can help himself out.

I told him as much, suggesting a bucket of cold water

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I told him as much, suggesting a bucket of cold water

lol. . .

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'd have rather wasted my time with a sexual come on than this shit...

From:Roland Akah.
Email:r_awilliams1@yahoo.com
Dear Good Friend,
I have Decided to get in touch with you,to see if you can help me solve
my problem. My name is Roland Akah. .My father had lost his life in the
course of the Political crisis in Abidjan-Cote d'Ivoire.My Late father
Mr.and Mrs.Williams Akah.willed in cash, the sum of $11.3M USD which
hedeposited in a bank here in Cote D'ivoire in suspence account.in
Abidjan,with enabling conditionalities for the release of the fund which are
as follows:
1) To assist me in retriving this money from the bank.
2) To serve as the guardian of this fund.
3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further
my education and to secure a residential permit in your country
moreover, I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for
your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund to your
nominated account overseas.

Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I
believe that this transaction would be concluded within (72) working
banking houres this fund will signify into your acount.
I expect your urgent response including your addresses, your telephone
and fax number. Thanks for expected cooperation.
My regards,
Roland Akah.

 

[CURIOUS1026]

Here is one I got tonight.......

Hi, saw you on the boards and thought I say hello. 32 male in GA here. Message me back if you'd like to chat or something

This was my response.....


I guess I do not have a distinctive enough name or AV because we have talked before.......in fact, I believe we even exchanged pics.

What is funny is that the PM was almost exactly the same as the original PM he sent me about 2 months ago.......lol

 

[siren319]

My favorite one so far was someone asking permission to jack off to a picture of my breasts.

It was mostly funny because he already had the picture from a thread, aking was.... unnecessary

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hey Siren and Curious Nice to see you under the PM/IM circumstances.

I had someone tell me they came all over the picture of my face... All over their computer screen even. . .

I hope that got that mess cleaned up between the keys.

 

[graffenburg]

Nicest one I got was

"Hi. Just wanted to say, you are adorable"

Made my whole year, that did!

 

[SweetLayla]

Nicest one I got was

"Hi. Just wanted to say, you are adorable"

Made my whole year, that did!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

That's a nice one. Hello graffen and Layla.

I have sent some just because a litsters' name has popped into my thoughts and they won't go away, so I just send a PM saying hi. Sometimes that is just what a person needs at that moment and you never know how it will effect them.

 

[graffenburg]

That's a nice one. Hello graffen and Layla.

Hi Red. We're here to have a look around. How are you?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hi Red. We're here to have a look around. How are you?

Not bad. Just enjoying a bit of Lit time, before heading out. How are you?

 

[SweetLayla]

Not bad. Just enjoying a bit of Lit time, before heading out. How are you?

Good....glad to hear you are doing well.

A rose for you

 

[siren319]

Hey Siren and Curious Nice to see you under the PM/IM circumstances.

I had someone tell me they came all over the picture of my face... All over their computer screen even. . .

I hope that got that mess cleaned up between the keys.

I have yet to get that PM. mostly when I post I get a day of "hey, nice tits, and a few laggers for the rest of the week. Most are just requesting more pics.

 

[Lady Reiha]

posted by :JerkChicken: today 01:27pm

i guess i failed in the long hair department. haha i even keep my pubes trimmed to almost nothing! lol biting and scratching is cool!

i especially like seeing girls pee in public... that's hot! have you done it before?



THE HELL?

 

[asian_princess]

posted by :JerkChicken: today 01:27pm

i guess i failed in the long hair department. haha i even keep my pubes trimmed to almost nothing! lol biting and scratching is cool!

i especially like seeing girls pee in public... that's hot! have you done it before?



THE HELL?

that's my girl

 

[Lady Reiha]

that's my girl

hehe
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d40/longhairdfreak/wishuwerehere.gif

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Good....glad to hear you are doing well.

A rose for you

Thank you.

to you too and a

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hello princess and Reiha

 

[hdlynnette]

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