Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[bustee_mcqueen]

hi

lets b frndz n share porn stories!! do ya agree?

c ya

Then he sent me an email inviting me to his yahoo photo album to view his naked pics. . .
I like naked pics, but jeeze. . . and no I didn't look at them.

lol i have no idea what gets into men i just had another onejust wondering..........do you have any naked pics

WTF DO YOU THINK I AM???

 

[Proudsubinatl]

Thanks

 

[Macdaddy23]

lol i have no idea what gets into men i just had another onejust wondering..........do you have any naked pics

WTF DO YOU THINK I AM???

horny people

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol i have no idea what gets into men i just had another onejust wondering..........do you have any naked pics

WTF DO YOU THINK I AM???

lol. . .

You mean you post on Lit and don't do nudes!!! Is that legal?

After skimming through the posts here it is clear that the vast majority of the ignorant PM’s come from the guys. No wonder there are so many women’s profiles that plead with men to leave them alone.

The only upside may be that those idiots make the intelligent considerate man look even better.

Oh these last few are minor. . the thread was really hopping in the beginning, sometimes we get doozies.

It is the considerate men we reply too. It doesn't even me we're willing to cyber, it means we're willing to be considerate.

horny people

Poor and ignorant excuse. There are a ton of porn sites with free pics. They don't need to PM people that aren't advertising.

 

[Guest]

wow extremely sexy pics... I thought I would let you know that... I'm speechless... by the way, would you like to chat? if you dont mind...

If he is speechless how can he chat???

I told him I only chat to people I get to know on thread first, almost a fortnight or so later he still hasn't. Oh well, his loss !!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

If he is speechless how can he chat???

I told him I only chat to people I get to know on thread first, almost a fortnight or so later he still hasn't. Oh well, his loss !!!!

I agree. . .his loss!!!!

 

[Machiavellix]

Hello there Mach ~

Hello Red, you sexy beast you

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hello Red, you sexy beast you

 

[Machiavellix]

Here pussycat pussycat pussycat

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Here pussycat pussycat pussycat

Purrrrr...
How are you today?

 

[Guest]

I agree. . .his loss!!!!

Thanks hun, I needed that

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thanks hun, I needed that

You are most welcome. You are not just a sexy woman, you are a person and sometimes, men just think with their cocks.

 

[Machiavellix]

Purrrrr...
How are you today?

Ehhhhhhh....

My mother had surgery on something "female" related and now she isn't allowed to move around much at all for a few days, which means I have to do my share of taking care of her. I even had to call in to work Friday night, cause no one else could look after her. Luckily, I get to take a break from it today.
It's raining right now, for the third day in a row, which royally blows. At least I'm off from work today and my next two shifts are four hours and 3 and a half hours respectively. Of course, that means my weekend is completely booked, though.
Other than that, nothing much is new. Still horny as a motherfucker.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ehhhhhhh....

My mother had surgery on something "female" related and now she isn't allowed to move around much at all for a few days, which means I have to do my share of taking care of her. I even had to call in to work Friday night, cause no one else could look after her. Luckily, I get to take a break from it today.
It's raining right now, for the third day in a row, which royally blows. At least I'm off from work today and my next two shifts are four hours and 3 and a half hours respectively. Of course, that means my weekend is completely booked, though.
Other than that, nothing much is new. Still horny as a motherfucker.

Well, glad to hear you're helping your mom out. Its on its second day of wet weather here. Sorry to hear your horny. . .

 

[Guest]

You are most welcome. You are not just a sexy woman, you are a person and sometimes, men just think with their cocks.

Right now I would be hard pushed to say no to a man and his cock

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Right now I would be hard pushed to say no to a man and his cock

*giggles*

 

[Machiavellix]

Well, glad to hear you're helping your mom out. Its on its second day of wet weather here. Sorry to hear your horny. . .

Not like it's anything new. I'm a guy, were cursed that way.
I don't mind helping her out, it's just sometimes I think she takes for granted how much I really do for her.
Enough of my problems, though. This isn't the thread for bellyaching.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Not like it's anything new. I'm a guy, were cursed that way.
I don't mind helping her out, it's just sometimes I think she takes for granted how much I really do for her.
Enough of my problems, though. This isn't the thread for bellyaching.

*chuckles* This thread is for whoever posts here.

 

[Machiavellix]

*chuckles* This thread is for whoever posts here.

Then right now it's for streaking!!!

*runs past and swats Red on the ass* Yeehaa!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Then right now it's for streaking!!!

*runs past and swats Red on the ass* Yeehaa!!

 

[Guest]

Oh Baby...*hugs you so tight*

The best pm of the day, in fact for a while, as it came when I really really need it.

Thank you

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh Baby...*hugs you so tight*

The best pm of the day, in fact for a while, as it came when I really really need it.

Thank you

Some folks just know.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Do I know you?

You will know me.

I will? How come?

Ah. Let time pass.

*chuckles* It doesn't work that way. lol. . .Time is passing. . . so how do you know me?

I'd tell if the nick had rung a bell. As it stands I'd rather let you find for yourself.

Well, the nick doesn't ring a bell, so unless you want to reveal the mystery we won't have much to discuss.

Agreed

Glad we reached an agreement so early in the relationship.

 

[eduo]

Do I know you?

You will know me.

How ironic... I even got quoted.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yes - I see you registered to Lit to so you could post too, still playing mystery man? Or just thinking you're cute?