Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[CURIOUS1026]

OMG!!!!!

Yeah, I know!!! Men!!! **shakes head in disbelief and disgust** LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yeah, I know!!! Men!!! **shakes head in disbelief and disgust** LOL

Takes all kinds I guess..

 

[Casey811]

Take his own seed as in...in his own ass? In his mouth?

Honestly, what drives a person to send a PM like that to a random stranger?
I think there's a book to be written on 'PM Psychology'
Fascinating!

 

[CURIOUS1026]

Take his own seed as in...in his own ass? In his mouth?

Honestly, what drives a person to send a PM like that to a random stranger?
I think there's a book to be written on 'PM Psychology'
Fascinating!

You know, I am not really sure what he meant (I did not reply)....but the first image I got in my head was him sucking himself off.......

 

[Casey811]

You know, I am not really sure what he meant (I did not reply)....but the first image I got in my head was him sucking himself off.......

Jeez, my spine would snap like a twig!
I am SO not flexible lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Take his own seed as in...in his own ass? In his mouth?

Honestly, what drives a person to send a PM like that to a random stranger?
I think there's a book to be written on 'PM Psychology'
Fascinating!

Read this....ONLY IF YOUR NOT OFFENDED BY THE LITERATURE YOU FIND ON LIT!!! Perhaps.... he meant something like this...


I write in many SRP stories and you usually don't know what the writer is putting up till it is your next posts....

I had to come up with something after his first few lines.... my writing is what comes after the break....

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=13370968&postcount=41

 

[Casey811]

Read this....ONLY IF YOUR NOT OFFENDED BY THE LITERATURE YOU FIND ON LIT!!! Perhaps.... he meant something like this...


I write in many SRP stories and you usually don't know what the writer is putting up till it is your next posts....

I had to come up with something after his first few lines.... my writing is what comes after the break....

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=13370968&postcount=41

That's incredible writing, I love it!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

That's incredible writing, I love it!

Thanks... but... a bit on the odd side.. don't ya think!!! LOL!!!

 

[Casey811]

Thanks... but... a bit on the odd side.. don't ya think!!! LOL!!!

Well, odd is only what we make of it.

I'm certain some would be totally aroused by that, others not.
The way you expanded from a simple line or two makes it worth reading regardless.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well, odd is only what we make of it.

I'm certain some would be totally aroused by that, others not.
The way you expanded from a simple line or two makes it worth reading regardless.

Well thank you very much..
When I saw that... I thought..

 

[montrealgirl]

Great thread...

...I am hoping that if ppl see that I post here, they may think twice b/f sending a PM...

I've deleted the worst so far (didn't know about this forum, from now on, they'll be here)

The worst was from the same guy...about 6 in a row in about 5 minutes (sound familiar RHF?)...this was the general jist:

12:02am: my cock is so hard i'm gonna cum! wanna watch!
12:03am: I've got a huge wad for you! pm me!
12:04am: I'm about to blow all over you! I gotta cam, cum see me!
12:05am: I want to cum all over your tits! mmmmmm!
12:06am: I'm so hot and my cock is hard! I want you to watch!

(i think you get the idea)...I was pretty grossed out...had to get up and make sure the doors were locked

The other big turn off is the ones that are, "hey sweetie, hi baby, hey honey"...gag...that does nothing for me as opening liners...

The best involve some reference to either my profile, or a post I've already written (shows they have a larger attention span) and either a comment about it with question....can't go wrong there....compliments are nice too

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

...I am hoping that if ppl see that I post here, they may think twice b/f sending a PM...

I've deleted the worst so far (didn't know about this forum, from now on, they'll be here)

The worst was from the same guy...about 6 in a row in about 5 minutes (sound familiar RHF?)...this was the general jist:

12:02am: my cock is so hard i'm gonna cum! wanna watch!
12:03am: I've got a huge wad for you! pm me!
12:04am: I'm about to blow all over you! I gotta cam, cum see me!
12:05am: I want to cum all over your tits! mmmmmm!
12:06am: I'm so hot and my cock is hard! I want you to watch!

(i think you get the idea)...I was pretty grossed out...had to get up and make sure the doors were locked

The other big turn off is the ones that are, "hey sweetie, hi baby, hey honey"...gag...that does nothing for me as opening liners...

