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pa-guy said:I got just plain: "suck my dick"
I'm really not sure if he was telling me off or inviting me to do so
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Well... you could PM back and find out. LOL
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Nightbird said:
Yes Nightbird, it was with your help I got to the 500th post yesterday, so the kiss you missed out on yesterday is yours.
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A grin alights my face as I look back and see you were posting here yesterday when the momumental impact of the number 500 slammed into me. I wink mischievously at you, pull your head down to mine and our lips meet. My tongue slides inside your mouth, stroking firmly along the sides, rolling over the tip, and then pushing deeper as I press into you. My excitement barely contained as you feel my tongue leaves yours for a moment so I can pull at your bottom lip with my teeth, before waltzing with your mouth once more. Finally I must breath and it is with great reluctance that I pull away, only to return for a second quick merging of our bodies, because you were late in gathering your kiss. "Thanks for visiting yesterday, I hope your around when I hit 1000."
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pa-guy said:meaning if he is gay/bi he might not care if i was straight, gay, or bi.
Wouldn't a gay/bi guy care if he was coming on to a straight/gay/bi guy... wow... that is a tongue twister...
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You will have to be here the day I hit 1000...jushorny said:Might I get afor helping to work your way to 1000?
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Yes... but when I drive you'll enjoy being the passanger.jushorny said:
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jushorny said:no doubt in my mind about that!
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jushorny said:
Just have to wait and see...
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Don't you love the holiday season, so many things to do, family to visit, trees to decorate...jushorny said:How long????
Are you trying to reach 1000 by chatting on this thread?
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RedHairedandFriendly said:Don't you love the holiday season, so many things to do, family to visit, trees to decorate...
Are you trying to reach 1000 by chatting on this thread?
*pouts* Sorry dear, will refrain. Maybe I'll see you after the Holidays????
*head down, eyes looking up hopefully*
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jushorny said:
If not then I deserve to be shot.
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RedHairedandFriendly said:If not then I deserve to be shot.
Yesssss there is a God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*begins making list of eveything that might need ot be done after Holidays and how to get them done now, looks at datebook, begins to figure out how to completely clear schedule for month of January at least*
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Good Point...pa-guy said:
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