Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh. . it's been so long since I got to post. . . *sigh*




I just came so hard to your story!!! soooo good!

Have you ever dominated a man and forced him to eat his own cum in
front of you??? interested

 

[ima6uldv8]

This has got to be the strangest one I've received. I received it yesterday.It's title was Shhhhh. Strange, huh?

"I can give you a secret to pleasing your master to the fullest... I know this sounds crazy... but hypnotism will probably make your master so pleased with you he would have no other choice then to please you right back... in your own favorate way."

Sorry, I don't need hytnotism. My Master is already so very pleased and happy with me. And he pleases me in a way that no man ever has.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

This has got to be the strangest one I've received. I received it yesterday.It's title was Shhhhh. Strange, huh?

"I can give you a secret to pleasing your master to the fullest... I know this sounds crazy... but hypnotism will probably make your master so pleased with you he would have no other choice then to please you right back... in your own favorate way."

Sorry, I don't need hytnotism. My Master is already so very pleased and happy with me. And he pleases me in a way that no man ever has.

Wow. . . what an idiot. Not you. . .him of course. Why do crap like that. Almost creepish feeling.

 

[Guest]

Don't you just love guys that think because you are comfortable posting pics.....



love to fuck you

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hey blue am 28 yr old m living in xxxxxxx fancy some filthy chat and maybe some swinging in future?

 

[Guest]

Now this kind of pm I could receive all day ...........



Hello, I just saw your thread for the first time and I have to say that I was most impressed by your pictures. You have a beautiful, curvaceous body and your smooth, pretty skin only makes you look that much more appealing. I have to say that my favorite picture is the thong picture. Your sexy, round butt looks SO delicious. I can only imagine how incredible it feel up close and personal. I'd love to see more pictures of that gorgeous butt, the less it's wearing the better.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Don't you just love guys that think because you are comfortable posting pics.....



love to fuck you

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hey blue am 28 yr old m living in xxxxxxx fancy some filthy chat and maybe some swinging in future?

Jeeze. . .Blue. . .they also think, because you write the erotica it is your fault they are hard and horny, so you should take care of it. Or that because you wrote it, you are horny all the time so you would be willing to fuck them senseless.

GROW UP!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Now this kind of pm I could receive all day ...........



Hello, I just saw your thread for the first time and I have to say that I was most impressed by your pictures. You have a beautiful, curvaceous body and your smooth, pretty skin only makes you look that much more appealing. I have to say that my favorite picture is the thong picture. Your sexy, round butt looks SO delicious. I can only imagine how incredible it feel up close and personal. I'd love to see more pictures of that gorgeous butt, the less it's wearing the better.

*chuckles*



Hmmm. . . all are wondering. . .will she lose the thong. . .or won't she

 

[Guest]

*chuckles*



Hmmm. . . all are wondering. . .will she lose the thong. . .or won't she

Long since lost the thong hun

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Long since lost the thong hun

Chuckles. . .Here's my fun for the evening. . .

Names are only partially revealed to protect the stupid.

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213: hello

deanna_rana1973: Do I know you?

213: i added u from lit

deanna_rana1973: Okay. . but have we posted or talked or anything?

213: umm we might haved talked

deanna_rana1973: Do you have another lit name?

213: it is ***

deanna_rana1973: doesn't sound familiar

213: hmm

213: i hope u dont mind that i added u

deanna_rana1973: Do you post on the threads?

213: sumtimes

deanna_rana1973: oh okay

213: i seen u were a red head so am i so i added u

deanna_rana1973: How did you come across my name though? Oh I see.

deanna_rana1973: I was going to say I checked your posts and we haven't posted together.

213: yeah

213: u dont mind that i added u do u

deanna_rana1973: It makes no difference to me. I don't know you, so adding me is okay. Was there something you wanted, or I'm just a redhead so that's all you cared about?

213: no i wanted to talk to u get to know u

deanna_rana1973: Well if you want to get to know me, you can post with me on Lit.