The best involve some reference to either my profile, or a post I've already written (shows they have a larger attention span) and either a comment about it with question....can't go wrong there....compliments are nice too

I hope your nasty ones stop or at least become fewer... mine have... of course.. now they will probably start up again...

I did get another one asking if I was a good erotica writer... I said... well some people think so... but I guess he just picked my name from the list again.. ggrrr...


Glad you stopped in!

 

[montrealgirl]

Great first PM

Just got this one tonight...a perfect example of exactly what to do


I wanted to just let you know that I find a lot of your posts provocative, deep, and just well thought out. its nice to see someone on the boards who not only wants and thinks about sex, but who also knows how to look beyond the obvious.

Your profile is a perfect example....

Thanks!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Just got this one tonight...a perfect example of exactly what to do


I wanted to just let you know that I find a lot of your posts provocative, deep, and just well thought out. its nice to see someone on the boards who not only wants and thinks about sex, but who also knows how to look beyond the obvious.

Your profile is a perfect example....

Thanks!

Very cool!

 

[montrealgirl]

Another great message - thoughtful with the right amount of play...

I got this post last night - another fine example of a good PM...

Reading your posts a little, thinkng alot

reading: you look different when you're turned on
thinking: what does she look like?
what does she look like turned on?
what could I do to get her to look like
what she looks like when she's turned on.

reading: She likes compliments
thinking: She knows exactly what a sexy little turn on she is.... and that she knows I'm a sucker for a girl who knows how to tease to the point of total submission and then deliver. And that she probably enjoys the same.

Thanks

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got this post last night - another fine example of a good PM...

Reading your posts a little, thinkng alot

reading: you look different when you're turned on
thinking: what does she look like?
what does she look like turned on?
what could I do to get her to look like
what she looks like when she's turned on.

reading: She likes compliments
thinking: She knows exactly what a sexy little turn on she is.... and that she knows I'm a sucker for a girl who knows how to tease to the point of total submission and then deliver. And that she probably enjoys the same.

Thanks

Very nice.. thanks for sharing...

 

[CURIOUS1026]

Here is a doosie (sp?) of one for you......but before I continue, I just wanted to say that I think this was a very well thought out PM and I am flattered to have received it, but it is a little over the top for my tastes. It would have been much different if we had already been communicating and we had decided to share fantasies. This random kind of PM also makes you wonder, "How many other women has he sent this to??"

Our Dinner Date,
I pick you up at 7:30 you are wearing a summer dress that buttons down the front. The top 2 buttons are undone showing a bit of your beautiful tits. You have on thigh highs and 4' heels. the dress stops 3" above your knees and the bottom 2 buttons are undone. You are a vision of beauty and sexiness. I open the door for you and you slide in showing me you are not wearing any panties. When we get to the restaurant and walk in all eyes turn and admire your beauty, men and women. The hostess seats us at a booth with a round table, we slide in me on your left. We are facing the bar. I lean over and kiss you our tongues wrestle for a minute. I reach down & undo another button. From where I set I Can see your entire right breast & nipple. The nipple is hard & sticking out a 1/2". The waiter comes over to take our drink order and moves so he can look at your perfect breast. He starts a conversation so he can look at you for a little longer. When he brings our drinks I reach in and tweak your nipple, when you look over you see a bulge growing in the waiters pants.

You ask the waiter if he likes what he sees. He stares for a while and then adjusts himself and tells us he is going to a local swing club and wants to know if we would like to go with him. Before he could get the entire question out you say yes. He tells us to b back at 10:00 pm when he gets off. We leave to go out to the car. As we leave the front door I reach over and undo all but the middle 2 buttons on your dress. When we get to the car you bend over the hood and flip the dress over your ass and tell me to take you there. I undo my zipper and enter you in one push. I start driving in you as hard and as fast as I can. It doesn’t take long before we both cum. When I pull out & you stand up we notice another couple watching us, you bow & open your dress wide open so they can see all of your beauty.

I am on yahoo as XXXXXXXXX and only live just south of you. Hope to hear from you soon.


Unfortunately, I did not save my response, but I think I thanked him and told him it would not work out. After reading the PM, I checked his profile and realized that he is about 24 years older than I am.


