Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

in the long run it costs less to replace the tile than it does to clean them << i'd prefer carpet any day

I would too. But I mean her putting in carpeting. Padding and then the carpeting itself, labor and supplies.

 

[dragonrazor]

I would too. But I mean her putting in carpeting. Padding and then the carpeting itself, labor and supplies.

meh....i think longterm, she thinks hypoallergenic, or something, which these floors really aren't

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

meh....i think longterm, she thinks hypoallergenic, or something, which these floors really aren't

I see. I guess in the end, sadly it is her home and just like I have to deal with my landlords. . . we live with it or leave. I just got my floors fixed after 3 years and my bathroom ceiling repaired after their roofers put their feet through it.

 

[dragonrazor]

I see. I guess in the end, sadly it is her home and just like I have to deal with my landlords. . . we live with it or leave. I just got my floors fixed after 3 years and my bathroom ceiling repaired after their roofers put their feet through it.

i can't wait till i own my own place

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i can't wait till i own my own place

The American Dream.

 

[dragonrazor]

The American Dream.

indeed....it would be preferable to live with my girlfriend, however, since she's bi, i wouldn't mind sharing with some pretty girls <<

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

indeed....it would be preferable to live with my girlfriend, however, since she's bi, i wouldn't mind sharing with some pretty girls <<

*chuckles* Most men wouldn't.

 

[dragonrazor]

*chuckles* Most men wouldn't.

this is true....you should see the growing list of celebrities people would sleep with in the GB

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

this is true....you should see the growing list of celebrities people would sleep with in the GB

Eh. . . I'll pass on the GB.

 

[dragonrazor]

Eh. . . I'll pass on the GB.

i myself have about thirty or so << not counting some of the good looking porn stars and anime characters

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i myself have about thirty or so << not counting some of the good looking porn stars and anime characters

That's a few.

 

[dragonrazor]

That's a few.

*ebil grin* the anime characters would push it into the thousands

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*ebil grin* the anime characters would push it into the thousands

Those things are so stupidly drawn and ridiculous. Over exaggerated members and breasts and eyes, please. . . Wonderwoman, Superman, Batman. . . at least they are porportioned correctly.

 

[dragonrazor]

Those things are so stupidly drawn and ridiculous. Over exaggerated members and breasts and eyes, please. . . Wonderwoman, Superman, Batman. . . at least they are porportioned correctly.

wonder woman with her f cups <<

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

wonder woman with her f cups <<

How old are you?

 

[dragonrazor]

How old are you?

24....i'll be 25 in september

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

24....i'll be 25 in september

Okay. Was putting you younger then that. I'm 32.

 

[dragonrazor]

Okay. Was putting you younger then that. I'm 32.

i bet you don't look it

 

[Nightbird]

Ok I am going insane and I am ToTALY Bored.. SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!

 

[dragonrazor]

Ok I am going insane and I am ToTALY Bored.. SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!

*gives a massage*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ok I am going insane and I am ToTALY Bored.. SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!

Hello handsome. . . I will save you.

 

[dragonrazor]

Hello handsome. . . I will save you.

oh, that's a guy? *withdraws his hands*

 

[Nightbird]

Hi Red.. Sorry I didn't see this message sooner. I need to go now.

Dragonrazor, yes I'm a guy but don't feel too bad. I mistook you for a girl when I saw your av pic.

 

[dragonrazor]

Hi Red.. Sorry I didn't see this message sooner. I need to go now.

Dragonrazor, yes I'm a guy but don't feel too bad. I mistook you for a girl when I saw your av pic.

lol....the pic was of a girl, Tifa, i think, from Advent Children....a friend of mine made it for me because she's one of my favorites

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hi Red.. Sorry I didn't see this message sooner. I need to go now.

Dragonrazor, yes I'm a guy but don't feel too bad. I mistook you for a girl when I saw your av pic.

It is okay. You have a good day.