Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[bustee_mcqueen]

Good afternoon Bustee. Nice to see you under the circumstances.

nice to see you to red

jus still got your halo?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

nice to see you to red

jus still got your halo?

I haven't checked in a while. I'm not sure. I'll have to ask him when I see him again.

 

[scott40]

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[RedHairedandFriendly]

I periodically check out this thread and laugh my butt off. As much as I hate to admit it, its true - we men as a group are morons. lol thanks for sharing!

Thanks for checking in. And your welcome. I don't get a lot of PM's to move this thread. . hmmmm.... wonder why.

 

[scott40]

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[Society]

I'm not well known enough to get PM's. I don't PM people though. I'm just here to post, and make some friends. Not here looking to get off.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'll do my best.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm not well known enough to get PM's. I don't PM people though. I'm just here to post, and make some friends. Not here looking to get off.

That's cool too. I'm not here to get off either... but it is nice when I do.

 

[scott40]

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[bustee_mcqueen]

I haven't checked in a while. I'm not sure. I'll have to ask him when I see him again.

lol i think he may do

 

[scott40]

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[bustee_mcqueen]

I do get the occasional pm, and I have female friends on here who have been kind enough to share some of the pm's they have received and hands down woman are FAR better at pm's than men.

that's cos we use our brains and you guys use other anatomy to write

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I do get the occasional pm, and I have female friends on here who have been kind enough to share some of the pm's they have received and hands down woman are FAR better at pm's than men.

I can honestly say I have only PM'd a man with the intention of wanting more once on purpose. That was because we clicked online and I had to leave and I wanted him to know I was interested, otherwise he usually makes the first move because I don't have it in me to be forceful.

 

[scott40]

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[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol i think he may do

I bet he does and hopefully he's taking care of it. Perhaps it needs shined and polished.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Getting off is always a good thing.

Nods with a Great Big

 

[bustee_mcqueen]

I bet he does and hopefully he's taking care of it. Perhaps it needs shined and polished.

lol i think you should check it out

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol i think you should check it out

I will ask him when he comes online. I haven't been at his thread in a while. I kinda felt a bit unwelcomed the last couple of times I visited, so I have stayed over on mine.

 

[bustee_mcqueen]

I will ask him when he comes online. I haven't been at his thread in a while. I kinda felt a bit unwelcomed the last couple of times I visited, so I have stayed over on mine.

o thats not so good, i've missed ya over there

 

[Machiavellix]

I got a good one. You wanna go streaking?

*runs off*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

o thats not so good, i've missed ya over there

I'll try and make a showing later. I'm writing a bit of fluff right now.

Hello there Mach ~

 

[Zmey]

Howdy! (god, I hate saying that) but you pick up bad habits living in deep south... at list I'm not chewing tobacco

*waves @ sexy Red Head* been a while stranger

I'm on someones sexy tail and she led me here so I might as well post.

I had a few "interesting" conversations on Yahoo but this girl tops them all. I don't know how she got my ID but she IMs me:

=her= : Jello
=her= : Hello
=me= : Hi
=her= : Do you care to chat...?
=me= : yes
=her= : How is today..?
=me= : emotional turmoil... heh
=me= : not a best time for me sorry
=me= : how are you?
=her= : ok
=her= : so tell me about yourself....>?
=me= : I'm russian american, I live in Richmond VA and I'm electrician
=her= : do you have a girlfriend...?
=me= : no I don't
=me= : where you from?
=her= : So dont you wanna have one...?
=me= : yes I do
=her= : ok
=her= : you can have it the way you want....
=me= : what do you mean by that?
=her= : cos i am single
=me= : oh I see
=her= : And need a amn in my life.....
=me= : How long you been single
=her= : A man that is gonna be there for me....
=her= : just for a year
=me= : well you been alone longer then me
=her= : ok
=her= : that kool
=her= : so do you have a cam?
=me= : yes I do
=her= : that i can see the one im in lovw with
=her= : pls invite me\
=me= : do you have a cam?
=me= : I look horible
=her= : no
=her= : i like you
=me= : do you have a cam?
=her= : No im planning to buy one....
=me= : yes
=her= : i like you
=me= : why do you think you like me?
=her= : cos you are cute
=me= : is that your pic?
=me= : in your avatar?
=her= : ya
=her= : it is my pix...
=me= : you're hot
=her= : Hmmm really....
=me= : yes you are
=her= : thanks
=her= : What is your name...?
=me= : Lawrence, what's yours?
=her= : *****
=me= : Hi *****
=her= : But you can call me *******
=her= : Hi Honey
=me= : so tell me where you live?
=me= : I didn't get a good look at your profile
=her= : I was born in the Usa
=her= : But im now in Nigeria for a modeling projet
=me= : way out there lol
=her= : why..?
=me= : just curious
=her= : Ok Honey
=me= : what mede you contact me?
=me= : made..
=her= : Cos i think you are the God sent man...
=her= : Lol
=her= : Honey b/r/b
=me= : ok gonna get some water also
=her= : ok
=her= : love you
=her= : bye
=me= : Im back
=her= : ok
=me= : love me?
=her= : ya
=me= : you hardly know me
=her= : Hmmm can we plan to see.....?
=her= : Cos i can just wait to see you
=me= : you'd like to meet in person?
=her= : ya
=me= : ok ...
=her= : Where do you stay there...?
=me= : you say you want to come to Richmond?
=her= : Ya i can....
=her= : Just to Get married to you
=me= : woah! you need to slow down
=her= : Ok
=me= : when do you think you gonna be here?
=her= : Hmmm when i have money to boke for plane
=me= : now that's sounds little more down to earth
=her= : Or do you wanna send some money so i can join with the money i have here to boke for a plane...?
=me= : I'm broke
=her= : Hey ok
=her= : So when would you hVE THE MONEY...
=me= : oh ... hmmm
=her= : When...?
=me= : well I'm not making much at the moment
=her= : B/r/b

after that she went on permanent stealth, she kept messaging me with a same questions. I decided to do my super-perverted bit and even that didn't work. So I thought I'll fuck with her a little more.

