Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[bra_man69]

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh goodness. . .

email from a reader.

need to fuck after your stories

I hope they had company close by.

 

[bra_man69]

omg to funny

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

omg to funny

lol. . .

 

[bra_man69]

already wants to fuck you think how lucky you are

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

already wants to fuck you think how lucky you are

Ohhhh I got another one that hasn't gotten the hint. They are like flies and honey today.

 

[bra_man69]

so now you can have a 3 some dam baby look at the fun you could have

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

so now you can have a 3 some dam baby look at the fun you could have

LOL

NOOOOO ...lol

 

[bra_man69]

lmao no you take all the fun away from people

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lmao no you take all the fun away from people

Oh... that was mean.

 

[bra_man69]

no it was not you have 2 people that want you so make it a 3 some lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

no it was not you have 2 people that want you so make it a 3 some lol

I do not take the fun away then??? I guess I am confused???

 

[bra_man69]

i do not know i stay confused most of time

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Okay. . . first this boy, immediately attempts to add me to his yahoo list. I turn him down. Then he PM's me here at lit, telling me how he just got yahoo and wants someone to talk to him there. I told him, the threads are a nice place to get to know someone. He PM's back, yes, but I also have cam and I like people to watch. I tell him, that if he was just looking for someone to watch him come and he didn't care if the woman had any kind of connection to him or thought much about him then he could chose anyone he wanted. He comes back asking if I hate him. I tell him nope. I think he just picked the wrong woman and if is just wanting someone with no connection but a cheap thrill then read a story and find someone else to come for.

He's not responded back since then.

 

[bra_man69]

think you pretty much told him what he wanted and he moved on

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

think you pretty much told him what he wanted and he moved on

lol. . . I hope he moved on and enjoyed himself.

 

[bra_man69]

lol

i should have copy and paste the im i just got i made fun of a idiot here for starting a new thread looking for people on yahoo right then he im's me thinking i want to talk with him

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol

i should have copy and paste the im i just got i made fun of a idiot here for starting a new thread looking for people on yahoo right then he im's me thinking i want to talk with him

Awww... did you get hit on?

 

[bra_man69]

ya but sorry i do not fish that side of the river know what i mean

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

ya but sorry i do not fish that side of the river know what i mean

I can cook and clean fish!!!

 

[bra_man69]

thats good to know may need you some day for that

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

thats good to know may need you some day for that

I've fished since I was little.

 

[bra_man69]

same here and like it alot

 

[CURIOUS1026]

maybe I should just give up the idea of ever sending anyone a PM because except for a couple of rare exceptions it's starting to look like a lose/lose proposition for me. lol.

Sounds like someone is possibly in need of RECEIVING a nice PM himself.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sounds like someone is possibly in need of RECEIVING a nice PM himself.

How are you Curious?