Your Advice To A New *litster*

[Centauria]

Just found this thread and I have to say...GREAT IDEA!!
As a relatively newbie person myself I stumbled around here for a while before findinng .....home!
All those comments about ..GET OUT NOW..OR YOU NEVER WILL!..are 100% true, this place is addictive!
If you genuinely want to meet wonderful people, go to the playground. Post lots before you decide to hit on someone...nothing makes me wilder than to get pms from people with 2 posts and no profile who are shocked that you dont jump at ..whatever they offer!!
As much as you can ...be yourself...I have met some fantastic people through Lit, and they were exactly the same in r/l as on the forum. That is a VERY good thing!
And finally, I second almost everything thats been said here...except for KB's comments...but who listens to him anyway
Great thread elizabeth!

 

[koalabear]

Just found this thread and I have to say...GREAT IDEA!!
As a relatively newbie person myself I stumbled around here for a while before findinng .....home!
All those comments about ..GET OUT NOW..OR YOU NEVER WILL!..are 100% true, this place is addictive!
If you genuinely want to meet wonderful people, go to the playground. Post lots before you decide to hit on someone...nothing makes me wilder than to get pms from people with 2 posts and no profile who are shocked that you dont jump at ..whatever they offer!!
As much as you can ...be yourself...I have met some fantastic people through Lit, and they were exactly the same in r/l as on the forum. That is a VERY good thing!
And finally, I second almost everything thats been said here...except for KB's comments...but who listens to him anyway
Great thread elizabeth!

You do...nice ass....lol

 

[DivineThing]

Thanks for all the good advice from this "newbie"...

 

[Centauria]

You do...nice ass....lol

Do not!
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[starrynightin64]

Thanks for all the good advice from this "newbie"...

You can always post a question on here or ask us if we forget anything, we get distracted by the oddest things here...

 

[koalabear]

Do not!
ty

You just did.......lmao....SPAAANNNNKKKKK

 

[DivineThing]

thanks! And much better to be distracted by the odd than the mundane!

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Don't come in flaunting your horniness. There's the Personals for that. Nothing makes a worst impression than to go onto a more "chatty" thread saying something like, "I'm horny. Anyone want to play?" It's really kinda tacky, and it can throw off the whole vibe of the thread. Someone did that to a thread I used to post to regularly, and it made a horrible first impression! This person came across as nothing more than a desperate slut.

 

[starrynightin64]

Don't come in flaunting your horniness. There's the Personals for that. Nothing makes a worst impression than to go onto a more "chatty" thread saying something like, "I'm horny. Anyone want to play?" It's really kinda tacky, and it can throw off the whole vibe of the thread. Someone did that to a thread I used to post to regularly, and it made a horrible first impression! This person came across as nothing more than a desperate slut.

I hate that in PMs too. Call them the "horny trollers"...

 

[Diamond_Girl]

I hate that in PMs too. Call them the "horny trollers"...

Along with that, add "illiteracy" to my list of pet peeves. I received a PM this morning... "Cummm plaaaaa my pet." Um, nevermind the fact that I'm taken and I state that and my desire not to be solicited for cyber in my sig line, he can't even bother to spell it right. I texted that to Dusky.

So, more advice for new Litsters... Demonstrate some sense of literacy and respect!!! READ or ask permission before sending PMs wanting cyber, and puh-leeze spell correctly (or at least close)!

 

[starrynightin64]

Bump the newbie instruction list...

 

[redlorry]

By the way....noob females should always post a full body nude to show how friendly they are.

Do not believe this all photos of nude females should be PM'd to me to review before they can be posted also vital stats location and phone number that I can call them on (reverse /transfer charges of course)

 

[starrynightin64]

Do not believe this all photos of nude females should be PM'd to me to review before they can be posted also vital stats location and phone number that I can call them on (reverse /transfer charges of course)

Ohhhh have I heard that inspecter line before...

 

[redlorry]

Ohhhh have I heard that inspecter line before...

OK so it was not original but I thought it might be worth a try ...... after all if you don't ask you don't get

 

[starrynightin64]

OK so it was not original but I thought it might be worth a try ...... after all if you don't ask you don't get

lol.... I seem to remember a saying...
ask and ye shall receive...

 

[redlorry]

lol.... I seem to remember a saying...
ask and ye shall receive...

Think both sayings mean the same ..... alas so far no one has taken me up on my offer to act as official censor for the forum ....... what I need is someone of great standing on Lit to set the ball rolling by PM'ing me some photos to review (Female of course) .......I will of course give an honest assessment and start an official Redlorry Directory

 

[starrynightin64]

Think both sayings mean the same ..... alas so far no one has taken me up on my offer to act as official censor for the forum ....... what I need is someone of great standing on Lit to set the ball rolling by PM'ing me some photos to review (Female of course) .......I will of course give an honest assessment and start an official Redlorry Directory

I think you actually have to go to the pic threads and offer up comments on there...

 

[redlorry]

I think you actually have to go to the pic threads and offer up comments on there...

Already posted comments on a few of the pictures threads ...... the posts I have been making here are not to be taken seriously nor are most of my posts for that matter as they are all just a way to interact on the forum and get to know people ........ not saying I do not want ladies to PM me pictures just saying I will not cry myself to sleep if it does not happen


Oh for some serious advice for new Litsters, post comment wherever you want,enjoy yourself but at the same time try your hardest to be honest to yourself but not hurtful to others, better not to post than to post negative.

 

[starrynightin64]

Newbie bump...

 

[VampireD]

Don't Come In Here Thinking I'm A Evil/gothic Guy... Read Around And This Vampire Can Show You A Lighten Side To Life!!!! Ahhhhhhh

 

[keiffers]

I think it's already been said a few times, but don't take whats said online seriously....its all in good fun, well unless you goto the GB LOL

 

[starrynightin64]

Newbie bump....

 

[starrynightin64]

educational bump for the new posters...

 

[elizabeth22673]

educational bump for the new posters...

omg, nice av sweetie

 

[starrynightin64]

omg, nice av sweetie

Thank you!
I had a friend take pity on me and gave me a couple of nice naughty AVs