=Her= : Hello babe it been a long time....
=Her= : Hello
=Her= : Honey how are you doing today....???
=Me= : It's my bithday
=Her= : Hey so how did you celebrated it.....??
=Me= : still selebrating
=Her= : In the party or where....??
=Me= : no by computer lol
=Me= : planing to go out
=Her= : Ok with your girlfriend....???
=Me= : do I know you?
=Her= : Yes you do......
=Me= : ok do you know me?
=Her= : No do you....cos i don't see your pix....
=Me= : ok
=Her= : Do you wanna show me your handsome face....??
=Me= : I will , let me see you first
=Her= : Ok...
=Her= : That me....
=Me= : i dont see it
=Me= : send it to me
=Her= : Y...?
=Me= : I want to see you
=Me= : you have a cam
=Me= : ?
=Her= : Click on the box that is shown in where we are chating.....by the side of ignore..
=Me= : ok
=Her= : Hve you done it.....??
=Me= : yes
=Me= : still dont see you
=Me= : turn your cam on
=Her= : My cam got spoit....
=Me= : that's fine
=Her= : Ok...
=Her= : So what do you do for a living...???
=Me= : I'm a stock brocker
=Me= : I have lots of money
=Her= : Really....???
=Me= : yep
=Her= : Ok...
=Her= : Where are you from......???
=Me= : New York City
=Her= : Kool
=Me= : I have huge penthouse
=Her= : Ok
=Her= : So you got a girlfriend.....??
=Me= : no I don't
=Her= : Why....??
=Me= : no time ... to busy making money
=Me= : I'm traiding now
=Her= : What do you trade....????
=Me= : well there is good stock on spark plugs
=Her= : Ok....
=Her= : I can see you on my scrren do you have a pix,or cam.....???
=Me= : I still cant see you
=Me= : turn you cam on
=Her= : Cos i can see my self here in my screen....
=Me= : I cant
=Her= : Why....????
=Me= : no clue
=Me= : just send me your pic
=Her= : I don't understand you.....
=Me= : ?
=Me= : I want to see you
=Her= : Ok....
=Me= : be right back
=Me= : don't go no where
=Her= : Why....??
=Her= : Do you wanna go...??
=Her= : B/rb....ok....???
=Her= : Are you there....???
=Her= : Hellloooo!,!!,!!!
=Me= : now I'm here
=Her= : Ok....
=Me= : you gonna send me your pic?
=Her= : Yes...
=Her= : But let me see yours...
=Me= : you first
=Her= : Ok...
=Her= : Your email add....??
=Me= : ? just drag and drop it into the window
=Her= : Its all readdy there.....
=Her= : Click on the box there...
=Me= : see me?
=Her= : Ok...i now remember you swetie...
=Me= : you do?
=Me= : how well do you know me?
=Her= : Very well
=Her= : Dont you know me....???
=Me= : really? where do I live?
=Her= : I don't know that...
=Me= : well you ware born in states and live in africa, you are a model and you need money
=Me= : hows that?
=Her= : How do you know tat....
=Her= : It bullshite...
=Me= : is it?
=Her= : No..
=Me= : ok then where are you from?
=Her= : Texas...
=Her= : But you said i nedd money...
=Me= : well you don't?
=Her= : hOW....??
=Me= : well ... like I said, you don't know me
=Her= : Ok i guess i wanna go...
=Her= : Bye..
=Me= : c ya
=Her= : Bye talk to you later...
=Me= : ok bye

I think her name was INeedMoney, can't be sure I have a hard time remembering names

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Howdy! (god, I hate saying that) but you pick up bad habits living in deep south... at list I'm not chewing tobacco

*waves @ sexy Red Head* been a while stranger

I'm on someones sexy tail and she led me here so I might as well post.

I had a few "interesting" conversations on Yahoo but this girl tops them all. I don't know how she got my ID but she IMs me:

ROFLMAO -

Oh that was good.

*waves back @ ya. *

 

[bustee_mcqueen]

It's too bad you don't have pics , I would love to see them.....ummmmmm. Please forgive my boldness but they do turn me on so.


OK are they not getting this, i've been here a year now, if i was gonna post pics of my naked body ALL OVER THE NET surely i would have done it by now and i only just met you, why on earth would i want to get that intimate with you?? I wouldn't do it on a first date, or even a second one and i sure as hell am not gonna do it after 2 pms!!!

I just don't understand men, you find me attractive (well my tits attractive) but can't be bothered to get to know me. THEY ARE ATTACHED TO ME. THEY ARE NOT AN ENTITY OF THEMSELVES AND THEY DO NOT TALK!!

GET IT??????

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

hi

lets b frndz n share porn stories!! do ya agree?

c ya

Then he sent me an email inviting me to his yahoo photo album to view his naked pics. . .
I like naked pics, but jeeze. . . and no I didn't look at them.