213: ic well what is new with u

213: and do u like sex

deanna_rana1973: Well yes I like sex. and you can post on lit to see what is new with me. I'm in the playground thread most of the time.

213: u like riding

213: like on top or on bottom

deanna_rana1973: How old are you? If You don't mind me asking?

213: 23

deanna_rana1973: Figures... Really if you want to know all that you should post in the threads. Bye.

 

[CURIOUS1026]

I hate when guys are like that previous post.....

 

[Nightbird]

Hi RH&F...

Geee that guy jumped from wanting to get to know you because he's a red head like you to wanting to have cyber with you in like 2.1 seconds..

Reminds me of a highschool kid... They're just like dogs.. They get really excited jump up on you and drool all over you.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I hate when guys are like that previous post.....

It happens so many times with me. But you know my yahoo is on for friends, fans and readers who actually just want to say. . .hey I liked that story. So I'm not giving in to stupidity. . that is why this thread is here. . so I can make fun of those asses.

So if they are lurking too.... that makes it all the sweeter.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hi RH&F...

Geee that guy jumped from wanting to get to know you because he's a red head like you to wanting to have cyber with you in like 2.1 seconds..

Reminds me of a highschool kid... They're just like dogs.. They get really excited jump up on you and drool all over you.

Hey Nightbird. . Yes. . .it happens a lot and often. It is sooooo easy to spot them usually in a few lines on IM and within 3 PM's they get to the point.

 

[Nightbird]

That reminds me.. I don't think I have you on my Yahoo list RH&F..

Funny, I don't understand people who think just because a woman is online she must automatically be a slut and to hell with taking the time to get to know her and be her friend.. They just jump to the sex.. Moronic imbeciles who treat people like pieces of meat.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

That reminds me.. I don't think I have you on my Yahoo list RH&F..

Funny, I don't understand people who think just because a woman is online she must automatically be a slut and to hell with taking the time to get to know her and be her friend.. They just jump to the sex.. Moronic imbeciles who treat people like pieces of meat.

I have some that think because I write stories, I'm always horny and would be wanting to "help" them because I wrote what made them hard.

You can add me.

 

[Lucky Girl]

Hey all! I've got one for ya...from a Virgin, 0 posts, but he seems to think I'm easy!

LuckyGirl- I bet you'd hate to...

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lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?

And that was the 1st message I got ... from this one.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hey all! I've got one for ya...from a Virgin, 0 posts, but he seems to think I'm easy!

LuckyGirl- I bet you'd hate to...

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lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?

And that was the 1st message I got ... from this one.

Oh you'll get more. Newbies are the rulers of idioit PM's. . .they register for a quickie or create an alt for a quickie.

 

[Nightbird]

Ok I'm stupid how do I add you?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ok I'm stupid how do I add you?

I'll add you. But you should just beable to go up to the little yahoo guy and click him. The one in my profile.

 

[Lucky Girl]

Oh you'll get more. Newbies are the rulers of idioit PM's. . .they register for a quickie or create an alt for a quickie.

Oh trust me, I've gotten hundreds like this...especially after the creation of BW's the Den thread. This was just the most recent...and the most blatantly disgusting...I'll betcha this guy's a flasher!

 

[mrtnmoon]

Moronic imbeciles who treat people like pieces of meat.

gosh.... what I wouldn't give to be treated like a piece of meat.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

gosh.... what I wouldn't give to be treated like a piece of meat.

Really. . .

I have no desire to feel like some man's cum vessel. . . they can take that shit and leave it at the door.

 

[Nightbird]

Cum dumpster.. LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Cum dumpster.. LOL

LOL... yep... goes outside with the used kitty litter... LOL...

 

[Absolut]

Hey all! I've got one for ya...from a Virgin, 0 posts, but he seems to think I'm easy!

LuckyGirl- I bet you'd hate to...

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lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?

And that was the 1st message I got ... from this one.

Sorry LG my alt has a mind of it's own .... lol !!!