Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I have yet to experience a bad PM but I guess as a male I am not subjected to it as often. Although I do feel for the rest of you. Its not a great way to start with a hi send me a bic... or do you want to suck/lick/fuck etc you know the rest.

I wonder how many people who are here for just sex and release do even read this thread? Oh well as least its amusing to read.

Eh, even if they don't read it, it's also an excellent place to vent.

 

[mercuryfrost]

I do agree... everyone needs a place to vent!

 

[Nightbird]

I am not sad... Well ok maybe a little but still..

*shakes head* Sad, so sad.


Thank you.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

hi. this is
...a man, submitting myself for your approval, and consequent arousal.

good afternoon


*sigh* I'm only worth 15 words, five periods, and two commas.

I guess I should be honored by one with such a great level of self-confidence that he felt his words would arouse me to such a frenzied state I would miraculously switch from a submissive sexual being to a Dominate one.

I'm also curious what women would think if a handsome man, (by their standards - because everyone sees 'handsome' in their own way) came up to them at a bar and said that line. . . "Hi. This is a man, submitting myself for your approval, and consequent arousal. Good afternoon."

Can't you just hear the sincerity in his words, feel the warm breath of his touch on your skin, as he leans closer, one brow raised as if you should be so honored by his mere presence. His gaze holds yours briefly and then it slides seductively down your body, pausing at your breasts.

I feel so special.

 

[DrunknBarbarian]

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[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ouch, ( rofl lmfao, sorry ...hehe cain't help it......) god bless him I love that guy send him to me, haha.......

I've only ever forwarded a PM from a guy to some other man, it was several years ago when I was involved with an online Dom here at Lit. I sent Him the PM and He dealt with the fellow, not sure what was sent, but I never heard from the fellow ever again.

I should be honored the boy did take time to spell everything correctly, which is saying a lot.

 

[DrunknBarbarian]

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[RedHairedandFriendly]

Up to you Red. Thought it might be fun. I'm no expert on those things ,I don't think, but hey, we men get a bad enough rap as it is. Guys like that, obviously need some schoolin. Makes us all look bad. Hope he at least ran into you somewhere on the BBs before you got that from him.

In his favor, at least he said something however, ummmm simpering it is ( that a good word for it ? ) which is probably more than half the trolls do.

I'd never posted with him on the boards before. Most of the unwanted PMs are from folks I've never posted with. The random guy hoping to make it with someone, anyone.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm too harsh, or too picky, but I don't think I am. I'm just sure of what I don't want. What I want, I'm still working on.

When I first came here, I was easily swayed by the eroticism of the site and swallowed up by the sex, simply because I was lost as a person. I'm far more wiser now that I've gone through emotional hell and back. A roller coaster of a ride, one I won't ever repeat.

 

[Vanilla_Spice]

I got one last night, "I'm bored. Make me cum"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got one last night, "I'm bored. Make me cum"

Like it's a job for us. WTF is my pay then?

 

[AnAmoralSquid]

Real Tales From Beneath the Surface

Best line: tie between "That dress looks good on you, but it would look even better resting at the bottom of my salt water tank, next to the diving guy and the treasure chest. Did I mention I'm a squid?" and "Trust me, I'm big in Japan"

Worst line: "Up for a little surf and turf?" - this resulted in my being partially consumed by the woman I was hitting up! And she had the audacity to eat a pork chop at the same time. Women! Not to mention, humans!

 

[geekgirl88]

hi. this is
...a man, submitting myself for your approval, and consequent arousal.

good afternoon


*sigh* I'm only worth 15 words, five periods, and two commas.

I guess I should be honored by one with such a great level of self-confidence that he felt his words would arouse me to such a frenzied state I would miraculously switch from a submissive sexual being to a Dominate one.

I'm also curious what women would think if a handsome man, (by their standards - because everyone sees 'handsome' in their own way) came up to them at a bar and said that line. . . "Hi. This is a man, submitting myself for your approval, and consequent arousal. Good afternoon."

Can't you just hear the sincerity in his words, feel the warm breath of his touch on your skin, as he leans closer, one brow raised as if you should be so honored by his mere presence. His gaze holds yours briefly and then it slides seductively down your body, pausing at your breasts.

I feel so special.

A guy tried to chat me up at a bar with the line "you're looking really fertile tonight"

What do you say to that apart from just looked stunned.

 

[etoile_noir78]

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[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hey all... those are really bad lines.

 

[Size13]

hi. this is
...a man, submitting myself for your approval, and consequent arousal.

good afternoon


*sigh* I'm only worth 15 words, five periods, and two commas.

I guess I should be honored by one with such a great level of self-confidence that he felt his words would arouse me to such a frenzied state I would miraculously switch from a submissive sexual being to a Dominate one.

I'm also curious what women would think if a handsome man, (by their standards - because everyone sees 'handsome' in their own way) came up to them at a bar and said that line. . . "Hi. This is a man, submitting myself for your approval, and consequent arousal. Good afternoon."

Can't you just hear the sincerity in his words, feel the warm breath of his touch on your skin, as he leans closer, one brow raised as if you should be so honored by his mere presence. His gaze holds yours briefly and then it slides seductively down your body, pausing at your breasts.

I feel so special.

OK, I am still chuckling at this one as I am typing here. I guess some guys have a limited sphere of intelligence, and it all goes away once the blood starts rushing downward...

I hope you are having an awesome day today RHF...

 

[Ladynw8ting]

I can't remember the exact phrase but it was similar to "Hey, how would you like it if I climbed up on you.... " Excuse me, I may be a BBW but seriously I don't think you would have to climb up on me for anything...

 

[mbb308]

I'm a responder, not an opener. It can be all downhill sometimes after you open your mouth - or move your fingers. Besides, it's better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I do not under any circumstance want stories coming to me in my PM box describing what you'll do with me, unless I give you permission. PMs like that don't even get read by me, they get deleted, and ignored, but for you... I'm going to send you a link to this thread and maybe, just maybe you will learn how to treat someone you don't know with respect, and if not, oh well, perhaps one day a woman will take you up on your offer, whatever the hell it was, because I didn't waste my time reading it!

 

[kendra1980]

if your man doesn't give you what you need, I'll do ya.

who could resist THAT?

 

[RyanBlack]

I almost feel left out. I have never had a PM that I haven't wanted to reply too!

bet I could change that

 

[RyanBlack]

if your man doesn't give you what you need, I'll do ya.

who could resist THAT?

awww miss K you know I was just trying to distract you away from him for a few mins

 

[airstream]

*****

 

[RyanBlack]

I do not under any circumstance want stories coming to me in my PM box describing what you'll do with me, unless I give you permission. PMs like that don't even get read by me, they get deleted, and ignored, but for you... I'm going to send you a link to this thread and maybe, just maybe you will learn how to treat someone you don't know with respect, and if not, oh well, perhaps one day a woman will take you up on your offer, whatever the hell it was, because I didn't waste my time reading it!

dang there goes those 6000 words I was about to send that I had written just for you!!

shoot wonder if fathom has his pm box turned on to me yet?

 

[fathom7]

dang there goes those 6000 words I was about to send that I had written just for you!!

shoot wonder if fathom has his pm box turned on to me yet?

There is a special IGGY list in hell for you ya know.

 

[RyanBlack]

There is a special IGGY list in hell for you ya know.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Save me a seat or maybe Ill save you a place to sit