Your Advice To A New *litster*

[thefishfryer]

Luckily you are on Lit where friends for such things can be found, made or located.

I'm not that fond of peanut butter, but I imagine there are a number of alternatives.

 

[starrynightin64]

I'm not that fond of peanut butter, but I imagine there are a number of alternatives.

You are in the right business to try that as thehy fry most anything here to try

 

[thefishfryer]

You are in the right business to try that as thehy fry most anything here to try

To tell the truth I don't do a lot of frying

 

[Corbal]

If they claim a 12 inch cock, they're either a woman and have an elaborate toy selection, or they're a guy with a baby cock.

 

[chargergirl]

Be careful of the overly nice. If they seem too good to be true, they probably are.

 

[Gyps33boi]

This may have already been stated, but if you're a guy on the boards don't expect to get too much attention without filling in details on your profile, or if every one of your posts talks about how horny you are.
Odds are, darn near everyone on the board is horny. Ths fact does not make you a unique snowflake somone will want to catch on their tongue and suck on until melted. Be somebody, don't expect to do somebody.

 

[85Ironman]

Avoid drama.

If you fail to do so, keep your drama to yourself and off the boards.

 

[Gyps33boi]

Avoid drama.

If you fail to do so, keep your drama to yourself and off the boards.

Amazing advice, IM. Wish more would adhere to this!

 

[Needfull Thing]

Ok look. The truth is that most of the people who come here don't exactly have their shit together. They don't have happy lives full of happy little moments. A lot of them are lonely and bored and lacking something.

The few who have some luck tend to lord it over the rest in self-important, smug little ways. This is probably because they fought to get that tiny bit of happiness in their lives and feel like Olympic fucking medalists.

Most of those who post here will hide who they really are and what they really feel like a CIA covert ops agent will hide their true identity. They will pretend to be superior even as they condescendingly comfort you for admitting to some vulnerability and then in the next thread have a psychotic breakdown.

This place is like a virtual pretend game for adults. Not much here is real, except that the thoughts and feelings and personalities behind it all ARE real. Never forget that these things go together. The fake hides the real here.

So basically my advice is, trust nobody until you have gotten to know them VERY well and for a long time. Don't spend too much time here. Take nothing seriously. Keep yourself to yourself as much as you are able. If you can't then be as entertaining about the exposure as possible. Guard your heart.

...get out while you can and never come back.

 

[starrynightin64]

bumping the mix...

 

[starrynightin64]

http://bestsmileys.com/halloween2/4.gif
Look close to see the real person you are chatting with...

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I've never seen women do it on here, but guys....don't assume that every woman on here is a sex starved slut! Just like in real life they're not going to jump into your arms just because they're so grateful to have a man speak to them.

So, calm down and be pleasant, honest and try and be yourself.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

http://bestsmileys.com/halloween2/4.gif
Look close to see the real person you are chatting with...

I think I dated her once

 

[starrynightin64]

I think I dated her once

<grins>
That bi-polar look is hard to miss isn't it???

 

[PenIsMightier1]

<grins>
That bi-polar look is hard to miss isn't it???

oh yeah, its all fun and games until someone loses an eye

 

[starrynightin64]

oh yeah, its all fun and games until someone loses an eye

Ahhhhh details...I guess those are important
especially when it's your eye huh?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Ahhhhh details...I guess those are important
especially when it's your eye huh?

Never overlook the fine details, they're usually pretty important.

I think that when meeting each other, its should be like playing cards, but each card has whats wrong with the person...

*person 1* - I'm Bi-polar
*person 2* - I'm petty and possessive
*person 1* - I'll probably throw your stuff out on the front lawn one day
*person 2* - I won't remember your birthday... ever
*person 1* - I have an imaginary friend named Ivan
*person 2* - You Know Ivan?!

 

[starrynightin64]

Never overlook the fine details, they're usually pretty important.

I think that when meeting each other, its should be like playing cards, but each card has whats wrong with the person...

*person 1* - I'm Bi-polar
*person 2* - I'm petty and possessive
*person 1* - I'll probably throw your stuff out on the front lawn one day
*person 2* - I won't remember your birthday... ever
*person 1* - I have an imaginary friend named Ivan
*person 2* - You Know Ivan?!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!... Thanks I needed that laugh!!!!
Been a weird couple of days on here. Weird is usually my normal but even this has been out there

 

[PenIsMightier1]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!... Thanks I needed that laugh!!!!
Been a weird couple of days on here. Weird is usually my normal but even this has been out there

How weird? Like, oh wow I met someone I know at supermarket weird? Dingo ate my baby weird? Or an alien ship landed in my back yard and all the aliens look like my mother! weird?

 

[starrynightin64]

How weird? Like, oh wow I met someone I know at supermarket weird? Dingo ate my baby weird? Or an alien ship landed in my back yard and all the aliens look like my mother! weird?

Supermarket thing is fiction & never would happen.
Dingo thing is pretty close to normal life here in the art village.
Come to think of it the alien thing is pretty normal for life here as well.

It's more like a reversal thing which would better be explained if people fell on their heads.
More then just on here, even watching the news... people driving into houses, totally stupid crap.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Supermarket thing is fiction & never would happen.
Dingo thing is pretty close to normal life here in the art village.
Come to think of it the alien thing is pretty normal for life here as well.

It's more like a reversal thing which would better be explained if people fell on their heads.
More then just on here, even watching the news... people driving into houses, totally stupid crap.

Oh yeah, I saw that.... it looked like they needed a ramp to do it

 

[starrynightin64]

Oh yeah, I saw that.... it looked like they needed a ramp to do it

well this is florida...
those old people dont worry much about details like that...
or the need to see where they are driving

 

[Mrtenant]

well this is florida...
those old people dont worry much about details like that...
or the need to see where they are driving

just as long as they get laid from time to time

 

[starrynightin64]

**peeks in**

 

[PenIsMightier1]

**peeks in**

Oh god I thought there was no-one here