P.S. RHF, I just wanted to let
you know that I love your newest AV

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Here is a doosie (sp?) of one for you......but before I continue, I just wanted to say that I think this was a very well thought out PM and I am flattered to have received it, but it is a little over the top for my tastes. It would have been much different if we had already been communicating and we had decided to share fantasies. This random kind of PM also makes you wonder, "How many other women has he sent this to??"

Our Dinner Date,
I pick you up at 7:30 you are wearing a summer dress that buttons down the front. The top 2 buttons are undone showing a bit of your beautiful tits. You have on thigh highs and 4' heels. the dress stops 3" above your knees and the bottom 2 buttons are undone. You are a vision of beauty and sexiness. I open the door for you and you slide in showing me you are not wearing any panties. When we get to the restaurant and walk in all eyes turn and admire your beauty, men and women. The hostess seats us at a booth with a round table, we slide in me on your left. We are facing the bar. I lean over and kiss you our tongues wrestle for a minute. I reach down & undo another button. From where I set I Can see your entire right breast & nipple. The nipple is hard & sticking out a 1/2". The waiter comes over to take our drink order and moves so he can look at your perfect breast. He starts a conversation so he can look at you for a little longer. When he brings our drinks I reach in and tweak your nipple, when you look over you see a bulge growing in the waiters pants.

You ask the waiter if he likes what he sees. He stares for a while and then adjusts himself and tells us he is going to a local swing club and wants to know if we would like to go with him. Before he could get the entire question out you say yes. He tells us to b back at 10:00 pm when he gets off. We leave to go out to the car. As we leave the front door I reach over and undo all but the middle 2 buttons on your dress. When we get to the car you bend over the hood and flip the dress over your ass and tell me to take you there. I undo my zipper and enter you in one push. I start driving in you as hard and as fast as I can. It doesn’t take long before we both cum. When I pull out & you stand up we notice another couple watching us, you bow & open your dress wide open so they can see all of your beauty.




Unfortunately, I did not save my response, but I think I thanked him and told him it would not work out. After reading the PM, I checked his profile and realized that he is about 24 years older than I am.


P.S. RHF, I just wanted to let
you know that I love your newest AV

Thanks... I am wondering the same thing. I can just image him coping and pasting it and then going down the list of people online... but I've been wrong before... *don't tell anyone*

I'm glad you like the av.. who knows what tomorrow will bring..

 

[krazeekat]

This random kind of PM also makes you wonder, "How many other women has he sent this to??"

LOL...I'd wondered too and he'd probably cut and paste it to a few.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL...I'd wondered too and he'd probably cut and paste it to a few.

LOL... Great minds think alike.... thought the same thing myself at the same time.. lol

 

[krazeekat]

LOL... Great minds think alike.... thought the same thing myself at the same time.. lol

Maybe he has a list of stuff he use to pm ... all cut and paste

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Maybe he has a list of stuff he use to pm ... all cut and paste

LOL... perhaps..

 

[Guest]

Are you the girl...

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Who had that really nice blond pink pussy?
Yes! You are.
I remember your thread from Amature Pics... I posted in it!
You liked having your snatch licked from behind right?
I licking blond pink pussy from behind.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours?
Can i see that hot doggystyle shot again? Pretty please?
Thanks.

Since I didn't reply, I got this the next day:

The least you could do...

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Is message me back and say, you're not interested.

Jesus fuck... I hope someone rapes and murders you.

You inconsiderate scum.


Can't you just feel the love?

 

[montrealgirl]

Are you the girl...

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Who had that really nice blond pink pussy?
Yes! You are.
I remember your thread from Amature Pics... I posted in it!
You liked having your snatch licked from behind right?
I licking blond pink pussy from behind.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours?
Can i see that hot doggystyle shot again? Pretty please?
Thanks.

Since I didn't reply, I got this the next day:

The least you could do...

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Is message me back and say, you're not interested.

Jesus fuck... I hope someone rapes and murders you.

You inconsiderate scum.


Can't you just feel the love?

Oh my god, now that is the worst!

 

[Michelrpg]

Sorry, but that guy is fucked in the head. I dont like it either if I give a compliment and not get a reply, but I dont start saying they should be murdered =/. If I were you I'd report the guy and have him banned, seriously.