Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Guest]

A recent pm - quoted with kind permission of it's writer (even though he knows he will look a bit silly). So for being a good sport a big and an even longer

Hi Kelly

Jusy stumbled upon your page of pics and had to tell you I am well impressed!! Off to join your own message board now so hope to see a lot more of you.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Nice PM Hello and good evening blue.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Oh yeah! This is how I love starting my day .... NOT

fuck
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i wanna spray all over that gorgeous face of yours and lick it right off

Hmmm.....if you're looking for a cyber whore, look elsewhere Mister. I'm not interested.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh yeah! This is how I love starting my day .... NOT

fuck
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i wanna spray all over that gorgeous face of yours and lick it right off

Hmmm.....if you're looking for a cyber whore, look elsewhere Mister. I'm not interested.

Jeeze. . . *sigh*

Sorry. . . I do hope your morning is greeted better then that tomorrow.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Jeeze. . . *sigh*

Sorry. . . I do hope your morning is greeted better then that tomorrow.

Well, not to worry ... I have had a few special PMs this morning, too .... from people who brighten my days

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well, not to worry ... I have had a few special PMs this morning, too .... from people who brighten my days

Wonderful. . .

 

[dragonrazor]

i don't use lines...i've heard plenty though

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i don't use lines...i've heard plenty though

I wish others wouldn't. Just being a gentleman, or for some a lady, is worth a thousand good thoughts, compared to the wasted time spent reading the filth.

 

[dragonrazor]

I wish others wouldn't. Just being a gentleman, or for some a lady, is worth a thousand good thoughts, compared to the wasted time spent reading the filth.

i just don't get the point of them....they never actually work, kind of like that whole pheromone thing...the only way that will work is if they get close enough to smell it on you, and if they're that close, you don't need it anyways

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i just don't get the point of them....they never actually work, kind of like that whole pheromone thing...the only way that will work is if they get close enough to smell it on you, and if they're that close, you don't need it anyways

See, sadly for some it does work. It doesn't for me, but the ones that send them know that somewhere there is someone who will answer, otherwise, why do they continue to send them?

 

[dragonrazor]

See, sadly for some it does work. It doesn't for me, but the ones that send them know that somewhere there is someone who will answer, otherwise, why do they continue to send them?

i know, but still, what point is it....about one in one thousand chance of working? you're better off being natural

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i know, but still, what point is it....about one in one thousand chance of working? you're better off being natural

I agree.

 

[dragonrazor]

I agree.

well, i'll be back later, i have to mop my floors

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

well, i'll be back later, i have to mop my floors

It was nice meeting you. Enjoy your day, and relax while you mop.

 

[dragonrazor]

It was nice meeting you. Enjoy your day, and relax while you mop.

done...EBIL mopping <<

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

done...EBIL mopping <<

Quick.

 

[dragonrazor]

Quick.

well, all i really had to do with the living room and the hall...i'll probably do my bedroom later, but that's it for now

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

well, all i really had to do with the living room and the hall...i'll probably do my bedroom later, but that's it for now

I see. I have mainly carpeting around here.

 

[dragonrazor]

I see. I have mainly carpeting around here.

my landlady believes industrial tile is easier to clean...bullfuckingshit

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

my landlady believes industrial tile is easier to clean...bullfuckingshit

I think tiling is okay in a kitchen or a bath. I prefer wood floors or carpeting for the other rooms of the house.

 

[dragonrazor]

I think tiling is okay in a kitchen or a bath. I prefer wood floors or carpeting for the other rooms of the house.

this is the kind of tile you'd see in a factory...the stuff they use a big riding machine to clean

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

this is the kind of tile you'd see in a factory...the stuff they use a big riding machine to clean

Oh. . . that isn't good.

 

[dragonrazor]

Oh. . . that isn't good.

it drives me nuts...i'd need a steam cleaner to get this stuff spotless...and she insists it's better than carpets, which only require vacuuming and the occasional shampooing

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

it drives me nuts...i'd need a steam cleaner to get this stuff spotless...and she insists it's better than carpets, which only require vacuuming and the occasional shampooing

Sounds like a cost issue with her.

 

[dragonrazor]

Sounds like a cost issue with her.

in the long run it costs less to replace the tile than it does to clean them << i'd prefer carpet any day